i have been stuck on earth for 18 years now i was born on the planet of New Hempshire which is across the cosmos right next to the sink that gives no drink or to you earthlings a black hole my real name is Jazz Skywalker i served in the galactic funk patrol fighting to save funk from the blahs
i have visited your planet many times before maybe you have heard of roswell that was me once when i was here i went to 2023 and got a real super computer and took it back in time to 1969 and hid it in a place called groom lake out in the desert if you find it enjoy
which brings me to now i was on patrol when some blahs started shooting at me with their bop guns so i shined my flashlight on them which funked them up so i cranked my funk mobile up to 11 and just surfed the cosmos butt before i got away the damn blahs shot my fuel tank and by the time i got near the earth i was out of funk o fuel so i crashed here and thats how i got here
i say im 18 cause thats how long i have been on earth in reality i am as old as the cosmos so i can safely say their was no big bang that created the cosmos what it was is when the great and powerful uncle jam hit the first funky note on his new invention he called the bass guitar and it created a burst of funky light and life which is what you se today
the end?
thank uncle jam
i enjoy all the music from 65 to 80 from acid rock to funk from iron butterfly to parliament/funkadelic so if you got a ? about the music from then ask away groovy people
i dig video games like driver parellel lines the elder scrolls 4 oblivion
i dont work i will not work id rather be homeless and hit the road and live here and there in a cosmic van i did live in funkytown on planet New Hempshire but thats in the past
i think music gives us all the most farout super power of all time the power to mellow out
