Hello there, fellow members of SuperCheats, contributors to the Internet web page dedicated to the disgraceful yet helpful use of cheats in games, posters on the forums and bringers of joy to the webs, my name is Cataclysm.

As some of you may know, this bio previously held within a contract, binding you to the religion run by me, Cataclysm. This is no longer so.
Several religious extremist leaders seem to have been annoyed by the rising of my what some would call "cult." So much so were they annoyed, that they took legal action. Of course, I would never allow myself to be sued, so we resolved everything over e cup of tea and a plate of Digestive biscuits... chocolate coated ones.
And so, the greatest religion known to man was ended, yet there are still those of you that have faith, and this is dedicated to you.

I, am Cataclysm, Lord of something or other with a love for Final Fantasy, Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid, and a few other games that I could not be bothered to mention. Mostly ones that involve people with huge amounts of spiky blue hair, large weapons of a bizzare kind, women with skimpy clothing, and violence.
My music is loud, and loud it shall be played, not quiet, but loud. Mainly heavy metal, but as many music posters here may know, my favourite band is Muse. I recommend you all listen to the following songs by said band:
Citizen Erased
New Born
Plug In Baby
Uno
Hysteria
Stockholm Syndrome
The Small Print
Apocalypse Please
Butterflies and Hurricanes
Invincible
Knights of Cydonia
Assassin
Easily
Fury
Feeling Good
House of the Rising Sun
The Groove
Riff
Dead Star
In Your World
... And any other you can find.

As previously stated by me, I like many other bands, too many to mention, so just listen to mostly and form of Rock and you'll be on the right track. Not too commercial though, Cataclysm doesn't like this.

Also, to follow my example, you must drink tea... with biscuits. It helped me keep my life and only lose my religion. If I had not offered the Pope some Tetleys, I would surely be dead now... and nobody wants that do they?

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Ha! I lied! My religion still exists, and it is being recreated underground. Unfortunately for you, you just resigned up to it and are currently serving me. How? You will have to wait and see.
The proof is in the fine print somewhere in the bio. Why don't you spend some time looking for it? Go on now...

Cataclysm


Currently Paired And Pimping With...

PhilXZ
XZYOE
mini_mario
ozzo

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