Hello. My real name is Ash, but my nickname at school is Shammo ( you know, the whale from seaworld) and i am fat. i am infact very intelligent. I got into the National Academy for Gifted and Talented Youths in the UK. Only the top 5% get in. I live on the island called Jersey, which is the biggest of the five Channel Islands. I think hip-hop sucks noddles and i love rock and stuff. I recently got a bad elbow injury because i play too many games. Lol. I also play on Runescape. I don't go on a lot anymore, but my user is Flagraa. I think i may have put a little too much here. Being fat aint so bad, so DON'T CHEEK OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA