Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - Cut-Scene Script by Omah
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This Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas game script was written by Graeme Murphy,
A.K.A. Omah. I did the missions whilst recording them on my VCR. Then, after
I’d finished a section of missions, I stopped, then wrote the script with the
help of the subtitles. None of this was copied, every single letter was written
by me. In the script there are 39,248 words altogether.

Do not use this on your site unless you have my permission, although the
dialogue belongs to Rockstar Games, Inc., I wrote it. If you are interested in
putting this on your site then please send me an email at graemebobo@msn.com.
No small free sites though.

If you spot any mistakes please feel free to email me at graemebobo@msn.com.

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The sites who currently have permission to use this are:

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Thanks to the following people for correcting mistakes:

--- Pmorris18
--- Crips
--- Deimos37
--- DOMiNiONxP


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This script has very strong language throughout and some sexual language, so
don't read it if you are offended by strong language. The language is in the
game, therefore, it wouldn't be right to edit it.

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Version history:

Version 1.00: Original finished product.
Version 1.01: Permission section added.
Version 1.02: Mistake corrected.
Version 1.03: Permission section updated.
Version 1.04: Permission section updated.
Version 1.14: The script changed to a movie style layout and some typos and
              mistakes corrected. Some wording also slightly adjusted.
Version 1.15: Three mistakes corrected.

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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Game Script



Los Santos Missions (AREA)



Opening Movie



               (On screen) Francis INTL. Airport, Liberty City, 1992.

               CJ is at the airport.

                                   CJ
                             (voice-over)
                         After five years on the East
                         Coast, it was time to go home.

               (On screen) Los Santos International Airport.

               A previous phone call is heard.

               Phone rings.

                                   CJ
                         'Sup?

                                   SWEET
                         Carl, it's Sweet.

                                   CJ
                         Whassup, Sweet, what you want?

                                   SWEET
                         It's Moms... She's dead bro.

               CJ gets into a taxi.

               Police pull over the taxi. Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez get
               out.

                                   TENPENNY
                             (into megaphone)
                         Passenger. Show us your hands.
                         Stop. Get down on your knees. Now
                         down on your stomach. There you
                         go.

               Hernandez cuffs CJ and takes his money

                                   TENPENNY
                         I'll take that Hernandez.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, that's my paper man. That's
                         money.

                                   TENPENNY
                         This is drug money.

                                   CJ
                         My money, man...

                                   PULASKI
                         Hey don't worry about it, I'll
                         fill it out later.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Welcome home, Carl. Glad to be
                         back? You haven't forgotten about
                         us, have you boy?

                                   CJ
                         Hell no, Officer Tenpenny. I was
                         just wondering what took y'all so
                         long.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Get in the car.

                                   CJ
                         Ease up, man. Damn.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Watch your head.

               Tenpenny bangs CJ's head on the car as he's putting him in.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Oh! My bad.

                                   PULASKI
                             (to taxi driver)
                         Get outta here, you grease-ball
                         bastard!
                             (To himself)
                         Stupid Mexican...
                             (To Hernandez)
                         Oh, hey, sorry.

                                   CJ
                         My bag. Hey, man, my bag!

               View on police car driving.

                                   TENPENNY
                         How you been, Carl? How's your
                         wonderful family?

                                   CJ
                         I'm here to bury my Moms. You know
                         that.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Yeah, I guess I do. So what else
                         you got shakin' Carl?

                                   CJ
                         Nothing. I live in Liberty City
                         now. I'm clean. Legit.

                                   TENPENNY
                         No, you ain't never been clean,
                         Carl.

                                   PULASKI
                         Well what've we got here?

                                   TENPENNY
                         This is a weapon, Officer Pulaski,
                         that was used to gun down a police
                         officer not ten minutes ago.
                         Officer Pendelbury. A fine man, I
                         might add. You work fast, nigga.

                                   CJ
                         You know I just got off the plane!

                                   PULASKI
                         It's a good thing we found you and
                         retrieved the murder weapon.

                                   CJ
                         That ain't my gun.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Don't bullshit me, Carl

                                   PULASKI
                         Yeah, don't bullshit him, Carl.

                                   CJ
                         What the fuck you want from me
                         this time?

                                   TENPENNY
                         When we want you, we'll find you.
                         In the meantime, try not to gun
                         down any more officers of the law.

                                   CJ
                         You can't leave me here - it's
                         BALLAS country.

                                   TENPENNY
                         I thought you said you was
                         innocent, Carl? That you don't
                         bang?

                                   PULASKI
                             (into his radio)
                         This is car 58... WHAT?!

                                   TENPENNY
                         See you around like a doughnut,
                         Carl...

                                   PULASKI
                         Officer Pendelbury's down? We'll
                         be right over.

                                   CJ
                         Ah shit, here we go again. Worst
                         place in the world. Rollin Heights
                         Balla Country. I ain't represented
                         Grove Street in five years, but
                         the Ballas won't give a shit.



Carl Johnson (BOSS)



Big Smoke (MISSION)



               CJ is in his house.

               He hears voices from when he was younger.

                                   KENDL
                         Stop it! What are you doing? Carl,
                         Brian, stop it!

                                   CJ
                         Quit it! Moms will hear!

                                   KENDL
                         Mom! They're up to something!

               Big Smoke enters the room holding a baseball bat.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         You picked the wrong house, fool!

                                   CJ
                         Big Smoke! It's me, Carl! Chill,
                         chill!

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         CJ, my dog! Whassup? Hey baby, you
                         OK, man?

                                   CJ
                         No, man, it's my Moms, homie...

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Hey, I don't know why this had to
                         happen, but I promise you, I'm
                         going to find out who killed your
                         Moms! The streets is cold, dog.
                         Like it says in the book, we are
                         blessed and cursed.

                                   CJ
                         What fucking book?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Same things make us laugh, make us
                         cry. But right now, we gotta take
                         care our business. Go see your
                         brother at the cemetery. C'mon,
                         let's bounce.

               CJ and Big Smoke get into Big Smoke's car.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         You want to drive?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, that's cool. Nice car,
                         Smoke.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         You know me. It's not cut. Keep
                         the value in it. Keep it real.



Carl Johnson (BOSS)



Sweet & Kendl (MISSION)



               CJ and Big Smoke enter the cemetery, where Sweet, Ryder and
               Kendl are already waiting for Big Smoke.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         I've missed you these five years,
                         man - they gonna be real happy to
                         see you.
                             (To Sweet, Ryder and
                              Kendl)
                         Hey, what's up, y'all? Look who I
                         found hanging around.

                                   KENDL
                         Carl, hey, good to see you.

                                   CJ
                         I can't believe she's gone, man.

                                   SWEET
                         That's another funeral you ran
                         away from, fool. Just like
                         Brian's.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, she was my Momma too.

                                   SWEET
                         Not for the past 5 years she
                         wasn't, nigga.

               Kendl starts walking away.

                                   SWEET
                         And were the fuck you think you're
                         going?

                                   KENDL
                         What? get out of my face. I'm
                         going to see Cesar.

                                   SWEET
                         The hell you are, girl! You ain't
                         messing with them eses, you know
                         we beefing -

                                   KENDL
                         Look, I love him! And what the
                         fuck are you?

                                   SWEET
                         At least I got principles.

                                   KENDL
                         Oh, and I guess that makes you an
                         upstanding American. Carl, tell
                         him!

                                   SWEET
                         Carl, don't you tell me shit,
                         bitch.

                                   CJ
                         As long as he treats her right.
                         Disrespect you, and he's dead.

                                   SWEET
                             (to CJ)
                         How the hell you gonna say that?
                         Like it's any business of yours.

                                   KENDL
                         Fuck you, Sweet.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, shit - here we go again.

                                   SWEET
                         This shit's real fucked up.
                         Everything!

                                   CJ
                         What you mean?

                                   SWEET
                         What, apart from your Mother being
                         dead? Things are going real bad.
                         Here, let me show you, running
                         man. Tony's buried over there.
                         Little Devil over there, Big Devil
                         over there. Man, it's just crazy -
                         everybody blasts on fools first
                         then asks questions second.

               The four homies are walking to Big Smoke's car.

                                   SWEET
                         Ballas! Drive by! Incoming!

               Big Smoke's car gets blown up in the shooting.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Awww, mother-fucker, my car!

                                   SWEET
                         We gotta get back to the 'hood,
                         man, it's too crazy round here!
                         Grab a bike and pedal. Even you
                         ain't forgotten that.

               ///MISSION\\\

                                   SWEET
                         Shit! A Ballas car is onto us!
                         Split up!

               Sweet splits and CJ and Big Smoke have to follow Ryder.

                                   RYDER
                         Keep up, mother-fucker!

               ///MISSION\\\

               The four homies meet at Grove Street.

                                   RYDER
                         I got with them mother-fuckers
                         though - showed them niggaz who's
                         gangsta. Ryder, nigga!

                                   SWEET
                         So when you leaving, Carl?

                                   CJ
                         I ain't sure. Thought I might
                         stay. Things is fucked up.

                                   SWEET
                         Well, the last thing we need is
                         your help.

                                   CJ
                         Aw man, I won't let you down, I
                         swear.

                                   SWEET
                         Hey, we're gonna call up some
                         'hood rats and chill the hell out.
                         You want some?

                                   CJ
                         I gotta whole lot going on, and
                         I'm tired. I'll catch ya'll later.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Hey yo' just drop in. We all
                         hangin' out.

                                   RYDER
                         Yeah, and get yourself some
                         colours, fool. And a haircut -
                         it's embarrassing to be seen with
                         you!



Ryder (BOSS)



Ryder (MISSION)



               Ryder is in his house. CJ enters.

                                   RYDER
                         Hey, man, what you want?

                                   CJ
                         Seeing my homie. What's up with
                         you?

                                   RYDER
                         Yeah, homie, yeah yeah. It's good
                         to see you back.

                                   CJ
                         No homie love? No hug?

                                   RYDER
                         Oh, for sure, for sure my nigga,
                         my bad. What's crackin' with you?

                                   CJ
                         Hey, man, what you strapped for?

                                   RYDER
                         Man, some pizza place keeps
                         painting over our hit up, man!
                         That shit is beautiful. Teach the
                         owner a lesson. He's fucking with
                         Grove Street. You down?

                                   CJ
                         I'm always down.

                                   RYDER
                         Ahhh, yeah... Let's go, bitch.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ has just walked out of the barbers, Ryder is outside.

                                   RYDER
                             (one of several phrases)
                         Shit! I told you he was crazy!
                         Man, you jacked up!
                             (always the same phrase)
                         Man, what's this? Shit looks
                         ridiculous. no respect for the
                         'hood, all clean and shit. You're
                         looking too skinny, CJ. Go and get
                         us something to eat. I'm gonna
                         finish this. Then I'm going to
                         take care of business.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is ordering some food, Ryder walks up to the counter
               holding a gun.

                                   RYDER
                         Give up the money! This is a raid!

                                   PIZZA CO. EMPLOYEE
                         Ryder! Not this again!

                                   RYDER
                         It ain't me, fool.

                                   PIZZA CO. EMPLOYEE
                         No one else is that small! I feel
                         sorry for your dad!

                                   CJ
                         Shit, you crazy! Let's get up
                         outta here!

                                   RYDER
                         Same old CJ! Busta! Straight
                         busta!

               Pizza Co. employee fires a gun towards CJ.

                                   RYDER
                         Oh, shit! RUN!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Ryder are outside Ryder's house.

                                   RYDER
                         Better drop by and see Sweet. He's
                         been yapping on about that
                         graffiti, too. Later, homie.



Sweet (BOSS)



Tagging Up Turf (MISSION)



               Sweet and Big Smoke are playing basketball in Sweet's yard.

                                   SWEET
                         C'mon fat boy. C'mon fat boy. Fat
                         boy - look at you, look at...

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Yeah, yeah, watch out. Fool...
                         Watch this, watch this... Ah ha ha
                         ha! Bam!

               CJ walks into the yard.

                                   SWEET
                         Look who's here, it's running man.
                         What, you think you back on the
                         set?

                                   CJ
                         I told you that, bro.

                                   SWEET
                         Your word don't mean shit around
                         here.

                                   CJ
                         C'mon, man, gimme a break.

                                   SWEET
                         We gotta go hit up the 'hood.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Hey, CJ.

                                   SWEET
                         Let them know you're back on the
                         set. The Johnson brothers are
                         rolling again. Take this paint and
                         go hit shit up. Start with our own
                         set first.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Later on, we'll spread out and
                         take the whole 'hood back.

                                   SWEET
                         You already spreading out, fat
                         man. Now let's play. Let's see
                         what you got, pork chop!

               CJ walks out of the yard, Sweet follows him.

                                   SWEET
                         Hey wait up.

                                   CJ
                         Thought you'd hang with your
                         brother, huh?

                                   SWEET
                         Aw, ease up, little man, c'mon,
                         it's been difficult. You wanna
                         drive?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, for sure.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ parks the car, CJ and Sweet get out and head towards a tag
               under the bridge.

                                   SWEET
                         Watch for those rollers as I tag
                         this up.

               Sweet sprays over a Ballas tag.

                                   SWEET
                         There's another two Balla tags in
                         the 'hood.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ pulls up and gets out of the car.

                                   SWEET
                         You hit this up here, and I'll go
                         up and do another 'hood.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Sweet pulls up in the car.

                                   SWEET
                         CARL, QUICK, GET IN!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Sweet are in Grove Street.

                                   SWEET
                         Like riding a bike, ain't it, boy?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, it all comes back.

                                   SWEET
                         How you doin' on the feddy?

                                   CJ
                         I'm kinda short, you know.
                         C.R.A.S.H. took all my paper, man,
                         left me with nothing but small
                         change...
                                   SWEET
                         Here, get yourself a beer or
                         something. I'll catch up with you.



Sweet (BOSS)



Cleaning The Hood (MISSION)



               Big Smoke, Sweet and Ryder are in Sweet's house.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                             (to Sweet)
                         Hey, you gotta keep it real, man.

                                   SWEET
                         Man, nobody give a shit about the
                         'hood.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         I do!

                                   SWEET
                         All they do is sell yay and ruin
                         the place. No crack ever made a
                         gang tight.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         I don't know, man.

               CJ enters.

                                   CJ
                         Whassup, ya'll?

                                   SWEET
                         Whassup, CJ?

                                   RYDER
                         What's cracking?

                                   SWEET
                         Man, all they care about is
                         smoking and money.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         You can't knock a homie's hustle,
                         Sweet.

                                   SWEET
                         Them marks ain't soldiers. They're
                         idiots trying to be business men.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Yeah, but they're down with us,
                         man.

                                   SWEET
                         All they down with is money. CJ -
                         go down there and show these fools
                         you mean business. these chumps
                         from the Ballas are sweating the
                         homies. Go put pressure on them.
                         Just do it.

                                   CJ
                         We been putting time in the 'hood,
                         but we gotta get the homies back
                         together, like the old days.

                                   SWEET
                         Yeah, you right! So you and Ryder
                         go handle your business!
                             (to Big Smoke)
                         Man, they'd slang to their own
                         Momma. They don't care about
                         nothing.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         You're naïve, my friend. We gotta
                         keep our focus.

               CJ and Ryder are walking out of Sweet's house.

                                   CJ
                         We need some back up. You seen B
                         Dup?

                                   RYDER
                         Nah, but him and the homeboy Bear,
                         they'd be good to have on our
                         side.

                                   CJ
                         Oh! Big Bear? Yeah, them base
                         slangers going to be sorry now.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Ryder are in B Dup's hall.

                                   RYDER
                         Hey, slow down, fool. You don't
                         even know which door it is.

                                   CJ
                         Whatever, man. This it?

                                   RYDER
                         Yeah, this is it right here.

               CJ knocks on door.

                                   CJ
                         Open up! You sure he still live
                         here?

                                   RYDER
                         Fool, I told you this it.

               CJ bangs again.

                                   CJ
                         Open up!

                                   B DUP
                             (from behind the door)
                         Who the fuck is it?
                             (opens door)
                         CJ? What the fuck you want? Get
                         the fuck outta here.

                                   CJ
                         Wait, hold up, man. What happened
                         to 4 life, nigga?

                                   B DUP
                         The only thing that matters is the
                         'hood, homie, but you'll never
                         understand what getting this money
                         is like. You know what, man? Get
                         the fuck outta here before you be
                         laying on your back. Big Bear,
                         come check this fool.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Bear? Big Bear, that's you?
                         Hey, you still from the 'hood,
                         homie, or what?

                                   B DUP
                         Nah, the only thing Bear give a
                         fuck about is smoking and keeping
                         my house clean. Ain't that right,
                         Big Bear?

                                   BIG BEAR
                         Hell yeah.

                                   B DUP
                         Hell yeah, what?

                                   BIG BEAR
                         Hell, yeah, sir!

                                   B DUP
                         Now go make that mother-fucking
                         toilet sparkle.

                                   CJ
                         Oh - no, man... Bear! Come on!

                                   BIG BEAR
                         Everyone likes to party sometimes,
                         CJ. I'll see you around.

                                   B DUP
                         Stay the fuck from around here -
                         punk!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, nigga, fuck you!

               CJ and Ryder walk out of B Dup's front door.

                                   RYDER
                         Damn - this shit's fucked up.

                                   CJ
                         I see what you mean now, man. If
                         crack can do that to Big Bear,
                         turn him into a base slave, the
                         average mother-fucker ain't got a
                         chance.

                                   RYDER
                         Damn dope fiends and drug addicts
                         everywhere in this city. Piss me
                         off.

                                   CJ
                         Looks like it's up to us then.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ pulls the car up near a crack dealer.

                                   RYDER
                         Hey, check it out! Somebody's
                         selling to one of the homies!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Ryder are looking down on the crack dealer.

                                   RYDER
                         Hey, I know this cat! He a punk,
                         used to run with a Front Yard
                         Balla OG from Idlewood. I know his
                         place, it's just across the tracks
                         there. Let's check it out!

                                   CJ
                         Eh, ain't that Front Yard turf?

                                   RYDER
                         Man, are you a busta?

                                   CJ
                         No, I'm down, homie!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ pulls up outside of the Crack Den.

                                   RYDER
                         Ooo-eee! Man, you can smell a
                         crack den a mile away!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Ryder enter the Crack Den.

                                   RYDER
                         Good afternoon, Balla dope
                         pushers! Grove Street OG's come to
                         do damage!

                                   Balla
                         Fuck them Grove Street fools!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Ryder are in Grove Street.

                                   RYDER
                         Now that the base ain't getting
                         pushed up in their faces... Maybe
                         these fools should be up for some
                         real bangin'!

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, Grove gonna get back on its
                         feet now for sure though.

                                   RYDER
                         Later, homie.



Sweet (BOSS)



Drive-Thru (MISSION)



               CJ, Ryder, Big Smoke and Sweet are leaving Sweet's house.

                                   CJ
                         What's happening with you, Ryder?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Respect has to be earned, Sweet -
                         just like money.

                                   SWEET
                         So what you saying? You don't
                         respect me?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         What I'm saying is...

                                   SWEET
                         Speak up, nigga!

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         I'm hungry!

                                   CJ
                         Oh, man! Shit... Hey, what's going
                         on?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Man cannot live on bread alone. I
                         know. I've tried that shit. Carl,
                         you look a little thin, man. You
                         gotta be hungry, man.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, I could eat.

                                   RYDER
                         Man, what you fools trying to eat?
                         What about some tacos?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Tacos? Again? Hell no. Chicken,
                         man. No discussion.

                                   RYDER
                         Man, I don't want no chicken...

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, Sweet, Big Smoke and Ryder enter the drive-thru at
               Cluckin' Bell.

                                   CLUCKIN' BELL EMPLOYEE
                         Can I take your order, please?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Carl, what do you want? You gotta
                         eat to keep your strength up, man.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, I'll take a number 9 - fat
                         boy.

                                   RYDER
                         Gimme a number 9, just like his.

                                   SWEET
                         Let me get a number 6 with extra
                         dip.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         I'll have two number 9s, a number
                         9 large, a number 6 with extra
                         dip, a number 7, two number 45s,
                         one with cheese, and a large soda.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, sorry, Bro, you know I gotta
                         know about Moms.

                                   SWEET
                         I know CJ, I know. I mean I'm just
                         trying not to think about  it, is
                         all. I mean, I didn't even know
                         she was hit until it was all
                         over...

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Yeah, right, right, right, right,
                         right. Let's eat.

                                   RYDER
                         Hey, don't we got beef around
                         here? We been getting into it with
                         these fools.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         I can't stand cold food. unlike
                         you, I ain't never ate from a
                         trash can.

                                   RYDER
                         Oh, shit - trash can bitch!

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Pass me my food.

                                   RYDER
                         Hey, hey look - Kilo Trays scoping
                         us out!

                                   SWEET
                         Damn, Ryder, you're a jinx!

                                   CJ
                         Shit, them mother-fuckers headed
                         to the 'hood!

                                   SWEET
                         DRIVE-BY!

               ///MISSION\\\

               The car pulls up outside Sweet's house, all four homies are in
               it.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         That's one up for the Grove!

                                   RYDER
                         Say what, Smoke? All you managed
                         to do was eat my damn food up!

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Yeah, it was gettin' cold!

                                   SWEET
                         Y'all comin' in for a beer?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Nah baby, I need to get back to
                         the crib. CJ, gimme a ride?

                                   CJ
                         Alright Smoke, let's go. See y'all
                         later.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Big Smoke pull up outside Big Smoke's house.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Hey thanks, Carl. Hey, I've missed
                         having you around, baby.

                                   CJ
                         Thanks, man. I wish Sweet thought
                         like that.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         He don't mean it, CJ. He's still
                         real tor' up about your Moms, man.
                         Here, get yourself a little smokey
                         smoke on Smoke, and relax, homie.



Sweet (BOSS)



Nines And AK's (MISSION)



               Big Smoke, Ryder and Sweet are in Sweet's house playing a dice
               game.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Gimme 15, mother-fucker.

                                   RYDER
                         I'll right it down in a second. I
                         ain't going to pencil whip you,
                         fat sucker. Let me play first.

               CJ enters.

                                   CJ
                         A'ight, whassup?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Whassup, man?

                                   SWEET
                         What's cracking.

                                   CJ
                         Who's winning?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Who do you think, huh? Me!

                                   RYDER
                         That does it. That's game null and
                         void, mother-fuckers!

                                   CJ
                         So, what kind of guns we working
                         with now?

                                   RYDER
                         One-times came through, raided the
                         spot. We ain't got shit now.

                                   CJ
                         Well what you going to do if
                         Ballas roll through, throw shoes
                         at them? Say, what happened to
                         Emmet?

                                   SWEET
                         Emmet? Shit, gangstas these days
                         got Mac's, AK's and all kind of
                         stuff. Emmet, on the other hand,
                         ain't got shit.

                                   CJ
                         Well, until we get that plug, we
                         gotta deal with a cat that always
                         been there for us.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Emmet's Seville Boulevard
                         Families, we ain't too close these
                         days, but nonetheless, I'll take
                         you to see him. Get ourselves
                         strapped up. Come on, man.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Emmet is in his yard. CJ and Big Smoke enter.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         That's my man right there, you
                         know what I'm saying?

               Emmet accidentally fires his gun.

                                   EMMET
                         Hey! Who shot at me? What you kids
                         want?

                                   CJ
                         Hey, hey, pops, hey, what's
                         happenin'?

                                   EMMET
                         Aren't you Beverly Johnson's boy?

                                   CJ
                         That's right.

                                   EMMET
                         Brian! Say, ain't you dead?

                                   CJ
                         No, Emmet - the other one. Carl.

                                   EMMET
                         I'm sorry about Beverly.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         That's why we're here, sir. We
                         want to get the people who did it.

                                   EMMET
                         Well, you've come to the right
                         place. Try anything you like, boy.

               Big Smoke and CJ look inside a bin.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Man, look at this old shit.

               Big Smoke is preparing to shoot a glass bottle.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Die, little glass Balla fool!

               Big Smoke shoots the glass bottle.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Big Smoke shoots three glass bottles.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Shit, I'm the best there ever was!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Big Smoke rolls and shoots a glass bottle.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Cap your ass!

               Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         And your ass!

               Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         You want some too?

               Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Ice cold, baby!

               Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         I knew I was the chosen one!

                                   CJ
                         Oh, man, check out 'Special Agent
                         Big Smoke'!

               ///MISSION\\\

               All three are still in Emmet's yard.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Damn, you a killer baby, ice cold!
                         But remember something, real
                         strength comes from within, my
                         brother.

                                   EMMET
                         Listen to the boy.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Yeah, I guess Liberty didn't
                         soften you none, huh? Hey look,
                         let's split. Hey, I'll see you
                         around Emmet.

                                   EMMET
                         I'm 100% behind you boys. But
                         remember this, you didn't get 'em
                         from me. And remember this. Emmet
                         is the place for guns! I've always
                         got high quality merchandise. And
                         I've been proudly serving the
                         community for over 30 years!

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Crazy old fool. Hey look, you
                         drive, man.

                                   CJ
                         I seen newer cannons than this
                         strap in a museum. Where we goin'?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Man, I'm real tired, dude, drop me
                         off at my crib, baby.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Big Smoke are outside Big Smoke's house.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Thanks, CJ, I'll see you around.

                                   CJ
                         Later, Smoke.

               CJ's phone rings.

                                   CJ
                         Speak.



Sweet (BOSS)



Drive-By (MISSION)



               Ryder and Sweet are outside Sweet's house.

                                   RYDER
                         I can drive as well as CJ, man,
                         I'm telling you.

               CJ comes along.

                                   RYDER
                         Hey, homie, whassup?

                                   CJ
                         Hey, what you saying about me,
                         fool?

                                   SWEET
                         Whassup, man?

                                   RYDER
                         I'm saying that the East Coast
                         made you drive like a idiot, fool!
                         Man, you always crashing cars and
                         shit. And for some reason, now you
                         back, all it is, is 'CJ drive
                         here, CJ drive there'. Bullshit!

                                   SWEET
                         Man, why don't you take it easy.

                                   RYDER
                         No disrespect, man, but you can't
                         drive for shit!

                                   CJ
                         Thanks, man. No, no, no, say what
                         you really mean.

                                   SWEET
                         You such a good gunman, homie, you
                         gotta ride shotgun. Show CJ what's
                         cracking.

                                   RYDER
                         Hey, you know something - you're
                         right. Yeah, CJ, you can drive,
                         homie.

                                   SWEET
                         He's trippin'.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ pulls the car up near some Ballas. Sweet, Ryder and Big
               Smoke are also in the car.

                                   SWEET
                         Yeah - Ballas turf. You dogs
                         ready?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, for sure, I'm ready.

                                   SWEET
                         Carl, just concentrate on the
                         driving and we'll take care of the
                         shooting.

                                   RYDER
                         Listen to the man, fool! And try
                         not to park us up a tree or
                         something.

                                   SWEET
                         Yeah if the car stops, we're dead
                         meat.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ pulls the car up outside Sweet's house, the other three
               homies are also are in it.

                                   SWEET
                         You're down with the Grove and the
                         Ballas know it, so watch yourself
                         from now on, CJ.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, yeah, for sure, you know
                         that. I'll see y'all later.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Here, take this, go get yourself
                         some beers.



Sweet (BOSS)



Sweet's Girl (MISSION)



               CJ enters Sweet's house.

                                   CJ
                         Sweet, Smoke? Shit, where are all
                         the homies at? ...Fuck they at?
                         Damn! Fuck it!

               CJ walks outside Sweet's house.

               CJ's phone rings.

                                   CJ
                         Eh.

               CUT TO Sweet and his girl crouching behind a house.

                                   SWEET
                         Carl! No time to chit-chat! Been
                         seeing a Seville Families bia.
                         Word got out on the street and the
                         boys don't like it. I'm pinned
                         down in the Seville 'hood, and we
                         need a ride out of here, pronto.

                                   CJ
                         Oh for sure, man. Hang in there!

                                   SWEET
                         Drive by Emmet's and get heated.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ pulls up in a car, Sweet and his girl get in.

                                   SWEET
                         Seville Families on our case,
                         nigga!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ pulls the car up outside Sweet's house. CJ, Sweet and his
               girl get out.

                                   SWEET
                             (to his girl)
                         I'll see you inside, baby.
                             (to CJ)
                         Man, this set tripping is killing
                         the Families. You did good back
                         there!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, I'm a Johnson boy!

                                   SWEET
                         Hey, I got unfinished business.
                         Big love.



Sweet (BOSS)



Cesar Vialpando (MISSION)



               Sweet and Kendl are in Sweet's house.

                                   SWEET
                         I'm tired of you not listening to
                         me, girl.

                                   KENDL
                         And I'm tired of you acting like
                         you own me. I can see who I want
                         to see.

                                   SWEET
                         It just ain't right you seeing
                         some cholo mother-fucker.

                                   KENDL
                         Ohhh, what - a no good narrow
                         minded hypocrite gang banger
                         telling me what is right and what
                         is wrong. Let me guess, Sweet -
                         senseless killing right, but a
                         boyfriend from the Southside,
                         wrong?

                                   SWEET
                         Some things ain't just meant to
                         happen. I mean what if ya'll have
                         kids. Leroy Hernandez? That don't
                         sound good, girl.

                                   KENDL
                         His name ain't Hernandez.

                                   SWEET
                         Well, Leroy Lopez then.

                                   KENDL
                         Or Lopez, either, you racist fuck!
                         That ain't how Moms raised us.

                                   SWEET
                         I ain't racist. I just know how
                         they feel about you. And look at
                         you, you're dressed like a hooker!

               CJ enters.

                                   KENDL
                         Oh and I guess you two would know
                         what a hooker look like, huh.

                                   CJ
                         You say it like it's a bad thing!

                                   SWEET and KENDL
                         Shut up, Carl.

                                   SWEET
                         I'm just trying to protect you.

                                   KENDL
                         For what, so I can date one of
                         your mindless friends? I don't
                         think so.

                                   SWEET
                         Don't say a word, Carl. just
                         follow your sister, before you see
                         another dead sibling. Then you'll
                         know exactly what my problem is.
                         She's meeting him at some cholo
                         car club.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is outside the mod garage in Willowfield. A mechanic is in
               a low-rider.

                                   MECHANIC
                         So, you must be Sweet's bro', huh?
                         He phoned ahead, said you might be
                         looking for a car that bounces.
                         Well I owe him big from way back,
                         so here, this should do the trick.
                         Custom springs should see you
                         hopping all the way home! Try her
                         out. Very popular with the eses -
                         they compete in these things. You
                         can usually find them over by
                         Unity Station. If you ever want to
                         mod your ride, come back any time,
                         man.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ parks his low-rider at Unity Station, an ese comes along.

                                   ESE
                         You up for a bounce, homie?

               ///MISSION\\\

               After CJ wins the contest the ese comes over.

                                   ESE
                         I've seen worse, but you did
                         alright.

               Kendl comes over and hugs CJ.

                                   KENDL
                         That shit was alright! Eee! So
                         since when has my brother been a
                         low-rider?

                                   CJ
                         Since Sweet told me to keep an eye
                         on you, make sure that whatever
                         you're dating don't get you in no
                         trouble.

               Cesar comes over.

                                   CESAR
                         Que honda? Nice hopping, holmes.

                                   KENDL
                         Well you just shook that
                         whatever's hand.

               Cesar hugs Kendl.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, get your dirty hands off my
                         sister!

                                   KENDL
                         Carl! What is wrong with you?

                                   CESAR
                         Holmes, you acting like she's your
                         woman, eh? She's with me, cabron.
                         So chill the fuck out. I treat her
                         good.

                                   KENDL
                             (to Cesar)
                         Look, baby, don't start no shit.
                         Don't make it worse, OK?

               Two eses come over.

                                   ESE 1
                         Horale vato. Who's this pendejo?

                                   KENDL
                         What? Dickhead? This dickhead is
                         my brother!

                                   CESAR
                         East, holmes. He ain't from
                         nowhere. He's cool.

                                   ESE 1
                         Well I say he ain't cool, holmes.
                         I say he thinks he's gangster,
                         man, and I don't like it. So you
                         know what you can do for me, man?
                         You can fuck off, pendejo, and
                         then maybe we cool.

                                   CJ
                         No, you fuck off, I'm talking to
                         my sister.

                                   KENDL
                         Carl!

                                   CESAR
                         Jose, c'mon, holmes, I can handle
                         this. This is important to me.

                                   ESE 1
                         Horale pendejo you lucky. That's
                         right, you lucky Cesar's spoken
                         for you. Vamanos muchachos.
                             (to ese 2)
                         Let's get some fucking beer, huh.
                         I'm thirsty.

               The two eses go.

                                   KENDL
                         Carl! What the hell were you
                         thinking?

                                   CESAR
                             (to Kendl)
                         Look, baby, go get in the car, OK,
                         I'm gonna speak to Carl.

               Kendl goes.

                                   CESAR
                         Look, holmes, I love your sister,
                         I honour her, she's my girl for
                         life. This is why I stop you from
                         being skinned just then. You got a
                         problem with me, fine, we don't
                         have to be friends. But Kendl,
                         she's happy with me, carnal.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, OK, I guess we're cool. For
                         now.

                                   CESAR
                         Cesar Vialpando.

                                   CJ
                         Carl Johnson - CJ.

                                   CESAR
                         Cabron! You got a nice ride there,
                         holmes. Maybe we'll get to kick it
                         again soon, eh?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah. Maybe.



Big Smoke (BOSS)



OG Loc (MISSION)



               CJ knocks on Big Smoke's door. Big Smoke and Sweet come from
               around the back of Big Smoke's house talking between
               themselves.

                                   SWEET
                         Yeah, you know Jeffrey's been
                         somebody's bitch for the past
                         three weeks, right?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         I know!

               CJ notices Sweet and Big Smoke and vice versa.

                                   CJ
                         Hey.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Hey, CJ!

                                   SWEET
                         Hey, what's up, CJ?

                                   CJ
                         Whassup?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Whassup, man? Wanna go to prison?

                                   CJ
                         What?

                                   SWEET
                         Nah... To pick up Jeffrey. He's
                         touching down today. You wanna
                         roll?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, for sure. What's Jeffrey
                         doing locked up, anyway?

                                   SWEET
                         We'll talk about that later, man.
                         Let's roll, we're late.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, Sweet and Big Smoke pull up outside the prison. OG Loc is
               waiting for them.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Hey, there that fool go.

                                   SWEET
                         Look at this fool, man...
                         Perpetrating like he bangin'...

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         ...Think he hard... I know that
                         fool can't be serious.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, what's happening with you,
                         Jeffrey?

                                   OG LOC
                         Hey, man, it's OG Loc, homie - OG
                         Loc!

                                   CJ
                         My bad. How was it, though, homie?

                                   OG LOC
                         Man, what you think? How was it...

                                   BIG SMOKE
                             (to OG Loc)
                         Hey, chill out, dude. So what you
                         want to do now?

                                   OG LOC
                         Man, I gotta kill some cholo
                         mother-fucker. He was dissin' me,
                         man!

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Hey Jeffrey, I thought you was
                         going to, uh, college.

                                   OG LOC
                         Man, fuck you! Mother-fucker done
                         stole my rhymes. He's in East
                         Flores. Hey, gimme a strap.

                                   SWEET
                         Man, why don't you stall us out
                         with that shit and get in the car.
                         Fool.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, OG Loc, Big Smoke and Sweet pull up outside Freddy's
               house.

                                   OG LOC
                         Man, this is the spot!

                                   CJ
                         Ain't this a Vagos' 'hood?

                                   OG LOC
                         Man, I don't give a shit, I'm
                         gangsta!

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         C'mon, let's leave Loc to deal
                         with Casanova.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, I'll stick with Jeff - I
                         mean, Loc!

                                   SWEET
                         OK, cool. I'll see you guys back
                         on the set.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and OG Loc go up to Freddy's door.

                                   OG LOC
                         Freddy! I've come for you, you
                         mother-fucker!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Loc, hold up!

                                   FREDDY
                         Jeffrey, you got the wrong idea,
                         man - that was just a prison
                         thing! I got plenty of muchachas
                         on the outside, I don't need your
                         scrawny ass!

                                   OG LOC
                         Man, ignore him, CJ, I don't know
                         what he talking about. Hey, yo',
                         gimme back my rhymes you thief,
                         I'm gangsta!

                                   FREDDY
                         You dropped the soap, sugar, I
                         don't know nothing about any
                         rhymes!

               Freddy comes out of the back door, hops onto a motorbike and
               rides away.

                                   OG LOC
                         Hey, hey! Mother-fucker's making a
                         run for it!

                                   CJ
                         Hey Loc, get back here, nigga you
                         crazy!

                                   OG LOC
                         Eh yo', back off me CJ, I gotta
                         protect my rep'!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and OG Loc are standing over Freddy's dead body.

                                   OG LOC
                         Don't you say a damn thing, CJ.

                                   CJ
                         Was you lonely, Loc? Hey, I like a
                         nice moustache myself!

                                   OG LOC
                         I keep it real, unlike you fake
                         ass mother-fuckers.

                                   CJ
                         C'mon, gangsta. Let's get back to
                         the Grove.

                                   OG LOC
                         Nah, I can't, I gotta go and sign
                         in for this damn job!

                                   CJ
                         Whatever you want. You want a ride
                         anyway?

                                   OG LOC
                         Sure thing. Let's roll.

               ///MISSSION\\\

               CJ and OG Loc pull up outside the Burger Shot.

                                   OG LOC
                         Thanks for the ride, CJ. Don't be
                         a stranger, fool.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, for sure, I'll see you
                         around.

                                   OG LOC
                         Like a quarter pound! Later.



Big Smoke (BOSS)



Running Dog (MISSION)



               CJ walks up to Big Smoke's door. Tenpenny and Pulaski are just
               leaving Big Smoke's house.

                                   TENPENNY
                             (to CJ)
                         BOO!

                                   CJ
                         Asshole.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Yo Carl, see you around...

                                   CJ
                             (to himself)
                         Fuck they doing over here, anyway?
                         Punk-ass police.

               Big Smoke emerges from his house.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Those nosey mother-fuckers won't
                         leave me alone! Think I'm Mr. Big,
                         or something. But I don't tell
                         them shit. For me, it's all about
                         my homeboy, Carl.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, whatever you say.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Yo, the gang's real important,
                         CJ, you know that! You down to
                         represent, baby?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Look, my cousin is coming into
                         town from Mexico, I gots to go
                         scoop her up.

                                   CJ
                         Alright then, c'mon.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Big Smoke pull up alongside two eses.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         OK, my cousin Mary's in there,
                         sweet sticky bud fresh off the
                         plantation. Here, pull up here,
                         let me do the talking.

                                   CJ
                         Man, I shoulda known.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                             (to the eses)
                         Hey - excuse me, Jose, yo soy El
                         Grando Smokio, and I want that
                         grass? Comprende?

                                   ESE 1
                         Eh, fuck you cabron.

                                   CJ
                         What?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Now that ain't nice. Coughio up el
                         weedo, before I blow your brains
                         out all over the patio.

                                   ESE 1
                         Chinga a tu madre, pendejo.

                                   CJ
                         Man, let me get the heater on
                         this...

               Big Smoke sneaks out of the car with a baseball bat.

                                   CJ
                         Get him, Smoke. Yeah, yeah, you go
                         get that shit, nigga...

               Big Smoke hits ese 1 over the head with the baseball bat.

                                   ESE 1
                         Damn!

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Yeah, mother-fucker, Big Smoke!
                         Remember that name!

               CJ and Big Smoke run after ese 2.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         We gotta stick with him!

               Big Smoke stops.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         I ain't built for this shit!

               ///MISSION\\\



               Wrong Side Of The Tracks (MISSION)



               CJ is outside Big Smoke's house. Tenpenny and Pulaski come out
               of Big Smoke's garage with Big Smoke still inside it.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Hey, Carl, keeping busy, I hope.

                                   CJ
                         You know me, Officer Tenpenny.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Yeah, I know you, Carl. I know
                         everything about you.

                                   CJ
                         Don't touch me. Get you pig hands
                         off me...

                                   TENPENNY
                         That's right, Carl, I got my eye
                         on you.

                                   CJ
                         And? Like I give a fuck.

                                   PULASKI
                         We're watching you, Carl!

               Pulaski throws his cigarette at CJ.

                                   CJ
                         Mother-fucker!

               Tenpenny and Pulaski leave. Big Smoke comes out of his garage.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         What was that all about, baby?

                                   CJ
                         You tell me.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Aw hell, man, they got their nose
                         in everything. Can't shit without
                         Tenpenny taking an interest. The
                         hell with him.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, I guess. What's really up?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Hey, thinking of taking a little
                         ride. Three deep mentioned a
                         little something that might put us
                         deeper in the game.

                                   CJ
                         A'ight, I'm down.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Big Smoke pull up at Unity Station.

                                   CJ
                         What we looking for, Smoke?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Some Vagos cats meeting some San
                         Fierro Rifa, cutting some kind of
                         deal.

                                   CJ
                         San Fierro? I thought Northern
                         Mexicans don't mix with Los Santos
                         eses.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Shit, you got me.

                                   CJ
                         That look like them!

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Mother-fuckers clocked us!

               Four eses jump on top of a train leaving the station.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         We got to get these fools!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Big Smoke are outside Big Smoke's house.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Hey, you better clear out, CJ. I
                         don't want those C.R.A.S.H. fools
                         trying to pull you into some shit!

                                   CJ
                         Alright, homie. You be careful
                         with those cats. I'm gonna see you
                         later.



Big Smoke (BOSS)



Just Business (MISSION)



               CJ walks up to Big Smoke's garage but doesn't see him in there
               so he knocks on his back door. Big Smoke pops up from behind
               his car in the garage.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Hey, CJ, baby, whassup man?

                                   CJ
                         What's happening, Smoke?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Chillin'. Wanna go for a ride?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         You drive.

                                   CJ
                         A'ight.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         We're going downtown.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Big Smoke are walking up to the building in Downtown.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Look Carl, before I walk in there
                         I just need to know you down with
                         this shit, man.

                                   CJ
                         Look, Smoke, we go way back. We
                         Groves, man!

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         That's what I'm talking about,
                         that's my dog! Hey look, if you
                         hear shit start to pop off, come
                         in there blasting, a'ight?

                                   CJ
                         I'm down, dog.
                             (to a woman sat at a
                              table)
                         Hey, baby, want company?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                             (from inside the building)
                         Mother-fuckers!

               CJ runs into the building.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         CJ, get in here - oh there you
                         are!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Big Smoke jump on a motorbike.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Time to return the favour baby,
                         get on!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Big Smoke is driving the motorbike with CJ on the back. A
               truck bursts through the barriers on a bridge and lands just
               behind them.

               ///MISSION\\\

               With Big Smoke still driving and CJ still on the back of
               the motorbike, Big Smoke drives onto the ramp of the truck and
               goes over it just before it explodes.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Big Smoke brings the motorbike to a halt in a car park.

                                   CJ
                         We lost 'em, Smoke! Man, we better
                         split up.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         I'll take it ---
                             (the motorbike)
                         --- another block and dump it.
                         Man, that was some crazy shit back
                         there!

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, for sure. Listen, we can't
                         hang around here - I'll see you
                         later, homie.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Much love, baby!



Ryder (BOSS)



Home Invasion (MISSION)



               Ryder is digging in his garden. CJ enters.

                                   RYDER
                             (to himself)
                         Damn! Where the fuck...?

                                   CJ
                         Man, what you doing? Digging
                         graves?

                                   RYDER
                         Damn, where the fuck did I put it,
                         man?

                                   CJ
                         Put what, nigga?

                                   RYDER
                         Man, the fucking water. I need a
                         little something before I go deal
                         with things.

                                   CJ
                         What things, fool?

                                   RYDER
                         My homie, LB - he told me about
                         this army mother-fucker who's got
                         all the guns we need. Not that old
                         school Emmet bullshit neither!

                                   CJ
                         I'm down. Let's roll.

                                   RYDER
                         Yeah, you always down, homie.
                         Apart from when you ain't around
                         here.

                                   CJ
                         Nigga, fuck you.

                                   RYDER
                         Damn! Man, you want some of this?
                             (his joint)

                                   CJ
                         No, man - I'm cool on that. Where
                         we going?

                                   RYDER
                         This till overlooking East Beach.
                         Better yet, we better wait until
                         it's dark, catch the mother-fucker
                         while he in bed!

                                   CJ
                         Yeah - I'm feeling that.

                                   RYDER
                         Yeah, yeah, that's it, that's
                         it... C'mon, nigga, what you
                         waiting for? Look!

               Ryder points to the ground.

                                   CJ
                         Let it go.

               CUT TO CJ and Ryder getting in a Boxville van.

                                   RYDER
                         Get in fool!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Ryder pull up outside the house in East Beach.

                                   RYDER
                         Let's storm the place.

                                   CJ
                         Hold up. Let's creep in, grab the
                         guns, and bounce out.

                                   RYDER
                         Yeah, yeah, I got it - ninja
                         style! Right...
                             (to the man in the house)
                         Come out you old bastard!

                                   CJ
                         Shut up!

                                   RYDER
                         He can't stop me, you busta, Carl!
                         OK, fool, in you go - I'll keep
                         watch.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ gets back into the Boxville van.

                                   CJ
                         Let's get up out of here.

               Ryder gets into the Boxville van.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Ryder are just coming out of the lockup garage.

                                   RYDER
                         You see, I told you! Simple!

                                   CJ
                         Yeah that was a real breeze.

                                   RYDER
                         Say, CJ - you gotta get it in your
                         head that this is everyday shit,
                         homie.

                                   CJ
                         OK, look, I'm tired, I'll see you
                         later.

                                   RYDER
                         A'ight, holmes. Just think about
                         what I said.



Ryder (BOSS)



Catalyst (MISSION)



               CJ walks into Ryder's house, Ryder is cooking up some drugs.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Ryder? What the hell you
                         doing?

                                   RYDER
                         Nigga, I couldn't find that wet I
                         buried, so I'm making my own. It's
                         easy, fool.

                                   CJ
                         Oooh! That's strong. Man, don't
                         do that! You'll sauté the both of
                         us.

               Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez enter.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Morning, boys.

                                   RYDER
                         Man, who you calling a boy, fool?

                                   TENPENNY
                         What should I call you? Midget?

                                   PULASKI
                         How about prick?

                                   TENPENNY
                         Prick...

                                   PULASKI
                         Yeah, prick works.

                                   RYDER
                         Man, fuck you.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Bitch, get outta here.

               Tenpenny takes a smell of what Ryder has been cooking.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Mmm... Smells good. What's
                         cooking? Where's mine?

                                   RYDER
                         Man, just chill out, a'ight. Move.

               Ryder hands Tenpenny a bottle of his brew.

                                   RYDER
                         Here. Don't be sweating me,
                         mother-fucker.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Mmm, my wife loves this stuff,
                         man. Anyway, there's a train gonna
                         make an unscheduled stop just down
                         the way. It's got a, how you say,
                         'little something something' on
                         board for you boys. Square
                         business, man.

                                   PULASKI
                         Catch you later, homeboys.

                                   RYDER
                         Asshole.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Oh Carl, try not to kill any more
                         respected police officers. Please?

                                   PULASKI
                         Crime has certainly gone up since
                         you got back, kid.

                                   CJ
                         Just doing my part for the
                         community.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Your train's gonna be there in
                         five.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Some Ballas drive up to the train where CJ and Ryder are.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ climbs onto the back of the train. The train sets off.

                                   CJ
                         Damn, what is that?

                                   RYDER
                         Chill out, fool, we're gonna be
                         right behind you!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ gets back in Ryder's car, along with another GSF homie.

                                   RYDER
                         Hop in the car and stamp out,
                         fool!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ drives the car into Grove Street and backs it up into
               Ryder's Driveway, still with Ryder in the car.

                                   RYDER
                         Damn, homie, your stuff was tight!

                                   CJ
                         You too, homie!

                                   RYDER
                         LB's coming over to stash the
                         shit.

                                   CJ
                         OK, later then.

                                   RYDER
                         For life CJ, for life - you heard?



Ryder (BOSS)



Robbing Uncle Sam (MISSION)



               Ryder is smoking a joint in his garden. CJ enters.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Ryder! This nigga's loaded...
                         Ryder!

                                   RYDER
                         Yeeaahh, CJ... Hey, CJ, tell me
                         why I didn't finish high school.

                                   CJ
                         Because you been dealing drugs,
                         man, since the age of ten!

                                   RYDER
                         No, that ain't it.

                                   CJ
                         Because you went and put hands on
                         that teacher for wearing Ballas
                         colours!

                                   RYDER
                         No, that ain't it either. It's
                         'cause I'm too intelligent for
                         this shit, man. I am the real
                         deal, fool. Oh yeah. A genius.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, oh yeah...

                                   RYDER
                         Who has more straps than anybody?
                         Who has all the straps, huh?

                                   CJ
                         A man with a lot of guns? Shit, I
                         give up!

                                   RYDER
                         The army, my nigga, the army!
                         Let's go.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah... Yeah!

               Ryder pushes the joint towards CJ's face.

                                   RYDER
                         Go hit the wet, nigga. Go hit the
                         wet!

                                   CJ
                         Get that outta my face, man, you
                         know I don't fuck with that, man.
                         C'mon!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Ryder pull up outside the National Guard Depot.

                                   RYDER
                         This is the spot - National Guard
                         Depot.

                                   CJ
                         Man, this shit look real serious.
                         Are we up for this?

                                   RYDER
                         It's National Guard, fool! Weekend
                         soldiers! Ain't no match for Grove
                         Street OG's!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ puts the sixth and last crate into the van.

                                   RYDER
                         C'mon, CJ, we got enough! CJ, get
                         up front and drive us outta here!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Ryder park the van down an alleyway.

                                   RYDER
                         That shit was tight!

                                   CJ
                         Tight? Man, that shit was shit.

                                   RYDER
                         Man, you say you down for the
                         homies, but all you do is
                         complain.



OG Loc (BOSS)



Life's A Beach (MISSION)



               CJ is outside the Burger Shot with OG Loc, who is pulling a
               mop and bucket.

                                   CJ
                         Looking real technical, gangsta!

                                   OG LOC
                         Carl? You ain't run off again yet?

                                   CJ
                         No, gangsta, I'm here for good.

                                   OG LOC
                         Yeah? Well, fuck this gig, man.
                         I'm putting together a listening
                         party for my album, but first I
                         need a sound system...

                                   CJ
                         Hey, I'm down, as long as I don't
                         have to go to the party.

                                   OG LOC
                         What you talking about, fool?
                         Guaranteed I start playing,
                         everyone'll come through.

                                   CJ
                         Being real, OG, I really ain't
                         into rap no more. I'm more into
                         that hardcore gangsta shit.

                                   OG LOC
                         Well that's me, homie, that's me!
                         OG Loc, baby!

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, yeah, for sure. But I only
                         like them if they rhyme real
                         well... Y'know, well... Anyway,
                         what you want me to steal?

                                   OG LOC
                         That's what I'm talking about,
                         love for your homies... Now check
                         it, I caught me a real fly sound
                         system cruising through the drive-
                         thru. I think they headed down to
                         the beach for a beach party. Now
                         check this out, I'll roll with
                         you, and on the way I'll kick a
                         couple of freestyles...
                             (rapping)
                         It's OG Loc in the place, y'all
                         want to stop me with a gun in your
                         face, OG! OG!

                                   CJ
                         Yeah yeah yeah yeah, man, look,
                         shut the fuck up. Maybe I need to
                         do this on my own. I believe in
                         you. Gangsta 4 life, homie. 4
                         life!

                                   OG LOC
                         Yeah - for life, homie...

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ drives the van into a garage.



               Madd Dogg's Rhymes (MISSION)



               OG Loc is in the Burger Shot bathroom with a mop and bucket.

                                   OG LOC
                             (rapping)
                         Hey hey hey, it's OG Loc, homie,
                         and I'm gonna kick it a little
                         something like this... Hey yo',
                         when I came through up in the
                         place, You don't want me to call
                         with a gun in your face... I feel
                         it harder, Than anybody in the
                         world could do, Just like a...

               A man comes out of the toilet cubicle.

                                   MAN
                         Yo'! That shit sucks! Damn!

               The man goes.

                                   OG LOC
                         Damn - my shit was whack!

               CJ enters.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, what's happening, Loc?

                                   OG LOC
                         Hey, Carl - what up, man?

                                   CJ
                         Hey, dude - you ever thought about
                         getting a writer to help you out
                         with this shit?

                                   OG LOC
                         Yeah, I did. But who, homie, who?

                                   CJ
                         Shit, I ain't in the rap game, you
                         know, that ain't my thing. But
                         we'll have to think about
                         something. Man.

                                   OG LOC
                         How about if I get somebody to
                         write something for me, only they
                         didn't know about it?

                                   CJ
                         What?

                                   OG LOC
                         I think I just might have found a
                         ghost writer. I'll become the
                         reciter, all nighter, all righter!
                         Madd Dogg's rhyme book! From his
                         home in the hills!

                                   CJ
                         Madd Dogg's rhyme book?

                                   OG LOC
                         Man, you said you'd help, Carl.
                         C'mon, man.
                             (rapping)
                         I'm hot, Like fire, All nighter,
                         All righter, When I kick it, I
                         feel I hit it...

                                   CJ
                         Hey hey hey'ey'ey'ey. I'll do
                         anything, homie. I swear that. OK?

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) The rhyme book is in Madd Dogg's recording studio.

               (On screen) Madd Dogg's personal security are patrolling the
               mansion. Do not use any guns on your way to the rhyme book -
               you will alert them. Use stealth to steal the rhyme book.

               (On screen) The first guard cannot see you. This means you can
               sneak up behind him with a melee weapon and perform a stealth
               kill.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) A guard is patrolling the swimming pool area.
               Observing his route will allow you to work out how to get
               passed him undetected.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) A guard is coming.

               (On screen) Find a suitable place to hide before he spots you.
               Look for an area with shadows.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) If you walk straight past the guard here he will
               see you. Try crouching and walking past the bar to remain out
               of his line of sight.

               A man is playing a computer game.

                                   MAN
                         This sucks. I mean, how could
                         Refractions mess up so bad?
                         Tanner, you suck ass!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is walking up to the Burger Shot. OG Loc is standing
               outside it.

                                   CJ
                         Hey Loc, I got what you wanted.

                                   OG LOC
                         Holmes, you ice cold, dude!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, I'll catch you later.

                                   OG LOC
                         Peace, homie!



OG Loc (BOSS)



Management Issues (MISSION)



               CJ is in the Burger Shot.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, 'scuse me. Loc around here?

                                   BURGER SHOT EMPLOYEE
                         Whuh? Who? You want fries with
                         that?

                                   CJ
                         Loc, is he available for coh-myoo-
                         nee-kay-shun?
                             (communication)

                                   BURGER SHOT EMPLOYEE
                         Who? Loc? Oh you mean Jeffrey!
                         Yeah, our Appliance Technician
                         called in sick so Jeff- LOC, he
                         got promoted.

                                   CJ
                         So...

                                   BURGER SHOT EMPLOYEE
                         So, he's out back cleaning the
                         fryer.

               CJ goes out back, were OG Loc is cleaning the fryer.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, what up, Loc?

                                   OG LOC
                         CJ. What's up, homie? Hey - my
                         shit is so tight right now, it's
                         about to bust!

                                   CJ
                         So you happy now, homie?

                                   OG LOC
                         Happy? Man, hell, no. I can't take
                         this shit much longer. Man, I'm an
                         artiste! I'd rather be inside!
                         Man, I can't get a deal for
                         nothing. Mother-fuckers always
                         wanna keep a nigga down. And that
                         Scipio, Madd Dogg's manager, is
                         putting it on me real heavy, man.
                         He crampin' my style for real.

                                   CJ
                         Heavy? Man, he's five foot three.

                                   OG LOC
                         But that fool strong. Man, we
                         gotta take him out. He done
                         blackballed me, man. I can't get
                         in the game no way. I told you I'm
                         an artist, a communicator and
                         nobody can even hear my message.
                         He's going around, telling
                         everybody I'm whack.

                                   CJ
                         Well, he obviously ain't heard
                         your new shit. That shit is
                         outrageous.

                                   OG LOC
                         That's what I'm talking about,
                         man. Down, with a frown, on the
                         town, a sad clown.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, so what you want me to
                         do?

                                   OG LOC
                         I want you to take that mother-
                         fucker out!

                                   CJ
                         Kill him?

                                   OG LOC
                         Well, I didn't mean date him.
                         Listen, he's gonna be attending
                         some awards ceremony, and that's
                         the only time he leaves Dogg's
                         side.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is in one of three parked cars.

                                   MAN
                             (via radio)
                         Hey, what kept you? Come on we
                         need to go and pick up the boss!

               CUT TO the Awards Show.

                                   REPORTER
                         Congratulations on your award, you
                         must be thrilled!

                                   SCIPIO
                         Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd like
                         to thank my fans, my Momma and my
                         dealer.

               Cut back to the three cars.

                                   MAN
                             (via radio)
                         Hold position in the middle of the
                         motorcade until we get to the
                         Awards Show. Stick close and let's
                         roll!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is waiting in the car while people are leaving the Awards
               Show, Scipio gets in the car, along with a woman.

                                   SCIPIO
                         Hey, man. Take me back to Dogg's
                         mansion.

                                   CJ
                         Not today, asshole. Today we're
                         taking the scenic route, via the
                         bottom of the ocean!

               ///MISSION\\\

               The car flies over the edge of the pier, minus CJ.

                                   SCIPIO
                             (slow-motion voice)
                         Holy FUUUUUUUUUUCK!



               Between missions.



               CJ is walking up to the Burger Shot, OG Loc is coming out.

                                   OG LOC
                             (to somebody in Burger
                              Shot)
                         Hey, fuck you, man! And I don't
                         care what you heard, I ain't
                         nobody's Ass Technician, bitch!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, hey, whassup, Loc?

                                   OG LOC
                         'Technician' ain't gangsta, that's
                         whassup!

                                   CJ
                         I heard that!

                                   OG LOC
                         Listen, Carl. If I'm going back to
                         a cell, I wanna have a big party
                         first. This may be my last chance
                         to get heard.

                                   CJ
                         OK, so what's the plan?

                                   OG LOC
                         Well I'm gonna slide back over to
                         Grove Street and get those sounds
                         bombastic-fantastic.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, so what do you want me to
                         do?

                                   OG LOC
                         I want you to get ready for the
                         party! Then get some girls, man!

                                   CJ
                         OK...

                                   OG LOC
                         Get some real fly girls, you know
                         what I'm saying? The ones in
                         bikinis and shit, in the videos? I
                         told you, brother, I am the
                         chronicler of our struggle, the
                         voice of the Families, like Moses,
                         only keeping it real. You know
                         what I'm saying?



OG Loc (BOSS)



House Party (MISSION)



               OG Loc is rapping at a party in his house.

                                   OG LOC
                         Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is me, OG
                         Loc, in the house, baby... And I'm
                         gonna... drop it down for all my
                         real gangsta niggaz... All of my
                         gangsta bitches...

               CJ enters.

                                   OG LOC
                             (still rapping)
                         Speaking about gangsta, look at my
                         man CJ right there - what up,
                         nigga? What UUUUUUUUPPPP...

                                   CJ
                             (to Ryder)
                         ...Thought the mother-fucking mic
                         was broke...

                                   RYDER
                         Hey, what's up, homie!

                                   CJ
                         What's up, Ryder.

                                   RYDER
                         All the homies in the back, man,
                         away from this whack music.

                                   CJ
                         Man, I'm furious.

                                   RYDER
                         C'mon.
                                   OG LOC
                             (still rapping)
                         I'm the man in the place, Punch
                         you in the face, A gun in my
                         waist... It's Loc, baby! Yo' it's
                         Loc Loc - it's Loc Loc...

               Ryder and CJ go outside into Grove street, where Sweet and
               three GSF homies are.

                                   RYDER
                         Damn, man, his lyrics is horrible!

                                   CJ
                         That dude need some work, man.

                                   RYDER
                         Hell, yeah.

                                   SWEET
                         What up, fellas.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, what's up with you, baby!

                                   SWEET
                         So you back on the block, huh?

                                   CJ
                         Hell, yeah!

                                   SWEET
                         You a real killer, huh?

                                   RYDER
                         What he done that I ain't - huh?

                                   SWEET
                         What you talkin' about, nigga?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, relax, man!

               A GSF homie pulls up on a bicycle.

                                   HOMIE
                         Hey, a Ballas posse is about to
                         run up! They headed up here right
                         now!

                                   SWEET
                         Looks like we backed them Ballas
                         against the wall, huh?

                                   RYDER
                         Hey, CJ, strap up! It's Grove
                         Street!

               Sweet, Ryder and the three GSF homies run out of OG Loc's
               house.

                                   RYDER
                         I'll go get Smoke and some Grove
                         boys!

                                   SWEET
                         OK, get some cars, block the road.
                         The rest of y'all get heated.

               Sweet and a GSF homie block the road with two cars. Two Ballas
               cars pull up.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Four more Ballas appear on the bridge.

                                   SWEET
                         Hey hey, look up, more of them on
                         the bridge!

               ///MISSION\\\

               More Ballas appear from down the alleyway.

                                   SWEET
                         Carl! Cover the alleyway!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Sweet are heading back to OG Loc's party.

                                   SWEET
                         GROVE IS KING!

                                   CJ
                         Man, I ain't never seen the Ballas
                         roll that deep before.

                                   SWEET
                         Yeah, they heard Carl Johnson was
                         running with his brother again!

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, fo' sure.

                                   SWEET
                         C'mon, let's get back to the
                         party.

                                   CJ
                         Shit man, once Loc got off the
                         mic', then the party got started.



Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)



High Stakes, Low-Rider (MISSION)



               CJ walks into Cesar's driveway. Kendl and Cesar are in a low-
               rider.

                                   CESAR
                         Heeeyyy, CJ, you made it!

                                   CJ
                         What's the bi'ness?

                                   KENDL
                         Hey CARL!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, baby.

                                   CESAR
                         Nice ride, man. That's no
                         carrucha! You sure you want to
                         risk that baby?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, I'm sure. How much they
                         talking about?

                                   CESAR
                         It's hard cash or your pink slip
                         in the pot. Con Safos, eh. Then
                         you pull up and race. First past
                         the post wins, con chota, sin
                         chota.

                                   CJ
                         OK, for sure, I'm down.

                                   CESAR
                         Watch out, CJ, these boys don't
                         like to lose, eh...

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, well me either.

                                   CESAR
                         Follow me to the race, dude!

               ///MISSION\\\



Frank Tenpenny (BOSS)



Burning Desire (MISSION)



               CJ enters the doughnut shop. Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez
               are sat at a table.

                                   TENPENNY
                         HEY! CARL JOHNSON! CJ!

                                   CJ
                             (to himself)
                         Oh, shit...

                                   TENPENNY
                         Come on over here, son!

                                   TENPENNY
                             (to Hernandez)
                         Move over, let him sit down,
                         asshole!
                             (to CJ)
                         So you finally found time to drop
                         by.

                                   CJ
                         Man, I've been busy. I've been
                         burying my Moms, man.

                                   PULASKI
                         Sounds like a fucking excuse to
                         me.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Officer Pulaski thinks you're
                         trying to screw with us, Carl. Now
                         you get this straight. We own you.
                         You're ours. We can shit on you
                         from such a height you'll think
                         God himself has crapped on you.
                         You understand?

                                   PULASKI
                         He better fucking understand.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Yeah, he better had. Time to go to
                         work, CJ, and earn your freedom.
                         There's a guy holed up across
                         town. You got that address,
                         Pulaski? Another gangbanging,
                         drug-pushing, cop-killing bitch,
                         just like you. We don't like him
                         and he don't like us. Now you make
                         sure he never leaves the
                         neighbourhood - not even in a box.
                         Now get the fuck outta here!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ sets a house sets on fire. A Vagos homie comes running out,
               burning.

               (On screen) You've trapped a girl inside the burning building.
               You'll have to save her.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ walks into the bedroom with Denise inside it.

                                   DENISE
                         Oh God, I'm so scared!

               The ceiling collapses on the landing.

                                   DENISE
                         OH-MY-GOD, what was that?

                                   CJ
                         Hey, the building's starting to
                         collapse, we gotta get out of
                         here, fast!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Denise exit the burning house.

                                   DENISE
                         Hey, man, I owe you my life...

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Denise pull up outside Denise's house.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, what's your name?

                                   DENISE
                         Denise, Denise Robinson. Give me a
                         call sometime, we should go out,
                         or something.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, I'd like that.

                                   DENISE
                         OK, I'll catch you later, CJ.



Frank Tenpenny (BOSS)



Gray Imports (MISSION)



               CJ is walking into the doughnut shop just as Tenpenny, Pulaski
               and Hernandez are coming out.

                                   PULASKI
                         Carl!

                                   CJ
                         Damn!

                                   PULASKI
                         Where you off to?

                                   CJ
                         Shit!

                                   TENPENNY
                         Where you running off to, Carl, I
                         thought we were friends?!

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, whatever.

                                   TENPENNY
                         As an officer in charge of putting
                         an end to gang violence, I find
                         myself in a difficult moral
                         position, Carl.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah right.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Carl, I'm hurt, I truly am. And
                         just as I was about to help those
                         poor Grove Street boys.

                                   CJ
                         Oh yeah? How?

                                   TENPENNY
                         I like the status quo, Carl. I
                         like having all you bastards doing
                         my job for me - blowing each
                         other's guts all over the
                         sidewalk.

                                   CJ
                         Dumb bastards?

                                   TENPENNY
                         Now, if it's brought to my
                         attention that one tribe gets an
                         unfair advantage over another,
                         that truly troubles me, Carl.

                                   CJ
                         So what you saying, man?

                                   TENPENNY
                         I'm saying the Ballas have brains,
                         Carl, they watch the news. I'm
                         saying they're making friends,
                         cutting deals, and tooling up for
                         more than half-assed drive-bys.
                         Lots of cheap guns coming into
                         America since the fall of the
                         wall, Carl.

                                   CJ
                         Man, cut that bullshit, Tenpenny -
                         just say what you mean, man.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Go check out a bust freight
                         warehouse down the docklands and
                         you'll see what I mean, Carl.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, OK.

                                   PULASKI
                         Y'all take care, now!

                                   CJ
                         For sure.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) The Russians and the Ballas are having a meeting
               inside the warehouse.

               (On screen) You will have to find some way inside.

               ///MISSION\\\



Sweet (BOSS)



Doberman (MISSION)



               (On screen) This is Ammu-Nation, you can buy weapons and
               ammunition here.

               (On screen) This is Glen Park, which is Ballas territory.

               (On screen) You must take out the enemy gang to gain this
               territory as your own.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) The territory is now owned by the Grove Street
               Families and is marked green on the radar.

               (On screen) Your gang members can now be found in this
               territory.

               (On screen) Your territory will come under constant attack
               from enemy gangs and you must defend it.

               (On screen) When an attack takes place the territory will
               flash red and an icon will be placed on the radar.

               (On screen) You will gain respect and money for taking over
               territory, the money will appear in Grove Street.

               A Balla comes running out of a house.

                                   BALLA
                         Tenpenny set me up!

               ///MISSION\\\



               Los Sepulcros (MISSION)



               CJ and Sweet are in Grove Street.

                                   SWEET
                         Carl, whassup, baby brother?

                                   CJ
                         What's happening.

                                   SWEET
                         Peep this - Tenpenny just came by.
                         Said that one of them Ballas that
                         you and Smoke laid out, Little
                         Weasel, is getting buried. And all
                         the OGs gonna be there.

                                   CJ
                         At a funeral?

                                   SWEET
                         Yeah, we just catch all those
                         ball-sack-ass-niggaz at one time!

                                   CJ
                         At a funeral.

                                   SWEET
                         Just like Momma's. Let's go pop
                         these mother-fuckers out. Hey,
                         look, we gotta go do something
                         real big. Put Grove Street on the
                         map for good. 4 life!

                                   CJ
                         A'ight, nigga. Let's roll.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Sweet's car pulls up at the back of the cemetery, CJ, Sweet
               and two GSF homies get out.

                                   SWEET
                         This is it.

               Sweet and the two homies jump over the wall.

                                   SWEET
                         OK, CJ, come on over!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Sweet, CJ and the two homies are at the back of the graveyard.

                                   SWEET
                         Y'all take up positions, and wait
                         for Kane. Here he comes... Looks
                         like that busta's wearing armour.
                         Might take a round or two to drop
                         his ass.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Sweet and CJ pull up in Grove Street.

                                   SWEET
                         Man, we was a force back there.
                         Everybody go home, stay low, we
                         ain't seen each other all day,
                         copy? I'll catch you later, Carl.



Sweet (BOSS)



Reuniting The Families (MISSION)



               Sweet, Ryder and Big Smoke are watching a porno in Sweet's
               house.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Damn, that bitch is bad! Oh, yeah!

               CJ enters.

                                   CJ
                         Whassup, y'all!

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Whassup, playa!

                                   SWEET
                         Whassup CJ! Turn that TV off right
                         quick. Listen up, fellas, like we
                         were saying. No more base in the
                         streets.

                                   CJ
                         Finally.

                                   SWEET
                         Peep this - we're gonna unite the
                         families once more. Because the
                         Ballas have been pumping our guys
                         full of base for too long, while
                         we argue amongst ourselves. So all
                         the Families sets are gonna meet
                         down at the Jefferson Motel. I say
                         it's time we went down there and
                         made it official. Keep that shit
                         off our streets! I vote I'm our
                         representative on this one.

                                   CJ
                         That's right.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Hey, it's all good. If Sweet
                         thinks he can handle it, I'm down
                         with him, man.

                                   SWEET
                         A'ight - let's roll, homies.

                                   CJ
                         Let's do this.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Yeah, let's go, man.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, Sweet, Ryder and Big Smoke pull up outside the Jefferson
               Motel.

                                   SWEET
                         OK, it's strictly one rep' per set
                         - you guys are gonna have to wait
                         here.

                                   CJ
                         We'll be there just in case, bro.

                                   SWEET
                         Thanks, homie, but I'm down with
                         these boys.

               Sweet gets out of the car and goes into the Jefferson Motel.

                                   RYDER
                         I don't like this, man. Look at
                         all them other family 'hoods! They
                         used to be Grove Streets.

                                   CJ
                         Relax. We straight, they straight.
                         How about you, Smoke?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Hey, I'm feelin' a little exposed,
                         but I'm good.

               A police chopper flies above them.

                                   POLICEMAN
                             (on a megaphone in the
                              chopper)
                         This is the Los Santos Police
                         Department; everybody stay where
                         you are!

               CJ gets out of the car.

                                   CJ
                         Oh shit!

                                   POLICEMAN
                             (on megaphone)
                         All units Rock 'n' roll!

               Police start to drop from the chopper on ropes.

                                   RYDER
                             (to CJ)
                         Man, what you doin'?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Carl, get back in, man we outta
                         here baby!

                                   CJ
                         I ain't leavin' my brother, I
                         ain't no busta!

               Big Smoke and Ryder start to drive off.

                                   RYDER
                         Man, it's every mother-fucker for
                         himself!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ enters a bedroom in the Jefferson Motel, where Sweet is.

                                   SWEET
                         What took you? Where's Smoke and
                         Ryder?

                                   CJ
                         They shook on us!

                                   SWEET
                         Fuck it, let's get out of here!

               CJ and Sweet are on the roof of the Jefferson Motel. The
               police chopper is still hovering above them.

                                   POLICEMAN
                             (on megaphone)
                         This is the Los Santos Police
                         Department.

                                   SWEET
                         CJ, that chopper's all over us!
                         Hit it!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Sweet run out onto the pavement.

                                   SWEET
                         Ah shit, what now?

                                   CJ
                         It's Smoke and Ryder!

               Big Smoke and Ryder pull up in the car.

                                   RYDER
                         Get in!

               CJ and Sweet get into the car.

                                   CJ
                         Hit the gas! Eh man, I'm running
                         low.
                             (on ammunition)

                                   RYDER
                         I got a 'K here!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Two policemen are on motorbikes. They drop their doughnuts.

                                   POLICEMAN 1
                         Waste of good doughnuts.

                                   POLICEMAN 2
                         Let's roll.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Big Smoke is driving high speed down an alleyway. All four
               homies are still in the car.

                                   SWEET
                         Slow down, Smoke, SLOW DOWN!

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Oh shit, the brakes is out!

               The car slams through an advertising board and onto the
               motorway. It crashes into a truck and blows up. CJ, Sweet, Big
               Smoke and Ryder had jumped out just before the car went
               through the board and over the edge.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Shit! That's gonna be a hell of a
                         story to tell when we passin' the
                         blunt!

                                   SWEET
                         Man, that was some serious shit!
                         Woo!
                                   RYDER
                         Fuck this! We gotta get outta
                         here!

                                   SWEET
                         Ryder's right, everybody split up,
                         and we'll meet up later.



Sweet (BOSS)



The Green Sabre (MISSION)



               Sweet and four GSF homies are in Sweet's house.

                                   SWEET
                         So this is it - this is when we
                         show the Ballas what bangin' is
                         all about. Grove Street is king!
                         Say it with me niggaz, Grove
                         Street is KING! Yeah!

                                   HOMIES
                         GROVE STREET IS KING!

               CJ enters.

                                   SWEET
                         Whassup, CJ. Where you been?

                                   CJ
                         Hey sorry, bro, I got caught up.

                                   SWEET
                         Yeah, you probably was hittin' one
                         o' them Ballas rats. Yeah I know
                         what you was up to, nigga!
                             (to the four homies)
                         Listen up - y'all down with CJ,
                         right? He's been through a lot, I
                         mean we all been through a lot.
                         But CJ's helping us clean up the
                         'hood. He's taken the fight to the
                         enemy -

                                   CJ
                         Yeah.

                                   SWEET
                         Showing all of us how we used to
                         bang, what it used to mean to be a
                         Grove Street Family. CJ, you're my
                         brother, my running dog. I should
                         have never doubted you.

                                   CJ
                         It's nothing.

                                   SWEET
                         But you're home now, partner -
                         home.

                                   CJ
                         For sure.

                                   SWEET
                         Listen up! I want all y'all to go
                         get heated, and meet me Downtown
                         under the Mulholland Intersection.
                         We're gonna roll on these Balla
                         mother-fuckers!

                                   HOMIE 1
                         A'ight, a'ight!

                                   SWEET
                         I'll see y'all in traffic.

                                   HOMIE 2
                         Yeah, let's roll!

               Throughout Sweet's speech the homies were constantly agreeing.

                                   SWEET
                             (to CJ)
                         You in?

                                   CJ
                         Hell yeah, I'm in, I'm your
                         running dog, Sweet.

                                   SWEET
                         Yeah, my nigga... Alright, you go
                         get heated up, and I'll meet you
                         at the crossroads.

               CJ is outside Sweet's house, his phone rings.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Cesar are in a car down an alleyway.

                                   CJ
                         So you dragged me way across town
                         to see... what?

                                   CESAR
                         Just in time, ese, take a good
                         hard look over there.

                                   CJ
                         So, some Ballas hanging around a
                         dope spot, so what?

                                   CESAR
                         Just watch, homie.

               Ryder and Big Smoke come out of the door that the Ballas have
               just walked out of.

                                   CJ
                         What the fuck? Oh, no! Shit,
                         Smoke, what you into?

                                   CESAR
                         Ssshhh, ese, look at that ride...

               Big Smoke and Ryder pull open a garage door, Tenpenny is
               inside the garage along with a green Sabre.
                             (car)

                                   CJ
                         That's the mother-fucking green
                         Sabre!
                             (to himself)
                         Shit, Smoke... C.R.A.S.H. makin'
                         you sell us out! Moms!

                                   CESAR
                         Sorry ese, I heard a rumour and
                         poked around. I didn't believe it
                         myself but...

                                   CJ
                         No, no, you did the right thing. I
                         owe you, Ces. I gotta go tell
                         Sweet about - Oh, fuck! Sweet!
                         Look, go get Kendl and take her to
                         a safe place!

                                   CESAR
                         What you thinking?

                                   CJ
                         It's Sweet, I think him and the
                         homies is walking into a trap!
                         Just go, GO!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is at the Mulholland Intersection. There is a battle going
               on between the GSF homies,
                             (including Sweet)
               and the Ballas. Sweet has been shot and is stumbling to the
               floor.

                                   CJ
                         Eh, Sweet man, you alright? You
                         been hit!

                                   SWEET
                         CJ... Where you been?

                                   CJ
                         Cesar called, showed me some shit.
                         It's Smoke, and he in deep with
                         Tenpenny and some Ballas! He sold
                         us out!

                                   SWEET
                         It doesn't matter, man - you gotta
                         get out of here. The cops gonna
                         arrive any second.

                                   CJ
                         Nah man, I ain't runnin' out on my
                         brother! Yo', Ballas! I'm taking
                         you mother-fuckers, you hear me?
                         I'M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Police close in on the battle. CJ holds his hands up in the
               air whilst Sweet is clutching his stomach on the floor.

               CUT TO CJ, Tenpenny and Pulaski in a police car in the middle-
               of-nowhere. CJ has a bag over his head. Hernandez is outside
               the car having a piss.

                                   TENPENNY
                         You got a bag over you head, boy.
                         How you feel about that?

                                   CJ
                         Man, take it off. Please, man, I
                         can't breathe! Please!

                                   TENPENNY
                         Oh, alright. But only because you
                         said please.

               Tenpenny takes the bag off CJ's head.

                                   CJ
                         You fucking sick mother-fucker!

                                   TENPENNY
                         Intimidate those who intimidate
                         others, Carl. It's my job. Right,
                         Ed?

                                   CJ
                         Hey, man, where we at?

                                   TENPENNY
                         The middle-of-fucking-nowhere.
                         Nice, clean air.

                                   CJ
                         Fucking Smoke! Oh, Sweet!

                                   TENPENNY
                         Sweet is alive. Alive and inside.
                         He's in a prison hospital being
                         treated for gunshot wounds,
                         awaiting trial.

                                   PULASKI
                         Yeah, somehow, nobody's caught you
                         yet.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Oh yeah, you should be glad, Carl.
                         Your moron brother's alive. Your
                         street trash, soon to be turned
                         out sister's alive. And, she's
                         only sucking one grease-ball's
                         dick. Things are going pretty well
                         for you, Carl. So behave, nigga.

                                   PULASKI
                         We want you to do a little favour
                         for us, Carl.

               CJ, Tenpenny and Pulaski are now outside of the police car.
               Hernandez is still pissing on the side of the road.

                                   CJ
                         I can't believe that nigga Smoke
                         turned on me.

                                   PULASKI
                         Smoke? Smoke does exactly what
                         he's told. He learned that lesson
                         a long time ago.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Homies for life? Street loyalty?
                         That's all bullshit, Carl. Didn't
                         you learn that when they ran you
                         out of town, just 'cause you let
                         Brian die? Huh? Eddie, I can't
                         deal with this guy. He's an idiot!

                                   PULASKI
                         Let me air this fucker out, I...

               Pulaski shoves a gun in CJ's face.

                                   TENPENNY
                         No no no no no no no, Officer...
                         For once, let's let the kid do
                         something good with his useless
                         life. He's gonna help us with the
                         fight against crime. Right, Carl?

                                   PULASKI
                         Yeah. By any means necessary.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Now you stay the fuck away from
                         Smoke, and stay the fuck away from
                         us. Otherwise Sweet is going to
                         find himself on a Ballas block
                         getting in touch with his feminine
                         side. Hey Hernandez, you going to
                         piss all day?

                                   CJ
                             (to Pulaski)
                         Get your hands off me, man.

                                   PULASKI
                         For some reason, we've got a
                         little problem with a former
                         friend of ours, he seems to
                         disagree with some of our methods.

                                   CJ
                         Now who could do that?

                                   TENPENNY
                         Yeah, you'll never find anybody as
                         fork-tongued as this snake ass
                         bastard. Soon as he gets caught
                         with his hand in the cookie jar,
                         he'll whistle any tune Internal
                         Affairs want him to.

                                   PULASKI
                         See, they've got him hiding up
                         Mount Chiliad someplace, so they
                         can manipulate his testimony any
                         way they want to.

                                   TENPENNY
                         I want you to pay him a little
                         visit, Carl. And destroy all his
                         evidence before he testifies.

                                   PULASKI
                         Sort this out, Carl, so Officer
                         Tenpenny can sleep easy at night.
                         We want evidence he ain't gonna
                         talk.



Countryside Missions (AREA)



Frank Tenpenny (BOSS)



Badlands (MISSION)



               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is in between the trees half-way up Mount Chiliad. There is
               a cabin near him.

               (On screen) He's inside,
                             (the snitch)
               smoke him out! Watch out for the feds!

               (On screen) Remember, you need a photo of him in one piece!

               ///MISSION\\\

               A car is driving away from the cabin.

               (On screen) The snitch is getting away!

               ///MISSION\\\



Catalina (BOSS)



First Date (MISSION)



               Catalina is in a bar threatening two men with a knife. CJ
               enters.

                                   CATALINA
                             (to man 1)
                         You want some, fatso?
                             (to man 2)
                         You big streak of Yankee piss.
                             (to man 1)
                         I seen fucking eunuchs with more
                         balls than you.

               Catalina slashes man 2 with the knife and then holds it to man
               1's neck.

                                   CATALINA
                             (to CJ)
                         What the fuck did you want?

                                   CJ
                         Nothing, I'm looking for a friend
                         of mine's cousin. Mexican guy. He
                         ain't here...

                                   CATALINA
                         You? But Cesar said you was a real
                         man.

                                   CJ
                         Lady, I'm a God fearing, peace
                         loving, man of the people.

                                   CATALINA
                         Whatever, asshole, let's go.

                                   CJ
                         Damn, relax, baby.



Catalina (BOSS)



Tanker Commander (MISSION)



               Catalina is holding a gun to the window at the gas station. CJ
               is with her. Two men are inside.

                                   CATALINA
                         Hand over the takings, or I blow
                         your fucking balls off!

                                   MAN
                         This here's bullet-proof glass! So
                         you can just fuck off, bitch,
                         before I call the sheriff!

                                   DEREK
                             (man 2)
                         What are you doing, son, just give
                         her the cash!

                                   CATALINA
                         Suit yourself, maricon. Change of
                         plan, Carl, we're taking the
                         tanker!

                                   MAN
                         Hey! What you doing?

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Catalina are in the tanker, the two men come out of the
               shop in a car.

                                   MAN
                         I ain't losing another crappy job
                         because of some crazy bitch!
                         C'mon, Derek, we're going to stop
                         those bastards!

                                   DEREK
                         Do I have to?

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Catalina pull up the tanker in a truck yard. Whittaker
               is there.

                                   CATALINA
                         Hello, Mr. Whittaker!

                                   WHITTAKER
                         Catalina! What have you brought me
                         today?

                                   CATALINA
                         A rig and tanker, full to the brim
                         with premium gas!

                                   WHITTAKER
                         Never seen it, never saw you,
                         never gave you this wad of cash!

                                   CATALINA
                         Nice not doing business!

                                   WHITTAKER
                         Likewise. Now get out of here,
                         before the cops come snooping. You
                         ever want to run some freight for
                         me just drop in. I've always got
                         shit to move.

               CJ and Catalina are just outside the truck yard. Catalina gets
               on a motorbike.

                                   CATALINA
                         Goodbye!



The Truth (BOSS)



Body Harvest (MISSION)



               CJ goes into a Motel. Tenpenny is sat on a chair, stoned and
               still doing drugs.

                                   CJ
                             (hasn't seen Tenpenny yet)
                         Hello? Hello, somebody in there?

                                   TENPENNY
                         In here.

                                   CJ
                         Check this shit out. What do we
                         have here?

                                   TENPENNY
                         Yo', Carl! What up, kid?

                                   CJ
                         Hey, what's happening? Oh, is this
                         undercover training? Oh no, you
                         must be off duty.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Yeah, yeah, whatever, hush up man.
                         Mr. Truth here is going to be
                         supplying you with some of the
                         finest... weed, and you are going
                         to deliver it for us.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, man, you losing it, you
                         hallucinating and shit.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Whuh? Oh - Yo', Truth, come here,
                         man.

               The Truth enters.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Welcome friend.

                                   CJ
                         Whassup?

                                   TENPENNY
                         Carl here is going to be paying
                         you your money.

                                   CJ
                         What you talking about?

                                   TENPENNY
                         Now, Carl, I got a real do gooder
                         fucking with me, and I want you to
                         take this evil green poison, and
                         drop it on him. It's going to ruin
                         that asshole's career.

                                   CJ
                         Oh bullshit.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Dudes, you want mushrooms? Ludes?
                         How about some DMT?

                                   TENPENNY
                         No, not for me, man. I gotta jet.
                         Oh, shit... I'm fucked up. Yo',
                         Carl, pay the man.

               Tenpenny exits.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Whoa man! I never thought I'd see
                         that. A fed out-smoking me. What
                         are you, dude? FBI? DEA?

                                   CJ
                         No, I'm more like a private
                         investigator.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Friend, you give off a positive
                         energy. How about some Vietnamese
                         opium?

                                   CJ
                         Nah, I don't get down with that.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         But how do I know I can trust you
                         then?

                                   CJ
                         What, I'm working for you now?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         I'm a man of peace but some
                         squares across that ridge are not
                         respecting my peace. I mean
                         survivalist maniacs. Right
                         wingers. Fascists! They have a
                         harvester and I need one. Get it,
                         and then you can pay me. Amaste,
                         Carl.

                                   CJ
                         The fuck that mean? Later, freak.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) The combine harvester is located at the field
               towards the back of the farm.

               (On screen) There are several groups of survivalists working,
               they will not take kindly to any strangers.

               (On screen) Get into the farm and steal the combine harvester.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and The Truth are at The Truth's farm

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Man, you've brought peace back to
                         my valley, thank you, friend. I'll
                         call you when the whoop-de-doo is
                         ready, just make sure you get that
                         cash.

               ///MISSION\\\



Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)



King In Exile (MISSION)



               Kendl and Cesar are in a trailer. CJ enters.

                                   KENDL
                         Hey Carl.

                                   CJ
                         How you doin' sis?

                                   CESAR
                         This ain't over, man. I did this
                         to take care of my woman. But now
                         I'm gonna head straight back home,
                         and I'm gonna cap me some fucking
                         dope dealers!

                                   CJ
                         Hey look, you go into the barrio
                         with that big willy bullshit, and
                         you gonna get shredded.

                                   KENDL
                         And I ain't losing you over no
                         macho bullshit!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, relax, man. I'm gonna get
                         handled when it's time.

                                   CESAR
                         We already know who the fucking
                         bad guys are, man, your stinking
                         Grove Street brother Smoke, and
                         those chota pigs Tenpenny and
                         Pulaski! Smoke, he's a pusher,
                         man!

                                   CJ
                         No, no, not Smoke, he might mess
                         with C.R.A.S.H., but he don't mess
                         with no yay.

                                   KENDL
                         Come on, CJ! How you think he got
                         that new house, huh? Just let that
                         Grove-for-life bullshit go and
                         take a look around you.

                                   CESAR
                         Word on the street is twice a
                         week, Smoke sends a car out to San
                         Fierro, and the trunk comes back
                         full of white.

                                   CJ
                         Shit. I gotta keep my eye on the
                         highway to San Fierro. Maybe I'll
                         see something. Just... Just lay
                         low and I'll be back.



Catalina (BOSS)



First Base (MISSION)



               CJ is knocking on the front door of Catalina's house.

                                   CJ
                         Hey Catalina, baby. It's me, Carl
                         Johnson. Hey baby, I'm sorry we
                         got off on the wrong foot. I've
                         had a rough time, baby. You know,
                         maybe I was a little harsh. Please
                         forgive me. C'mon, baby! Open up
                         the door - shit. Is she here? I
                         don't see nothing. C'mon, baby,
                         don't be mad, baby please! Baby,
                         without you, there is no Carl
                         Johnson. Damn, man, shit. Now
                         where is this stupid bitch?

               Catalina knocks CJ to the floor and holds a gun to his head.

                                   CATALINA
                         Here, cabron. Who's the bitch now,
                         eh?

                                   CJ
                         Oh baby, baby. I'm so sorry, baby.

                                   CATALINA
                         What was that?

                                   CJ
                         You so right! Please forgive me,
                         baby. Just don't fucking shoot me!
                         Please!

                                   CATALINA
                         You think you sorry, huh? How you
                         going to prove you're sorry?

                                   CJ
                         C'mon now, baby, c'mon. I am going
                         to play with you SO rough, baby.

                                   CATALINA
                         Keep talking!

                                   CJ
                         And I'll take you to rob banks and
                         shit.

                                   CATALINA
                         Ohhh?

                                   CJ
                         I'll let you kill anyone you want
                         to kill.

                                   CATALINA
                         Hm-hmm?

                                   CJ
                         I am going to treat you right,
                         baby. Just... c'mon... just please
                         don't shoot me.

                                   CATALINA
                         Carl, I think I love you.

               Catalina moves the gun away from CJ.

                                   CJ
                         Err, shit that's great. Cool.
                         Yeah, fantastic. All that. You
                         wanna go rob some shit, baby?

                                   CATALINA
                         Hm-hmm, ha ha! Hm-mmm.



Catalina (BOSS)



Local Liquor Store (MISSION)



               CJ and Catalina are outside a liquor store.

                                   CATALINA
                         This place will be a walk in the
                         park!

                                   CJ
                         You mean like the last place?

               Four men pull up on quad-bikes.

                                   CATALINA
                         Who are these cowboy assholes?

                                   CJ
                         Hang back a while, see what's
                         what.

               The four men hold-up the liquor store and steal the cash.

                                   MAN 1
                         We got the cash, let's get outta
                         here!

                                   CATALINA
                         Those maricon bastards have our
                         money!

               The men ride away on their quad-bikes.

                                   CATALINA
                         THAT'S MY MONEY!

               Catalina shoots one of the men off their quad-bike.

                                   CATALINA
                         Bleed, stupid mother-fucker! Carl,
                         you drive, I'll shoot!

               CJ and Catalina hop onto the quad-bike.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Catalina are outside Catalina's house.

                                   CATALINA
                         See you soon, handsome. Next time,
                         we play REALLY rough.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, that's cool. But we can also
                         play for some real money. I got
                         some money to... well, it's a long
                         story, but I need some serious
                         paper, fast.

                                   CATALINA
                         You come and see me again soon. We
                         rob a real bank.



Catalina (BOSS)



Gone Courting (MISSION)



               CJ walks up to Catalina's house. Catalina is in her house.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Catalina, it's Carl! C'mon,
                         let's go, we got banks to rob,
                         baby. Come on, let's go.

                                   CATALINA
                         In here, mi amor.

                                   CJ
                         A'ight, come on. Let's go.

                                   CATALINA
                         You get your sorry ass in here
                         right now, Carl Johnson, or I
                         shove a fucking hand grenade up
                         it.

                                   CJ
                         A'ight, I'm coming.

               CJ enters Catalina's house. The camera view stays on the
               outside of Catalina's house.

                                   CJ
                         Look baby, I really need that
                         paper! Oh, my God. What in hell's
                         name is that?

                                   CATALINA
                         This, you fucking prick? This is a
                         rack! I'm gonna torture your sorry
                         ass! You never write to me! You
                         don't call! You treat me like a
                         fucking whore! Like one of YOUR
                         whores!

                                   CJ
                         No, baby, please, I ain't into
                         that shit!

                                   CATALINA
                         I'm gonna fuck you up!

                                   CJ
                         Oh, baby, please no. Please, baby, no!

               Whipping noises can be heard.

                                   CJ
                         Ow! Eh! Ooh! Aw! Ouch! Damn! Oh
                         shit!

                                   CATALINA
                         Yes! Faster! Harder! Deeper! Oh,
                         yes! Yes! Yes!
                             (sighs)

                                   CJ
                         Maybe we can go out and rob now?



Catalina (BOSS)



Against All Odds (MISSION)



               CJ and Catalina are outside a betting shop.

                                   CJ
                         You wanna rob a betting shop?

                                   CATALINA
                         Yeah. You not man enough? Here,
                         Carl.

                                   CJ
                         Satchel charges?! Where the hell'd
                         you get them?

               ///MISSION\\\

               Catalina and CJ are inside the betting shop. Catalina runs up
               to the counter holding a gun, she points it at the workers.

                                   CATALINA
                         Open the backroom door or I blow
                         your fucking face off! Leave the
                         panic button or I'll kill your
                         children too!

               The worker hits the panic button and the alarm goes off.

                                   CATALINA
                         I warned you, you stupid bitch!
                         Stupid fucking bitch!

               Catalina shoots at the worker but bullet-proof glass is in the
               way so she kills a customer instead.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Satchel charges that CJ planted blow up the safe that is in
               the backroom. CJ goes into the backroom to collect the money.

                                   CJ
                         OK, I got it!

                                   CATALINA
                         About fucking time, you're a
                         fucking sloth!

                                   CJ
                         Whatever. Let's roll!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Catalina are outside Catalina's house.

                                   CATALINA
                         You impress me, Carl Johnson!
                         Here's your cut, big man.



Catalina (BOSS)



Made In Heaven (MISSION)



               CJ is walking up to Catalina's house when Catalina comes
               storming out of the door.

                                   CATALINA
                         Asshole!

                                   CJ
                         Damn, what'd I do now?

                                   CATALINA
                         You all the fucking same, eh. I
                         see it on television. I read it in
                         books. I hear it in music. You all
                         the same. Fuck this, fuck that.
                         Well, fuck you!

                                   CJ
                         Baby, I'm sorry...

                                   CATALINA
                         I gave to you, as a woman. No! No
                         more! From now on, we just
                         business partners. OK?

                                   CJ
                         Eh, if that's how you want it. But
                         I mean you're breakin' my heart...

                                   CATALINA
                         I'm warning you. I'm in a really
                         bad fucking mood. Today I kill
                         everybody who fucks with me!
                         Especially you! Move!



Catalina (BOSS)



Small Town Bank (MISSION)



               CJ and Catalina are walking into the bank.

                                   CATALINA
                         You're on crowd control so don't
                         take any shit!

                                   CJ
                         Yes'm, Miss Catalina, Miss.

               CJ and Catalina are now inside the bank.

                                   CJ
                             (to a security guard)
                         Don't even think about doin'
                         anything, mother-fucker!

                                   CATALINA
                             (to an employee)
                         Hand over every last dollar, NOW,
                         BITCH!
                             (to CJ)
                         I'm going to empty the safe. Keep
                         these idiots
                             (four employees)
                         covered!

                                   CJ
                         A'ight, you heard the lady, no
                         heroic shit!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Two policemen are sat in a diner.

                                   POLICEMAN
                             (on radio)
                         Attention all units - some psychos
                         are robbing the bank at Palomino
                         Creek!

                                   POLICEMAN 1
                             (to policeman 2)
                         Shit, I just bought another
                         doughnut! Don't criminals have any
                         consideration?

                                   POLICEMAN 2
                         We can collect that bribe later.
                         Might as well go and take a look.

               The two policemen get in a car and drive to the bank along
               with two policemen on motorbikes.

                                   POLICEMAN
                             (outside the bank)
                         We know you're in there! The
                         game's up! Come on out! Come out
                         real peaceable, like!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Two policemen pull up on motorbikes down an alleyway near CJ
               and Catalina.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Catalina are getting onto a police motorbike each.

                                   CATALINA
                         Grab a bike and follow me! You
                         think you can keep up with a real
                         woman?

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Catalina are outside Catalina's house.

                                   CATALINA
                         There you go.

                                   CJ
                         Thanks.

                                   CATALINA
                         One day, Carl Johnson, you will
                         realize. She, she truly loved me,
                         and your heart will break in two.
                         But you are more like the spiny
                         lizard than a man. Goodbye!



Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)



Wu Zi Mu (MISSION)



               CJ is at a farm.

                                   CJ
                         Man, where is this guy?

               Cesar turns up.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, I've been waiting forever,
                         man. Where the hell you been?

                                   CESAR
                         Sorry, holmes, I had no idea when
                         the race would be.

                                   CJ
                         Riiight - you just happened to
                         show up five minutes after
                         everybody else, huh?

                                   CESAR
                         When the gasoline runs through
                         your veins like the burning
                         passion, you know when it's time
                         to race!

                                   CJ
                         I think you're getting high on
                         that country air, man!

               Woozie and three other people show up.

                                   CESAR
                         Hey, CJ, look...

                                   WOOZIE
                             (to CJ)
                         You haven't been to one of our
                         meets before, where you from,
                         friend?

                                   CJ
                         I'm from Grove Street Families,
                         Los Santos. What's happening?

                                   WOOZIE
                         Relax. This isn't a parade, pal.
                         But, you know, we gotta be
                         careful. Wu Zi Mu, but my friends
                         call me 'Woozie'. How you doing?

                                   CJ
                         Wha...? CJ. Carl Johnson.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Listen, out here we like to race
                         for cash or pink slips - racer's
                         choice. Get your car started,
                         we're about to go. Good luck, Carl
                         Johnson.

               Woozie and the other three people go.

                                   CJ
                             (to Cesar)
                         There's something real strange
                         about that dude, man.

                                   CESAR
                         Be careful CJ!

                                   CJ
                         For sure, man.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ pats a car.

                                   CJ
                         Oooh, yeah!

               Woozie and a woman come over to CJ.

                                   WOOZIE
                         You drive with style, Carl Johnson
                         - and I never mind losing to a guy
                         who's willing to push himself
                         right to the edge. As for me, I'm
                         a man who honours his bet.

                                   CJ
                         Well, you learn pretty fast with
                         the police on your ass.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Listen, it's best if we clear the
                         hell out of here as soon as
                         possible because, for some reason,
                         the local police don't appreciate
                         our noble sport.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah. Thanks for the advice.

                                   WOOZIE
                         OK, I gotta go. Uh, you know what?
                         If you ever find yourself in San
                         Fierro, give me a call, maybe we
                         can do a little business together.

               Woozie hands his card to CJ.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, I might just do that.

               Police sirens can be heard.

                                   WOOZIE
                         I guess that's our wake up call.
                         Nice meeting you.



Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)



Farewell, My Love... (MISSION)



               CJ is at the farm with his car. Catalina gets out of her car
               with a crowbar and kisses a man. Catalina walks over to CJ.

                                   CJ
                         Damn, man, now what?

                                   CATALINA
                         PIG!

                                   CJ
                         What? What'd I do now?

                                   CATALINA
                         Oh, so THIS is where you have
                         been, eh? THIS is how you repay my
                         tenderness! You prefer the curves
                         of some car to those of a real
                         woman?

                                   CJ
                         Look, Catalina, you called it off,
                         remember, 'just business'.

                                   CATALINA
                         What kind of a man are you? When I
                         say 'just business', I mean that I
                         love you!

               Catalina hits CJ's car with the crowbar.

                                   CATALINA
                         When I say, I no interested no
                         more, I mean that I long for you!

               Catalina hits CJ's car with the crowbar again.

                                   CATALINA
                         And when I say that I missed
                         you...!

                                   CJ
                         Wait, Catalina, wait! Leave my car
                         alone, I did this for us, for me
                         and you!

                                   CATALINA
                         It's too late. I don't love you no
                         more. I love another, OK?

                                   CJ
                         What? Then what the fuck was this
                         about?

                                   CATALINA
                         I cannot keep my passions holed
                         up, they need a release. That was
                         a good release, like hitting a man
                         with a frying pan while he sleeps.
                         This, CARL, THIS is my new man.
                             (the man that she kissed
                              earlier)
                         Are you jealous? Are you going to
                         fight for me?

                                   CJ
                         No, no, I can take rejection.

                                   CATALINA
                         You are jealous and a coward! Now
                         let's race!

                                   CJ
                         Crazy bitch.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Catalina, her man and CJ get out of their cars.

                                   CATALINA
                             (to CJ)
                         You had the unfair advantage!

                                   CJ
                         Being a better driver ain't no
                         unfair advantage.

                                   CATALINA
                         You think you're clever, but it is
                         you who is missing the point! Not
                         only was he racing, but he was
                         satisfying me, fully! What are you
                         gonna say about that?

                                   CJ
                         The advantage of a stick shift, I
                         guess. Yeah whatever, anyway, man,
                         what is it, cash or pink slip?

                                   CATALINA
                         There you go!

               Catalina hands CJ a slip of paper.

                                   CATALINA
                         Goodbye Mr. Johnson, I will NOT be
                         missing you!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, wait a minute, bitch! What is
                         this shit?

                                   CATALINA
                         The deed to a garage in San
                         Fierro. My lover needs his car so
                         we can go to Liberty City.

                                   CJ
                         Liberty City? Yeah, whatever, have
                         a good time.

                                   CATALINA
                         I will.

                                   CJ
                         Fine.

                                   CATALINA
                         OK.

                                   CJ
                         Go, I ain't gonna miss you.

                                   CATALINA
                         GOODBYE!



The Truth (BOSS)



Are You Going To San Fierro? (MISSION)



               CJ enters The Truth's farm with a briefcase. The Truth is
               exercising.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Peace. I've got everything you
                         need, lone traveller. It's in the
                         Mothership back there.

                                   CJ
                         Thanks, man. Look, here go your
                         paper.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         The karmic circle closes. All is
                         as it should be. Back to the egg.
                         Oooommmmmm.

                                   CJ
                         Damn, man, there must be two tons
                         of that stuff back there!

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Threeeee. Ramayanaaaaa... What the
                         fuck's that noise?

                                   CJ
                         Hey, that sounds like a chopper.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Oh man, narcs! You fucking rat!

                                   CJ
                         Dude, don't put that on me! You're
                         the one that deals with Tenpenny!

               The Truth throws CJ a flamethrower.

                                   CJ
                         What's all this?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Calm, brother; panic paves the way
                         to bad karma.

                                   CJ
                         Man...

                                   THE TRUTH
                         We gotta torch those fields. I
                         only hope Gaia can forgive us!

               ///MISSION\\\

               The Truth is in the Mothership. CJ goes to him.

                                   CJ
                         We got a chopper on our tail,
                         we'll never shake 'em now.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Hold on, I got a little something
                         back here I was saving for a rainy
                         day.

                                   CJ
                         Holy mother-fucker! Where'd you
                         get that?

               CJ appears with a rocket launcher.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Found it in a bail of Thai Sticks.
                         Shame really, I was going to make
                         it into a lamp.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and The Truth are outside CJ's garage in San Fierro.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         This is the place. Whoa, Jesus
                         dude, looks like you've been fed a
                         bummer.



San Fierro Missions (AREA)



Carl Johnson (BOSS)



Wear Flowers In Your Hair (MISSION)



               CJ, Cesar, The Truth and Kendl are entering CJ's garage in San
               Fierro.

                                   CJ
                         Mother-fucker! That mute asshole!
                             (Catalina's boyfriend)
                         That fucking snake without a
                         tongue! Gave me this shit-hole
                         instead of a pink slip? I must be
                         the biggest fucking idiot in the
                         whole fucking world!

                                   CESAR
                         Holmes, take it easy. At least
                         we're alive.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Carl, friend, fellow traveller,
                         relax, man. You're really killing
                         my fucking vibe here!

                                   CJ
                         Well, I'm sorry I'm fucking up
                         your vibe, old man, but I can't
                         wait to get my hands on that mute
                             (to Cesar)
                         and your bitch ass cousin.

                                   CESAR
                         My cousin? You're gonna dis' my
                         familia?

                                   CJ
                         My bad, man. I'm just pissed for
                         all of us. I mean look, we in a
                         strange place, we got shit to our
                         name, and for once I try to make
                         something work, this garage, and
                         it ain't even a garage.

                                   KENDL
                         Then make it into a garage.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, that's a great idea, sis! Why
                         don't you shut up?

                                   KENDL
                         You know what, Carl, you are a
                         fucking idiot. Your whole life
                         you've wanted something for
                         nothing. Now you've got something,
                         and you don't know what to do with
                         it. Well, make it good enough.
                         We'll help, right?

                                   CESAR
                         We got your back, CJ.

                                   KENDL
                         C'mon stop tripping, man.
                             (to CJ and Cesar)
                         Both of you.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Woah man, the energy here - it's
                         fantastic. Ommmmm...

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, alright, but how am I gonna
                         find some good mechanics to work
                         up in here, man?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         I know a few guys. Come with me,
                         friend. They're good people, I
                         swear it.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, man - I'm about to ride with
                         this fool again?

               CJ and The Truth are outside CJ's garage.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         C'mon, man, there's these two guys
                         I know - used to work on marine
                         engines, 'til the mob bought their
                         business over in Vice. Now they
                         try and make ends meet by taking
                         any old job. They're a little bit
                         dulled by their habit, but the
                         smoke don't get in the way of
                         their skills with an engine. We'll
                         pick up Jethro first. Last I
                         heard, he was working at a garage
                         over Easter Basin way.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and The Truth pull up at a gas station. Jethro is working
               under a car.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Hey, Jethro! Hop in, man. I've
                         landed you a real job.

                                   JETHRO
                         Hey there Truth dude! Oh man, do I
                         owe you? Coz I swear I paid for
                         that weed, dude!

                                   THE TRUTH
                         No, man, we're good, I think.
                         Jethro, Carl. Carl, Jethro.

                                   CJ
                         Whassup, man.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Can we swing by the hospital, it's
                         over in Santa Flora district, west
                         of here.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, you sick?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         No. The government is, but that's
                         a long story.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, The Truth and Jethro pull up outside the hospital.

                                   CJ
                         What we here for, anyway?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Nothin'. Ooh, don't look. Cover
                         your faces. Think about a yellow
                         rubber duck.

               A van pulls out from the hospital.

                                   CJ
                         You tripping again.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Sshhh!

               The van drives past them and goes.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         OK, I've seen enough. Let's go see
                         if we can find Dwaine. He's
                         working a hotdog van at the tram
                         terminal in King's.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, The Truth and Jethro pull up outside a hotdog van where
               Dwaine is.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Dude, Dwaine, man, how's the
                         hotdog business?

                                   DWAINE
                         It's totally shit. Why, what's
                         happenin'?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Uh, my friend Carl here is opening
                         a chop shop. Jethro's in, how
                         about you?

                                   DWAINE
                         Ah yeah, cool man. Uh I've got
                         like some shit to take care of
                         first though. So uh, you tell me
                         where you guys are going to be at
                         and I'll meet you dudes there.

                                   CJ
                         The garage is on the waste grounds
                         in Doherty. I'll see y'all later.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         OK, next stop the cop station
                         downtown.

                                   CJ
                         What? You out your mind! Why?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         If I told you, the likelihood is
                         you'd get a probe up your ass
                         within a month.

                                   JETHRO
                         Like, listen to the man, dude,
                         he's real serious about that shit.

                                   CJ
                         Wuh? OK, but you're starting to
                         freak me out with all that space
                         shit, man.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, The Truth and Jethro are outside the police station.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         OK, you know the drill. Don't look
                         interested in anything.

               The same van that came out of the hospital pulls around the
               corner.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Picture a pink golf ball in your
                         mind.

               The van goes down the street and away from them.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         OK, we're good to go.

                                   CJ
                         Where to next, Spacehead?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         There's an electronics guy I've
                         had dealings with, goes by the
                         name of ZERO. He could fix a
                         supercomputer with a paperclip.
                         He's got his own shop, but he's
                         always ready to help fellow
                         travellers along the path.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, The Truth and Jethro pull up outside Zero's shop. Zero is
               sat on a bench outside his shop.

                                   ZERO
                         Leave me alone Berkley! This is
                         stalking! Oh, hey, Truth.

                                   THE TRUTH

                         Get in, I'll fill you in as we
                         drive. Home, James!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, The Truth, Jethro and Zero pull into CJ's garage.

                                   CJ
                         OK, we here.

               All five men walk into CJ's garage, now including Dwaine.
               Cesar and Kendl are already in there.

                                   CJ
                         A week of hard work and we'll
                         transform this place. Hey, Cesar!
                         Come over here.

                                   CESAR
                         Whassup, B?

                                   CJ
                         Cesar, this is Jethro, Dwaine and
                         Zero.

                                   DWAINE
                         Hey man.

                                   JETHRO
                         Dude.

                                   ZERO
                         Salutations, my sibling!

                                   CESAR
                         Horale, let's get to work.

                                   KENDL
                         Hey Carl, look - I think I found a
                         way for us to get paid.

                                   CJ
                         I ain't going to no college to
                         study no accounting!

                                   KENDL
                         No, idiot, property!

                                   CJ
                         Decorating ain't exactly my thing,
                         either.

                                   KENDL
                         No, property development! Look,
                         you buy a dump like this, fix it
                         up and sell it. Or better yet, you
                         turn the property into a business.
                         The snowball gets bigger...

                                   CJ
                         I dunno, sis, this all sounds big
                         time to me.

                                   KENDL
                         Look, Carl, this place is gonna
                         get on its feet, and when it does,
                         we are gonna have money. If you
                         want to make something of
                         yourself, you gotta let your money
                         work for you.

                                   CJ
                         Look, I wouldn't even know where
                         to start.

                                   KENDL
                         Look, you two
                             (CJ and Cesar)
                         concentrate on the garage, and let
                         me work the property thing, OK?

                                   CESAR
                         Yeah, that's my baby girl right
                         there, holmes!

                                   CJ
                         Man, you chose her, I'm stuck with
                         her!



Carl Johnson (BOSS)



555 We Tip (MISSION)



               CJ walks into his garage.

               CJ's phone rings.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Carl, how's San Fierro?

                                   CJ
                         It's fucked up. I can honestly say
                         I wish you was here.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Great. Now, you got the present
                         for that friend of mine, right,
                         you know, the one trying to get me
                         and old Officer Pulaski into
                         trouble?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Why don't you put that up in his
                         car and give We Tip a call.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, mother-fucker, the code of
                         the streets is that I don't
                         snitch. I don't give a fuck if it
                         kills you, me, my brother. Street
                         cats don't call no cops.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Carl, he's a D.A.

                                   CJ
                         Oh yeah? Well where I go find him?

                                   TENPENNY
                         He's at the Vank Hoff Hotel in the
                         Financial.

                                   CJ
                         Oh for sure.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) The hotel operates a valet service. The D.A. will
               be dropping his car off here shortly.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) The D.A. is driving a blue Merit. remember it,
               you'll need to identify it correctly when it arrives. Make
               sure none of the other valets service his car first.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ drives the D.A.'s car into CJ's garage.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is on the phone outside Vank Hoff Hotel.

                                   CJ
                         Hello? This WE TIP? I seen
                         something highly suspicious you
                         should come check out...

               Two police cars pull up outside the Vank Hoff Hotel where the
               D.A. is in his car.

                                   POLICE
                         Police! Don't move! Get outta the
                         car with your hands in the air!

                                   D.A.
                         Do you know who you're fucking
                         with here? I'll have your badge
                         you moron!

                                   POLICEMAN 1
                         Shut up! You found anything back
                         there?

               Policeman 2 is checking out the boot of the D.A.'s car.

                                   POLICEMAN 2
                         Found anything? He's got half of
                         Mexico in here! Must be two tons
                         of Mary here!

                                   D.A.
                         What? But... but I've never
                         seen... how could it have...?

                                   POLICEMAN 1
                         Eloquent defence you got there,
                         buddy.



Carl Johnson (BOSS)



Deconstruction (MISSION)



               CJ enters his garage. Jethro, Dwaine and Cesar are working on
               a car.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, homies!

                                   CESAR
                         What up, Carl?

               Kendl walks over.

                                   KENDL
                         What the fuck is going on? Do I
                         look like a hooker to you?

                                   CJ
                         What?

                                   KENDL
                         Those assholes keep saying shit to
                         me!

                                   CESAR
                         Who said this to you?

                                   KENDL
                         The construction workers up that
                         hill.

                                   CESAR
                         I'm gonna fuck them up...

                                   CJ
                         No, hold up, I got this. I need to
                         go and teach them a little
                         respect, huh?

                                   CESAR
                         That's right.

                                   CJ
                         I been thinking about getting me
                         some new land anyway.

               (On screen) Scare off the construction firm.

               (On screen) Destroy all the portables and kill the foreman.

               (On screen) Construction machinery will help destroy
               portables.

               ///MISSION\\\

               The foreman comes out of a mobile toilet.

                                   FOREMAN
                         What's all that damned clatter?

               The foreman notices all of the destroyed portables and runs
               back into the mobile toilet.

                                   FOREMAN
                         Holy crap! I didn't see nothing!

               (On screen) Push the mobile toilet into the ditch.

               (On screen) Then bury him under concrete.

               ///MISSION\\\

               A cement truck that CJ is in tips cement into a hole in the
               ground which contains the mobile toilet with the foreman in
               it.



Zero (BOSS)



Air Raid (MISSION)



               Zero is in his shop. CJ enters.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, whattup, Zee?

                                   ZERO
                         Nothing is up, Carl, apart from my
                         blood pressure, and the imminent
                         collapse of my hopes and dreams.

                                   CJ
                         Why?

                                   ZERO
                         As usual, the forces of darkness
                         have triumphed over good. Life is
                         nothing but misery, briefly
                         interspersed with agony.

                                   CJ
                         Homie, what you on? Whatever it
                         is, you need to reduce the dosage.

                                   ZERO
                         Excuse me, but I never take drugs.
                         We all know drugs are for losers,
                         and/or sex maniacs. And right now,
                         sex is the last thing on my mind.

                                   CJ
                         Thank God for that!

                                   ZERO
                         Berkley is back!

                                   CJ
                         Ooohhh. Berkley.

                                   ZERO
                         Yes.

                                   CJ
                         Who the fuck is Berkley?

                                   ZERO
                         Just a man I once beat in fair
                         competition. A man literally
                         obsessed with revenge.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, you put hands on him?

                                   ZERO
                         No, please. I never initiate
                         violence.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, I know - you knocked his
                         bitch!

                                   ZERO
                         No. I won the prize in the science
                         fair. First prize, that is.

                                   CJ
                         And now he wanna pop you?
                             (laughs)
                         And they say gang bangers is petty
                         and small minded! Hey, what's that
                         bleeping sound?

                                   ZERO
                         That's him! We shall fight to the
                         end!

               CUT TO CJ and Zero on Zero's shop roof.

                                   ZERO
                         Berkley's launched a full-scale
                         attack!

                                   CJ
                         This is insanity!

                                   ZERO
                         All batteries commence fire! He's
                         going for my transmitters! If he
                         takes them out, I'll never be able
                         to launch a counter attack!

                                   CJ
                         No problem man, but they only
                         toys.

                                   ZERO
                         They're not toys! They're just
                         smaller!

               (On screen) Use the minigun to eliminate the enemy threat.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Zero are still on the roof.

                                   ZERO
                         Ha ha ha ha Berkley! As long as we
                         have opposable thumbs, WE WILL
                         FIGHT YOU! ...Well done, Carl. Now
                         leave, I must prepare for the
                         battles ahead! Never have so few
                         owed so many... too little,
                         three... no that's not it, what is
                         it? We will fight him on the
                         beaches, well, rooftops...



Zero (BOSS)



Supply Lines... (MISSION)



               CJ enters Zero's shop.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Zee, where you at?

                                   ZERO
                             (from another room)
                         Go away, Carl. I'm very, very,
                         busy back here. Top secret stuff.
                         Not for your eyes. Too
                         sensitive...

               CJ enters the backroom.

                                   CJ
                         Come on, homie, where are you?

                                   ZERO
                             (from inside a cupboard)
                         I said go away, Carl. I don't need
                         any friends today, thank you.

               CJ opens the cupboard. Zero is hanging on a hook by his
               underwear.

                                   CJ
                             (laughs)
                         Man, them some pretty strong
                         drawers!

               CJ helps Zero down.

                                   ZERO
                         Yes, my hero. Carl, he came back
                         and humiliated me! I shall
                         probably turn to prostitution now,
                         where I will be found dead, and
                         broken. I am a 28 year old man,
                         whose landlord just helped him
                         down from a hook, from which I had
                         been hanging from my underwear,
                         contemplating my inadequacy, for
                         nearly two hours. Ow! Ooh, my
                         crack...

                                   CJ
                         Look, you gotta get even, homie.
                         What kind of weapons you got?

                                   ZERO
                         Uhh... I've got a prototype of a
                         miniature plane.

                                   CJ
                         Well with that plane, we gonna go
                         humiliate Berkley.

                                   ZERO
                         OK, cool!

                                   CJ
                         Man, this is ridiculous.

               There is a van on screen.

                                   ZERO
                         Berkley has his sycophantic
                         lackeys do all his deliveries.
                         Well, we shall hit him where it
                         hurts the most! Bring his mail
                         order model business to its knees!

               ///MISSION\\\



Zero (BOSS)



New Model Army (MISSION)



               Zero is in his shop. CJ enters.

                                   CJ
                         What's happening, Zero?

                                   ZERO
                         I'm off to engage with destiny,
                         good or bad.

                                   CJ
                         What the hell are you talking
                         about now?

                                   ZERO
                         The hour of judgement is upon me
                         and I must ask myself if I am a
                         sheep or a goat. Carl, will you be
                         my second? Here are some letters.
                         I have left everything to you in
                         case I don't make it. Please.

                                   CJ
                         I already own it. What's wrong
                         with you, man?

                                   ZERO
                         We are crossing the Rubicon. I am
                         to engage in battle with Berkley.
                         At stake, honour and our very
                         lives. It's funny... I've never
                         noticed before how beautiful this
                         time of year can be... I may never
                         again see Rome in the springtime.
                         A butterfly...

                                   CJ
                         C'mon with all the talking, man -
                         is you going to battle Berkley or
                         what?

                                   ZERO
                         It's a fight to the death! Come
                         hither!

               There is a miniature battlefield on screen, complete with
               bases.

                                   ZERO
                         Behold, No Man's Land!

                                   CJ
                         Man, y'all take this shit
                         seriously.

                                   ZERO
                         Berkley's HQ is across No Man's
                         Land. I'll drive the Bandit, you
                         fly the Goblin and help any way
                         you can! If I get the Bandit into
                         Berkley's base, he must leave San
                         Fierro for good! LET BATTLE
                         COMMENCE!

               ///MISSION\\\



The Triads (BOSS)



Photo Opportunity (MISSION)



               CJ is outside his garage. He is on the phone to Cesar.

                                   CESAR
                         CJ.

                                   CJ
                         You got it.

                                   CESAR
                         Hey, my cousin just called me. He
                         gave me a tip about a Balla car
                         going San Fierro to score yay.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Cesar drive into a gas station.

                                   CJ
                         That was some heavy shit!

                                   CESAR
                         We better split up and get outta
                         here. I'll meet you back at the
                         garage!

                                   CJ
                         Coolio. We got what we came for
                         anyway.



The Triads (BOSS)



Jizzy (MISSION)



               Cesar, Woozie and Suzie are in CJ's garage. CJ enters.

                                   WOOZIE
                         That's crazy, man. What are we
                         looking at exactly?

                                   CJ
                         Hey man, you get them flicks
                         developed? W'sup, Woozie!

                                   WOOZIE
                         Hey Carl. I was just explaining to
                         your... brother in law that we
                         were friends.

                                   CJ
                         Oh yeah? Well look, Woozie, I need
                         to get some info from you, man.

                                   WOOZIE
                         What exactly do you boys want to
                         know?

                                   CESAR
                         Who are these putas, holmes?

                                   WOOZIE
                             (to Suzie)
                         Why don't you go take a look?

               Suzie goes and has a look at the photos.

                                   SUZIE
                         These guys?

                                   CESAR
                         Yeah.

                                   SUZIE
                         They're the Loco Syndicate.
                         They're pretty big time, I think.
                         Don't have any dealings with them
                         - we don't touch blow.

               Suzie points to a photo.

                                   SUZIE
                         Now this guy runs things. I don't
                         know his name.

               Suzie points to another photo.

                                   SUZIE
                         This guy is T-Bone Mendez. He's
                         the muscle.

               Cesar points to a photo.

                                   CESAR
                         And who's that guy?

                                   SUZIE
                         That's Jizzy B. He's the biggest
                         pimp in town. He helps set up the
                         deals... You know, a concierge of
                         sorts.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, then he's my way in. How I
                         get to him?

                                   WOOZIE
                         Oh, Jizzy? Jizzy runs the Pleasure
                         Domes Club in that old fortress
                         under the Gant Bridge.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, good looking out, Woozie.

                                   WOOZIE
                         No problem. Don't be a stranger!



Jizzy (BOSS)



Jizzy (MISSION)



               Jizzy is in his club with two girls.

                                   JIZZY
                         See, baby, I got everything...
                         Mink sheets... Mink coats... Mink
                         curtains in the window. When I
                         walk down the stairs I'm walking
                         down on... Mink carpet.

               CJ enters.

                                   JIZZY
                         Now who's this trick? I don't need
                         no more friends, baby. All they
                         try to do is peel me from my hos.

                                   CJ
                         No, no, it ain't about them. It's
                         all about you, playa. I heard you
                         was the man with the hook up, and
                         you was the man I needed to see.
                         I'm offering my services.

                                   JIZZY
                         Say what?

                                   CJ
                         Yes, sir. See, I'm new in town.
                         Anything you want, I can do. For a
                         guy like me, to work with, to work
                         FOR, a guy like Jizzy B, well...

                                   JIZZY
                         Now that you mention it, I do have
                         a slight problem. Something a
                         little dumb muscle like yourself
                         might be able to fix. 'Cause you
                         see me, I'm an intellectual.
                         Bitches, y'all walk on down to the
                         bar and fix a pimp a drink. See I
                         only got two eyes, and on these
                         streets you got to have more than
                         that. You got to be like a fly on
                         shit, you know? A hundred eyes,
                         everywhere. Now some lunatic been
                         fucking with my bitches. Mother-
                         fucker killed two last week. I
                         want you... Go find out.

                                   CJ
                         No prob. I'm a playa partner now,
                         Jizzy.

               CJ is walking away from Jizzy's club. Jizzy goes after him.

                                   JIZZY
                         Wait up, Mr. C-to-the-J! See that
                         pretty young thang in my car? Drop
                         her off at the hotel Downtown. Use
                         my car-phone to gimme a ring-a-
                         ding when you're done. And watch
                         the rims, playa! Treat that baby
                         like the Pope Mobile!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Jizzy's ho gets out of the pimp-mobile Downtown. CJ stays in
               the car.

                                   HO
                         Later, ese.

                                   CJ
                             (on the car-phone)
                         Hey Jizzy, it's Carl, I just
                         dropped off your girl.

                                   JIZZY
                         Church! Got a little errand for
                         you to run before you deal with
                         that problem I was just talking
                         about. Some young buck thinks he's
                         a playa, been trying to peel my
                         hos over in Hashbury. Now one of
                         my girls over there just eyeballed
                         the punk, I want you to get your
                         ass over there and ice that
                         pretender!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is in the pimp-mobile.

                                   CJ
                             (on the car-phone)
                         Hey, it's CJ. Just to let you know
                         you don't have to worry about no
                         competition in Hashbury.

                                   JIZZY
                         Worry? Did I say I was worried? No
                         I did not. Now to the real deal.
                         Some of my girls in the Foster
                         Valley been getting knuckled over.
                         I want you to get your ass up
                         there and nose around - find out
                         what's going on.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is in the pimp-mobile.

                                   CJ
                             (on the car-phone)
                         Mr. Jizzy, It's CJ.

                                   JIZZY
                         You is a bad luck charm, clucky!
                         That girl you dropped off Downtown
                         wants out of the game! Her sugar
                         daddy wants to take her off the
                         streets! Nobody turns my hos! Now
                         you get your ass back to the
                         hotel, and you make an example out
                         of all of 'em!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is parked near the hotel. The ho and a preacher get into a
               limousine that is parked in front of the hotel.

                                   PREACHER
                         The Lord sent me to save your
                         thread-bear soul, harlot! Get in
                         the car and remove your filthy
                         vestments, so I my better gaze
                         upon thine corruption! Driver, get
                         us out of here before the devil's
                         right hand snatches this po' girl
                         from salvation!

                                   DRIVER
                         Right away, your evangelical
                         holiness!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is in the pimp-mobile.

                                   CJ
                             (on the car-phone)
                         Everything's been taken care of,
                         Mr. Jizzy!

                                   JIZZY
                         Oh, CJ, you's a playa's right
                         hand, baby. Oh, and by the way -
                         that car's just come up over on an
                         APB. Dump it, keep it, whatever.
                         Just keep it away from me, my hos,
                         and my club!

                                   CJ
                         Oh, for sure, you got that, man.



Jizzy (BOSS)



T-Bone Mendez (MISSION)



               Jizzy and T-Bone are in Jizzy's club.

                                   JIZZY
                         Now just listen to me, OK? Now
                         it's very important that you
                         listen to me. I ain't no retard,
                         amigo. What you think? What, what,
                         what you and Mike think - I'm just
                         a pretty face to y'all? Is that
                         y'all game?

               CJ enters.

                                   JIZZY
                         Now this here is the dumb muscle
                         that I was talking about. Carl -
                         T-Bone, and in reverse.

                                   CJ
                         Whassup?

                                   T-BONE
                         Horale, ese.

                                   JIZZY
                         Don't mind him, we go way back.

                                   T-BONE
                         Hey holmes, don't be such a pinche
                         liability.

                                   JIZZY
                         Liability? Liability for what?
                         Now, there's 3 of us and I'm
                         getting 20%. What type of math is
                         that? That's fool's math, playa!
                         You and Mike. I'd sell my soul to
                         you guys, and that's what it's
                         going to come down to, huh?
                         Screwing me out of my 13%!

                                   T-BONE
                         You knew the deal. You agreed.
                         Besides, we could have said 5%,
                         and what would you...?

                                   JIZZY
                         And what what what?! Cat got your
                         tongue? You as bad at talking as
                         you is at mathematics?

                                   T-BONE
                         Hey, you want to make this shit
                         personal, ese?

               T-Bone's phone rings.

                                   T-BONE
                         Hello... Yeah... What? Man...
                         Damn! Hey, man, I gotta bounce.

                                   JIZZY
                         Oh no you don't! I invented that
                         trick, baby. Carl, come with me.
                         We gonna have to bust us a couple
                         of melons up in here.
                             (to T-Bone)
                         What do you mean the shipments
                         have been ambushed? We can't just
                         go out there T-Bone, it could be a
                         DEA trap!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Four men drive away from a van on motorbikes, carrying
               packages.

               (On screen) Chase down the bikers and collect all the
               packages.

               ///MISSION\\\



Jizzy (BOSS)



Mike Toreno (MISSION)



               Jizzy and T-Bone are in Jizzy's club.

                                   JIZZY
                         T-Bone! Pump your brakes, baby.
                         Take a chill pill, and just lay
                         back and let the red mist fall,
                         brother!

                                   T-BONE
                         Hey, holmes, open your eyes, dog.
                         Can't you see we're getting messed
                         with here, holmes?

               CJ enters.

                                   JIZZY
                         Hey, partner! T-Bone, look, it's
                         Carl! Now he's a real hero out
                         there. See? We still good.

                                   T-BONE
                         What, are you vatos stupid?
                         Someone's onto us. We need to go
                         back and rethink.

                                   CJ
                         I think they was just trying their
                         luck.

               T-Bone's phone rings.

                                   T-BONE
                         Mike? Mike! I been trying to
                         contact you. What? Oh man. Where
                         are you? OK, just keep talking!
                             (to CJ and Jizzy)
                         Hey, holmes, Mike's in trouble.
                         Let's bounce.

                                   CJ
                         What trouble? And who's Mike?

                                   T-BONE
                         Man, they've taken the yay
                         shipment, and the van and Mike's
                         still in the back!

                                   JIZZY
                         Well, what we going to do? How the
                         fuck we gonna know where he is?

                                   T-BONE
                         He's got his phone, he's gonna
                         talk to us until his battery runs
                         out. Come on, we gotta bounce!

                                   JIZZY
                         A'ight, let's jet!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and T-Bone are walking towards the van.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, man, c'mon, hurry up.

               T-Bone opens the van's back door.

                                   T-BONE
                         Apurate, apurate!

                                   TORENO
                         About time, T-Bone... Who the fuck
                         is this?

                                   T-BONE
                         Hey, that's one of Jizzy's clowns,
                         relax, güero.

                                   TORENO
                         You hear that?
                             (police sirens)
                         We gotta torch this van with the
                         coke in it.

                                   T-BONE
                         Hey, Charlie, güero, we ain't
                         torching nada!

                                   TORENO
                         This is a set back, but doing
                         twenty to life is a little more
                         than that, comprende amigo?

                                   CJ
                         Hey he's right, man, let's do it
                         and get the hell out of here.

                                   T-BONE
                         Hey, who the fuck asked you,
                         payaso? This ain't a committee!

                                   TORENO
                         Exactly. I call the shots here.
                         Now shut up and let's go.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, T-Bone and Toreno pull up outside Jizzy's club.

                                   TORENO
                         OK, Carl Johnson, you did good
                         today.

                                   T-BONE
                         Man, now shake the spot, we got
                         shit to talk about.



The Triads (BOSS)



Outrider (MISSION)



               CJ is outside his garage. His phone rings.

                                   JIZZY
                         Partner.

                                   CJ
                         Jizzy. What's going on?

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is outside of a gas station.

                                   CJ
                         Man, where the hell everybody
                         anyway?

               CJ gets into a car. T-Bone is hiding on the back seat, he
               comes up behind CJ and holds a gun to CJ's head whilst getting
               him in a headlock.

                                   T-BONE
                         Hey, you a pinche jura or what?

                                   CJ
                         What the hell?

                                   T-BONE
                         You think you can mess with me? I
                         will blow your head off, and rape
                         and kill your family, you snake.
                         You think you can fucking bullshit
                         me, and fuck me over? I know your
                         fucking game, ese.

                                   CJ
                         I don't know what you're talking
                         about, man! My throat!

                                   T-BONE
                         Who you working for?

                                   CJ
                         Nobody!

               T-Bone releases CJ's head.

                                   T-BONE
                         Turn around and look at me.

                                   CJ
                         Man, I'm just trying to make some
                         money, and keep my mouth shut. I
                         swear, man!

                                   T-BONE
                         I almost had you, man. I almost
                         fucking had you. Guacha! You gotta
                         be careful in this business, man,
                         you know that.

               Toreno comes up to the car.

                                   TORENO
                         Are you boys done playing around?

                                   T-BONE
                         Yeah, we're straight, vato.

                                   TORENO
                         Oh good, that's great. Now we
                         gotta go meet this shipment. We're
                         late as it is. Let's go!

                                   T-BONE
                         You heard what jefe said.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, Toreno and T-Bone pull up near a van.

                                   TORENO
                             (to CJ)
                         Get out and grab a bike. This
                         shipment has to get to the
                         factory. You make sure it does, we
                         make it worth your while. We're
                         watching you, kid.

                                   T-BONE
                         Si mon, ese. We're watching.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is in the factory yard with an ese.

                                   CJ
                         OK, we made it, but the cops gonna
                         be all over the spot real soon.
                         Get the van out of sight, I'm
                         gonna get out of here!



Frank Tenpenny (BOSS)



Snail Trail (MISSION)



               CJ enters his garage. Jethro is working under a car.

                                   JETHRO
                         Hey, CJ, whassup?

                                   CJ
                         Hey whassup, Jethro?

                                   JETHRO
                         Some cops are lookin' for you in
                         the office, man.

               Tenpenny and Pulaski are in the office.

                                   CJ
                         Tenpenny. Alright, man, I got it.

               CJ enters the office.

                                   CJ
                         Nice to see y'all kicking back.

                                   PULASKI
                         Hmmm? I wonder how your brother's
                         sleeping, curled up next to his
                         shower daddy while you live
                         comfortably on the outside?

                                   CJ
                         Man, what you all want this time?

                                   TENPENNY
                         Well, what we want is to get on
                         with our jobs in peace, without
                         some damn bleeding heart liberal
                         poking his nose into affairs he
                         won't even understand.

                                   CJ
                         The press onto y'all?

                                   PULASKI
                         What the hell would you know about
                         it, boy?

                                   TENPENNY
                         Woah, easy there, Eddie, let's not
                         get ahead of ourselves. Some young
                         journalist out there is trying to
                         get a name for himself.

                                   PULASKI
                         He doesn't know how the streets
                         work - that he's supposed to
                         report what he's supposed to
                         report.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Yeah, anyway, we need you to shut
                         him up for us.

                                   PULASKI
                         And that stoolie - shut him up
                         too!

                                   TENPENNY
                         Yeah, there's some reporter who's
                         digging up dirt on Pulaski, we
                         don't know who's talking, but we
                         know that the reporter's meeting
                         him today.

                                   PULASKI
                         Take care of him.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Oh - this is nice place... Carl.

               ///MISSION\\\



The Triads (BOSS)



Ice Cold Killa (MISSION)



               CJ runs into his garage and starts rummaging in the bonnet of
               a car.

                                   CJ
                         Damn, where'd I put it? Where the
                         hell did I put it? Shit!

               Cesar walks over.

                                   CESAR
                         Hey holmes, you OK?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah. Woozie left a message, say I
                         gotta go get Jizzy's phone after
                         he made the call. Then I can
                         ambush the meet and take down
                         those Balla pushers from Los
                         Santos.

                                   CESAR
                         Hey, homie, you want me to roll
                         with you?

                                   CJ
                         No, this is a one-man job. I gotta
                         stay real low key, I was thinking
                         about welding some shit together,
                         and making me a silencer!

                                   CESAR
                         You're fucking crazy, holmes! You
                         gotta get out of this ghetto
                         mentality!

                                   CJ
                         So what you thinking?

                                   CESAR
                         Let me show you. Check this out,
                         holmes.

               Cesar pulls a silenced pistol out of a bag.

                                   CESAR
                         Here, take mine.

                                   CJ
                         Where'd you get that?

                                   CESAR
                         Same place I buy my pants, holmes.
                         This is America!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is at the front of Jizzy's club, there are two bouncers
               guarding the doors}

                                   BOUNCER 1
                         Jizzy doesn't want to be
                         disturbed.

               (On screen) Use the Skylight to get into the club!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Jizzy is in his club with two hos and two men.

                                   JIZZY
                         Gimme some room. Gimme some room,
                         bitch! It's that time of the week
                         again - your provider is about to
                         make that special call. If I think
                         for a moment that one of you hos
                         is hustling me...

               Jizzy makes a cutthroat gesture.

                                   HO 1
                         You better make a bigger cut this
                         week Jiz. We're running low,
                         honey!

                                   JIZZY
                         Shut up bitch, I'm handling
                         business!

                                   HO 1
                         Don't you even raise your voice at
                         me, asshole!

                                   JIZZY
                         Now shut up, bitch!

               Jizzy pushes the ho onto one of the men.

                                   MAN 1
                         Your funky ass...

               Ho 1 murmurs and walks away. CJ enters.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Jizzy, I need to holler at
                         you.

                                   JIZZY
                         Well talk, then, friend. I mean,
                         that's all we ever do. A kind word
                         here, a wise saying there. Shit,
                         I'm a walking book of proverbs.

               CJ pulls out his silenced pistol and holds it in Jizzy's face.

                                   CJ
                         No, you fucked up.

                                   JIZZY
                         C... C'mon, man. Hey, I get it
                         wrong, you know? I'm imperfect -
                         you know, like... hey. Not a kind
                         man. Not a wise man, you know. Not
                         a smart man, but Dear Lord, I
                         tried!

                                   CJ
                         No. You fucked up when you trusted
                         me, playa.

                                   JIZZY
                         C'mon, baby... I... I... But...
                         But...

                                   CJ
                         You an ass-selling, yay pushing,
                         piece of shit trash.

                                   JIZZY
                         Oh, Lord! Whatchoo all waiting on,
                         huh? Somebody cap this nigga, man!

               (On screen) Jizzy's escaping. Hunt him down!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Jizzy and a man run out of Jizzy's club and get into a car.

               ///MISSION\\\



The Triads (BOSS)



Pier 69 (MISSION)



               CJ is on the street in front of a building. Cesar is on the
               roof of the building.

                                   CESAR
                         Hey, holmes, I'm up here. Go
                         around the back!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is on the roof with Cesar.

                                   CJ
                         Hey man.

                                   CESAR
                         Nice job getting that phone
                         message.

               Cesar passes CJ a sniper rifle.

                                   CESAR
                         So, what's up with Jizzy?

                                   CJ
                         Dead. So, what's the plan?

                                   CESAR
                         T-Bone's security got here real
                         early. They've got men on the
                         roofs watching over the pier.

               Cesar's phone rings.

                                   CESAR
                         Eh. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see
                         you. That was Woozie's boys,
                         they're in place. Look, down by
                         the side entrance.

                                   CJ
                         Shit, they headin' up to the roof!

                                   CESAR
                         Shit! Mira, we're gonna have to
                         take out T-Bone's men on the
                         rooftops before this whole gig
                         blows wide open!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Cesar are still on the roof of the building.

                                   CJ
                         Man, my busting was tight!

                                   CESAR
                         Here comes T-Bone...

                                   CJ
                         And here's that snake Ryder. Look
                         at that fool, hanging out with the
                         Ballas like they was life long
                         pals. Something ain't right.
                         Where's Toreno?

                                   CESAR
                         Chopper inbound!

                                   CJ
                         That's gotta be Toreno. Oh shit,
                         he'll see the bodies on the
                         rooftops!

                                   CESAR
                         Too late, man, he's tripping out!

                                   CJ
                         Smoke grenades! So much for a
                         surprise, c'mon, we gotta take
                         these fools right now!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Cesar are at the end of the pier, T-Bone is staggering
               along, bleeding.

                                   CESAR
                         Mendez, I see you, Rifa mother-
                         fucker!

               CJ and Cesar both shoot T-Bone and he falls over the edge of
               the pier and into the water. Ryder is trying to escape.

                                   CJ
                         Hey Ryder, sherm-head asshole,
                         where do you think you're going?

                                   RYDER
                         C... Can't stop me...

                                   CESAR
                         He's headed for those boats!

                                   CJ
                         Don't worry about it, I got this.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is in a boat. CJ's phone rings.

                                   CJ
                         'Sup Cesar.

                                   CESAR
                         You OK, holmes, we been watching
                         from the pier with binoculars!

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, I'm good, I think. Listen,
                         you better clear out. The cops
                         gonna be all over the spot in a
                         minute.

                                   CESAR
                         Sure thing, see you back at the
                         garage!



The Triads (BOSS)



Toreno's Last Flight (MISSION)



               CJ is outside his garage. His phone rings.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Carl, it's Woozie, I've got some
                         information for ya.

               ///MISSION\\\

               A helicopter takes off from the helipad where CJ is stood.

               ///MISSION\\\



Wu Zi Mu (BOSS)



Mountain Cloud Boys (MISSION)



               CJ enters Woozie's betting shop. Some punters are shouting at
               the TV screens. CJ walks up to the counter.

                                   EMPLOYEE
                         We're closed! Pokgai!

                                   CJ
                         Easy, man, I'm here to see Woozie.

                                   EMPLOYEE
                         Oh. Upstairs.

                                   CJ
                         Stupid ass mother-fucker...

               CJ is at the bottom of the stairs. Suzie steps in front of
               him.

                                   CJ
                         I'm Johnson. I'm here to see
                         Woozie, I work with him.

                                   SUZIE
                         Yes, right this way. You know of
                         the boss's curse?

                                   CJ
                         Curse? Nah.

                                   SUZIE
                         He's blind.

                                   CJ
                         Blind? But we was just racing cars
                         last week!

                                   SUZIE
                         Yes, I know. He is blessed with
                         unbelievable good fortune. And the
                         Triad that would do anything for
                         him. We call him our Lucky Mole.

                                   CJ
                         A'ight. I'll keep that in mind.

                                   SUZIE
                         Good.

               CJ enters Woozie's upstairs room. Two girls that were with
               Woozie leave.

                                   CJ
                         Woozie!

                                   WOOZIE
                         Hello, Carl.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, what's happening Woozie -
                         y'know, how you doin'?

                                   WOOZIE
                         Straight to the facts; I can't use
                         your help unless I'm open with you
                         about who I am and what I do. Let
                         me re-introduce myself... I am the
                         boss of the Mountain Cloud Boys.

                                   CJ
                         Nice to meet you.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Likewise. Why don't you sit down.
                         As Dai Dai Lo of the Triad, it is
                         my responsibility to see that
                         disputes are settled without...
                         damaging important business.

                                   CJ
                         Where I come in at?

                                   WOOZIE
                         We shall see. I'm about to drop in
                         on a local Triad that failed to
                         show face at the last Tong
                         meeting. Come with me, and you'll
                         see how we Triads settle things
                         without recourse to... unnecessary
                         violence.

                                   CJ
                         A'ight, I'll ride with you.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Woozie are walking down an alleyway towards a gate.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Ah, we're here! This way! Strange,
                         this gate is usually locked. Stick
                         close!

               There are dead people laying around. Some cars are on fire.

                                   CJ
                         Oh man, Woozie...

                                   WOOZIE
                         What's got you spooked?

               Woozie stumbles into a dying man.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Oh, oh sorry, didn't see you lying
                         down there.

                                   CJ
                         He's dead. They all are.

                                   WOOZIE
                         The Blood Feathers, wiped out?

               A man opens a garage door which he is behind.

                                   MAN
                         Dai Dai Lo! Forgive me, I was too
                         scared to fight, so I hid.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Enough! What happened here?

                                   MAN
                         Vietnamese surprised us, cut us
                         all down. Shit, here they come
                         again!

               Four Vietnamese men pull up in a car.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Woozie get in a car. More Vietnamese men turn up.

                                   CJ
                         We got more company!

               ///MISSION\\\



Wu Zi Mu (BOSS)



Ran Fa Li (MISSION)



               Woozie, Farlie and Guppy are upstairs in Woozie's betting
               shop. CJ enters.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Woozie, my man, what's going
                         down?

                                   WOOZIE
                         Hey CJ. Let me introduce you to
                         Shuk Foo Ran Fa Li. he heads the
                         Red Gecko Tong on the West Coast.

                                   CJ
                         How you doin'?

                                   FARLIE
                             (grunts)

                                   WOOZIE
                         Ah Ah Kung has sent word from
                         Kowloon; a Vietnamese crime
                         family, the Da Nang Boys, are
                         preparing to move to the United
                         States. This may explain the
                         cowardly attack on the Blood
                         Feather Triad.

                                   FARLIE
                             (grunts)

                                   WOOZIE
                         There may be some trouble ahead.

                                   FARLIE
                             (grunts)

                                   GUPPY
                         The Shuk Foo would like a package
                         retrieved. A courier has left it
                         in a drop at the airport. It is
                         most important to the matter at
                         hand.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, I can do that.

                                   FARLIE
                             (grunts)

                                   GUPPY
                             (to Woozie)
                         He is Triad? A Mountain Boy?

                                   WOOZIE
                         No - a personal friend of mine.
                         And less likely to draw the
                         attention of the Da Nang Boys.

                                   FARLIE
                             (grunts questioningly)

                                   GUPPY
                         OK.

                                   CJ
                         Thanks for your support.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is in a car in the airport car park.

               (On screen) It's an ambush, the Da Nang Boys are covering the
               exits!

               ///MISSION\\\



Wu Zi Mu (BOSS)



Lure (MISSION)



               Woozie, Farlie and Guppy are upstairs in Woozie's betting
               shop.

                                   WOOZIE
                         As honoured as I am to share my
                         home with you,

               CJ enters.

                                   WOOZIE
                         we should lure these lizards out
                         into the baking sun!

                                   GUPPY
                         We were followed here. The Da Nang
                         Boys are watching this apartment.
                         As soon we leave, they will
                         attempt an assassination.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, what's the big deal? Why
                         don't you cruise on out of here,
                         lead them to a place quiet and cap
                         their flat asses - no offence.

                                   WOOZIE
                         None taken.

                                   GUPPY
                         We
                             (including Farlie)
                         find you funny.

                                   CJ
                         Look, as long as they think Mr.
                         Farlie here is in the back,
                         they'll follow me wherever. After
                         a while, you can come out safely -
                         simple.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Heh-heh. Amazing.

                                   GUPPY
                         Your success will be rewarded, Mr.
                         Johnson.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Two motorbikes pull up alongside CJ, who is in a car.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is still in the car and is now outside a gas station in the
               countryside. His phone rings.

                                   CJ
                         Hey!

                                   GUPPY
                         Mr. Johnson, it's Guppy, are you
                         OK?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, it's nothing, they took the
                         bait like morons! Mr. Ran Fa Li
                         get out alright?

                                   GUPPY
                         Yes, Woozie has taken him to
                         safety, thank you.

                                   CJ
                         Cool. I'll see you later, man.

               A biker pulls up alongside CJ.

                                   BIKER
                         It's decoy, back to Chinatown!



Wu Zi Mu (BOSS)



Amphibious Assault (MISSION)



               CJ and Woozie are upstairs in Woozie's betting shop.

                                   CJ
                         Hold on. You tryin' to tell me you
                         can't swim?

                                   WOOZIE
                         Seriously, when I'm in the deep
                         water, it panics me, plus, I'm
                         terrified of eels, and squid, and
                         seaweed, and...

                                   CJ
                         OK dude, see - I know you just
                         trying to make excuses now!

                                   WOOZIE
                         Look, CJ, I need someone from
                         outside the Triad who I can trust.

                                   CJ
                         A'ight, so let me get this
                         straight. You want me to swim
                         around in dirty dock water,
                         dodging little brown jelly beans
                         and Vietnamese gangsters, to put a
                         bug on a boat in the harbour?

                                   WOOZIE
                         You're so negative!

                                   CJ
                         Listen, man - when I was a kid,
                         swimming off the Santa Maria, I
                         once got a condom stuck to my
                         face.

                                   WOOZIE
                             (laughs)

                                   CJ
                         Horror like that stays with you
                         for life, believe that.

                                   WOOZIE
                             (laughs)
                         I have a confession to make...
                         I... I'm blind.

                                   CJ
                         No shit!

                                   WOOZIE
                         Yes, although I've trained my
                         other senses to a point where you
                         wouldn't notice my handicap, in
                         the water they'd be quite useless.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, Woozie, relax. Don't beat
                         yourself up about it. Look, I'll
                         do it. Uh, one last thing. you do
                         know that I'm black, right? And
                         not Chinese.

                                   WOOZIE
                         I'm blind, Carl, not stupid.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is at the docks.

               (On screen) The boat that you have to planet the bug on is
               anchored out at sea.

               (On screen) You will have to swim to it, however there are Da
               Nang Boys patrolling the route.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is in the water.

               (On screen) The route ahead is blocked but there is an
               underwater tunnel! You will have to dive and swim through it
               to proceed.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is still in the water.

               (On screen) The main route across the water is guarded by two
               patrol boats. If they spot you, dive underwater to lose their
               attention.

               (On screen) Don't swim on the surface of the water or you will
               be spotted.

               ///MISSION\\\



Wu Zi Mu (BOSS)



The Da Nang Thang (MISSION)



               CJ is just entering the upstairs of Woozie's betting shop.
               Woozie and Suzie are on their way out.

                                   CJ
                         Woozie, my man!

                                   WOOZIE
                         CJ, you caught me on my way out.

                                   CJ
                         Business?

                                   WOOZIE
                         This is the big one, this is the
                         one that is going to seal my place
                         in the Red Gecko Tong. But
                         something's come up, and I've got
                         to sort things out myself.

               Woozie's phone rings.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Excuse me. Little Lion, what's the
                         news? Damn. Why today of all days?
                         OK, shit. Take Guppy and go check
                         it out.

                                   CJ
                         Trouble?

                                   WOOZIE
                         The Da Nang Boys are arriving
                         today on a container ship. Little
                         Lion's gone to check it out - I
                         really gotta go too.

                                   CJ
                         Hey man, look. Don't even trip.
                         I'm gonna handle this for you,
                         alright?

                                   WOOZIE
                         Thanks, my friend. Your help and
                         friendship has been invaluable to
                         me.

                                   CJ
                         Thanks man. Where the other guys?

                                   WOOZIE
                         Oh, they're getting a helicopter
                         to do a couple of fly-bys of the
                         ship. Look - If everything goes
                         well, I'll call you in a week or
                         so and invite you to my new spot.

               Guppy is in a helicopter. CJ gets in.

                                   GUPPY
                         Hey CJ, what are you doing here?

                                   CJ
                         Just bumped into Woozie on his way
                         out. He filled me in. I thought
                         I'd roll with you.

                                   GUPPY
                         We ain't rollin', we're whirling!
                         Strap in and strap up!

               ///MISSION\\\

               The helicopter is falling towards the water.

                                   GUPPY
                         We're hit! We're going down! Brace
                         for impact!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is in the water near the ship. Two Da Nang Boys are on the
               ship.

                                   DA NANG BOY 1
                         Can you see any survivors?

                                   DA NANG BOY 2
                         No. Nobody's getting out of that
                         alive!

               CJ jumps onto the ship.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is at a lower deck in the ship. There are three Da Nang
               Boys and a container with refugees in it.

                                   DA NANG BOY 1
                             (at the container)
                         Keep it down, do you want to bring
                         the Snakehead down here?

                                   DA NANG BOY 2
                         Not long until we're drinking cola
                         in the free West, eh!
                             (to CJ)
                         Hey, who the fuck are you?

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ releases four refugees from the container.

                                   REFUGEE 1
                         Please, the Snakehead tricked us,
                         we are prisoners. Please help us
                         escape!

               The Snakehead is on screen.

                                   REFUGEE 1
                         The Snakehead is up on the
                         bridge...

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is on the bridge with the Snakehead. The Snakehead throws
               CJ a sword.

                                   Snakehead
                         Enough! We settle this here!

               ///MISSION\\\

               The four refugees are in two dinghies, CJ is also in one.

                                   REFUGEE 1
                         Thank you for everything!



The Triads (BOSS)



Yay Ka-Boom-Boom (MISSION)



               CJ is sat in his garage office. Cesar enters.

                                   CESAR
                         Carl! You're a fucking hero down
                         in LS, I just spoke to my cousin.

                                   CJ
                         Not wit' my people I ain't. Shit's
                         still fucked up. Man, I got homies
                         I used to run with that turn their
                         back on me, over this.
                             (drugs)

                                   CESAR
                         Yeah, well, what are you going to
                         do, huh?

                                   CJ
                         Fucking Ryder man! That was my
                         homie. And I've killed him!

                                   CESAR
                         Fucking midget deserved it, eh.
                         Little asshole tried to bang your
                         sister, you know that?

                                   CJ
                         ...No... For real...? Shit. Maybe
                         you're right, then, man. But...

                                   CESAR
                         Cheer the fuck up. You're going
                         soft on me, man. You did something
                         good, eh?

               Woozie and Suzie enter.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Yes you did. But this isn't over
                         yet.

                                   CJ
                         What you mean?

                                   WOOZIE
                         Well, your former friends have a
                         factory. And the way I see it, if
                         you take that out you will have
                         put them out of business for good.

               CJ is outside his garage. His phone rings.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah?

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is inside a garage. A mechanic is under a car.

                                   CJ
                         Hey man, is it ready?

                                   MECHANIC
                         She's all set. Get in.

               The mechanic comes out from under the car.

                                   MECHANIC
                         She's packing enough to take out
                         that crack lab. I've wired in a
                         delay timer, to give you time to
                         get out.

                                   CJ
                         Cool. Good lookin'.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is outside the grounds of the crack lab. Three men are
               inside the grounds. They are separated by a security gate and
               a giant wall.

                                   MAN 1
                         It's a hit!

                                   MAN 2
                         Blast the moron, open the gate!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Three men are running towards CJ.

               (On screen) Get out of the warehouse before the timer runs
               out.

               ///MISSION\\\

               The rigged car blows up inside the crack lab.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ jumps out of the crack building grounds in a car.

               ///MISSION\\\



Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)



Zeroing In (MISSION)



               CJ, Cesar, Jethro and Dwaine are playing cards in CJ's garage.
               Zero is at the back of the garage.

                                   CESAR
                         Read 'em and weep, cabron.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, shit!

               Kendl enters.

                                   KENDL
                         So this is it, huh, the great new
                         business venture that's supposed
                         to save all of our worthless
                         lives?

                                   CJ
                         Wanna get in?

                                   KENDL
                         Look, I thought this was supposed
                         to be our foot on the ladder. I
                         thought we were going to make this
                         place work?

                                   CJ
                         Hey, it might look like we're
                         playing cards, but we actually
                         planning.

                                   CESAR
                         Don't worry sweet baby, we're
                         about to go get our first project!

                                   ZERO
                         At last, it works!

                                   KENDL
                         What works?

                                   ZERO
                         Oh, just a simple bit of
                         electronic wizardry and
                         intellectual bombast that hacks
                         into the state of the art
                         satellite immobilization
                         technology on board our target
                         vehicle! Ahhh, me...

                                   CJ
                         I don't know what he just said,
                         but it's on!

                                   ZERO
                         Yes, it's on! Wait... what's on?

               CJ and Zero are outside CJ's garage. CJ is in a car.

                                   ZERO
                         Here, this gadget is set up to
                         pick up on cell phone signals.
                         Each time she makes a call it will
                         give you the new location. You'll
                         have to stay close if you're going
                         to get an updated position though.

               A woman is getting into a car.

                                   ZERO
                         OK?

                                   CJ
                         For sure. Good Lookin' Z.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) You can now modify street racing cars at this mod
               shop in Ocean Flats. The cars you steal for the garage
               business can be found in Wang Cars' showroom.



Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)



Test Drive (MISSION)



               Jethro, Dwaine and Cesar are in CJ's garage. CJ enters.

                                   CESAR
                         Hey Carl, there's two cars on the
                         list, ese, and they're in the
                         showroom across town, let's go get
                         'em!

                                   CJ
                         I've always admired your direct
                         approach, hombre.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Cesar are outside the car showroom.

                                   CESAR
                         Here we go, holmes. The cars are
                         on the second floor.

                                   CJ
                         What? How we gonna get 'em down?

               CJ and Cesar are on the second floor of the car showroom.

                                   SALESMAN
                         Can I help you two, eerr,
                         gentlemen?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, you can help us by going to
                         help some other mother-fucker.

               CJ and Cesar take a car each.

                                   SALESMAN
                         Y- yeah, that sounds like a good
                         idea!

               The salesman runs downstairs.

                                   CESAR
                         Alright, CJ, it's time to roll!
                         It's follow the leader, you better
                         keep up!

               Cesar drives the car through the second floor window and onto
               the road.

                                   CJ
                         Aw, you a maniac, ese!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Cesar park the cars in CJ's garage.



Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)



Customs Fast Track (MISSION)



               Cesar is sat in a car in CJ's garage. CJ has got the hood up
               checking something out.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah I got it, it's in the
                         manifold.

                                   CESAR
                         Shit, I just changed that seal!
                         Must have got a crimp in it, damn!

               Kendl comes along.

                                   KENDL
                         Hey Ces, your boy is here. He
                         ain't my boy.

               Cesar goes to check out who it is.

                                   KENDL
                             (to CJ)
                         Hey, we're almost living a normal
                         life, huh. This is far from Grove
                         Street, right?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, I know, but I just can't get
                         it out of the back of my mind.
                         Moms, Sweet, Smoke - I just can't
                         let that go.

                                   KENDL
                         I know. So what we going to do
                         about Sweet?

                                   CJ
                         It's a shitty situation but I've
                         got to let it play out a little
                         longer, OK?

                                   KENDL
                         OK, but be careful. We ain't
                         trying to lose you again.

                                   CJ
                         That's right, sis - good looking
                         out.

               Cesar finishes talking to the man and comes over to Carl.

                                   CESAR
                         Hey, Carl, I gotta rap to you,
                         holmes. I know a guy who knows a
                         guy who handles freight containers
                         down on the docks. He saw one of
                         the containers was loading up cars
                         and one was a match for a car on a
                         customer's wish list. So, he
                         marked the container with a spray
                         can, but it might be too late, the
                         ship's loading and it moves out
                         tomorrow.

                                   CJ
                         OK, let's go peep it out - see
                         what we can see.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is in a crane. Cesar is on the ground.

                                   CJ
                         Cesar! None of these
                             (containers)
                         is marked with spray paint!

                                   CESAR
                         We'll just have to try one at a
                         time, eh!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Cesar is next to an open container. CJ is still in the crane.

                                   CESAR
                         Not this one, CJ!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Cesar in next to another open container. CJ is still in the
               crane.

                                   CESAR
                         No luck, CJ, try another!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Cesar drives out of a container in a car. CJ is still in the
               crane.

                                   CESAR
                         OK, CJ, this is the one, good
                         work, holmes!

               A car comes round the corner with three men in it.

                                   MAN 1
                         Hey! What the fuck do you think
                         you're doing?

               ///MISSION\\\

               Two men come running along to CJ and Cesar.

                                   MAN 1
                         Stay right there, you thieving
                         bastard!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Cesar drive into CJ's garage with the stolen car.

                                   CESAR
                         Hey, holmes, that was fun, we
                         should do that again!

               (On screen) Car exports and imports have been unlocked. Check
               the wanted board at the Easter Basin Docks for vehicles wanted
               for exporting.

               (On screen) Deliver wanted vehicles to the ship. Vehicles are
               also imported on certain days.



Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)



Puncture Wounds (MISSION)



               Jethro and Dwaine are in CJ's garage. CJ is in his garage
               office. Cesar pulls into the garage in his car.

                                   CJ
                             Hey man, where you been?

                                   CESAR
                             I tracked one of the cars on
                             our shopping list, but the
                             crazy bitch, she drives like
                             the devil! I've been following
                             her for hours, but she stops
                             for nothing! You'd have to ram
                             her off the road in order to
                             get a chance to get her car
                             and you know a wrecked car is
                             no good to us! I swear she is
                             playing with me!

                                   CJ
                             Dude, calm down! If she's
                             playing with you, then she
                             probably won't get one-time
                             involved until it turns ugly.
                             We gotta find a way to stop
                             her, or slow her down.

                                   CESAR
                             Too bad we can't involve the
                             police, 'cuz then they could
                             pop her crazy bitch tyres and
                             bang her crazy bitch ass in
                             jail for being a danger to my
                             sanity!

                                   CJ
                             You know what, I think I've
                             got an idea...

               ///MISSION\\\



Desert Missions (AREA)



Mike Toreno (BOSS)



Monster (MISSION)



               CJ is outside Toreno's house. Toreno is nowhere to be seen.

                                   TORENO
                             (disguised voice)
                         Carl, darling, welcome.

                                   CJ
                         Some fucking welcome, man. What
                         you know about my family.

                                   TORENO
                         Now first we need to see what
                         you're made of.

                                   CJ
                         What do I look like I'm made of?
                         Pudding?

                                   TORENO
                         No - anger, and hate. And that's
                         what I like about you. There's a
                         truck in the garage. Whadd'ya say
                         we take it for a spin.

               CJ and a man are stood next to a monster truck.

                                   MAN
                         Here's the deal, this is all about
                         speed and commitment. you got a
                         GPS in the cab. Get to each set of
                         map coordinates as quick as you
                         can. Make it to all the
                         coordinates then get the truck
                         back here. Lose the truck and you
                         fail.

                                   CJ
                         First, what's a GPS? Second, fail
                         what? And third, who the fuck are
                         you?

                                   MAN
                         Sorry, need-to-know basis only!
                         Oh, one more thing, this baby's
                         got four-wheel steering instead of
                         a handbrake. Good luck! You need
                         to get a time better than 6:30.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) 5:12
                             (in this case)
               - Let's see how your time compares...

               There is a table on screen with a heading of Monster. Under
               that are the columns RANK, NAME and TIME. CJ's position is;
               RANK: 3. NAME: CJ. TIME: 5:12.
                             (in this case)

                                   MAN
                             (from earlier)
                         Not bad at all, I'm semi-hard. The
                         boss will be in touch.



Mike Toreno (BOSS)



Highjack (MISSION)



               CJ is walking towards Toreno's house. Toreno taps CJ on the
               shoulder.

                                   TORENO
                         Hey, Carl.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, what the fuck, man! Hey,
                         Toreno, I told you my bad, man.
                         What the hell can I say? I screwed
                         you over.

                                   TORENO
                         Calm down, kid.

                                   CJ
                         Just go ahead and kill me then.

                                   TORENO
                         Calm down!

                                   CJ
                         Man, you ain't nothin' but a
                         fucking yayo dealer anyway,
                         Toreno.

                                   TORENO
                         Shut up and sit down! What, you
                         think I'm a drug dealer? You think
                         you're a crusader for good? Do you
                         have any idea what's going on? Any
                         idea whatsoever? Do you? DO YOU?

                                   CJ
                         No. I pay as little attention to
                         things as possible.

                                   TORENO
                         Do not be a fucking smart-ass with
                         me. I work for a government
                         agency. It is not important which
                         one. I will try not to confuse
                         you. Yes, when we last met, I was
                         involved in battling threats in
                         Latin America, BY ANY MEANS
                         NECCESSARY. That does not make me
                         a drug dealer. Now, the money that
                         we raised, the friends that we won
                         over, have helped us immeasurably
                         in our overseas interests.

                                   CJ
                         Government agency?

                                   TORENO
                         Kids like you. You expect heroes.
                         We're fighting a war out there.
                         I'll be a hero and I'll lose, and
                         what'll we have? Communism in
                         Ohio. People sharing. Nobody
                         buying stuff. That kind of
                         bullshit. So relax, and listen.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, alright, I'm listening.

                                   TORENO
                         I know what kind of a guy you are.
                         I need a guy like you. To do
                         things I can't get caught doing.

                                   CJ
                         Like what?

                                   TORENO
                         I need you to commandeer a
                         trucker. A rival agency, with a
                         confused social agenda. They got
                         things that we need. Now this is a
                         two-man job. You'll need a friend.
                         Use your sister's boyfriend, but
                         don't tell him a thing. Remember.
                         I'll be watching you.

               Toreno leaves. CUT TO Cesar running towards Toreno's house
               with CJ waiting.

                                   CESAR
                         I got here as fast as I could, CJ.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, you sure did. How you know I
                         needed help?

                                   CESAR
                         Man, you losing it, holmes. You
                         phoned me a half an hour ago, man!

                                   CJ
                         I did? I mean, oh yeah, I did.
                         Sorry man, I got a whole lot on my
                         mind.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ ushers the stolen truck into his garage.



Mike Toreno (BOSS)



Interdiction (MISSION)



               Toreno is in his house on a radio.

                                   TORENO
                         Roger that, Big Monkey, I got a
                         13-6 fat vulture. Need to acquire
                         a drowning baby. Over.

               CJ enters.

                                   TORENO
                         In 15 by the fat moon. Break your
                         heart. Over and out.
                             (to CJ)
                         Carl. I need you to do me a
                         favour...

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, I'll do you a proper injury,
                         man. What you knowin' about my
                         brother?

                                   TORENO
                         Relax. He's in prison up state, D
                         Wing. Cell 13. To the left I got a
                         child killer, who wants to rip his
                         throat out. To the right of him I
                         got a white supremacist, who wants
                         to eat his heart, to be precise.
                         Now don't worry. Tenpenny and
                         Pulaski are really relatively
                         benign. Unless of course you're a
                         family member of Officer
                         Pendelbury whom they shot when he
                         threatened to expose them. But you
                         do know all about that, right?

                                   CJ
                         Damn. Hey, man, how you know all
                         this stuff, man, and why don't you
                         stop it?

                                   TORENO
                         You just don't understand, do you,
                         kid. It's all white knights and
                         heroes. We have to make decisions,
                         kid. You know, I try to set bad
                         people on other bad people. And
                         sometimes, I let good guys die.
                         He's your brother, but to me, he's
                         just collateral. It's a very
                         delicate decision. Over here, you
                         got all the scumbags inside the
                         country, and over here, you got
                         all the scumbags outside the
                         country. And me and my colleagues.
                         We're the fucking pivot. Keep the
                         government in work. Which reminds
                         me... I need you to head over HERE
                         in the buggy outside.

               Toreno points to a map.

                                   TORENO
                         OK, OK, let off a flare. We got
                         some precious cargo needs
                         collecting.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, hold up. What about my
                         brother? And all that shit you was
                         talking about?

                                   TORENO
                         Don't worry, Sweet's just fine. He
                         gets touched, a prison guard goes
                         home and finds that his wife and
                         kids have been murdered.
                         Everything's under control. We'll
                         talk later. Now, come on, get
                         outta here.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is outside a house in the desert.

                                   TORENO
                             (through a speaker)
                         Jesus, what took you?

                                   CJ
                         Toreno! Where you at?!

                                   TORENO
                         Miles away. No time for niceties,
                         kid. Choose a vehicle, grab the
                         equipment I've provided, get to
                         that drop zone, and wait for that
                         package.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ lights a flare at the drop zone.

                                   TORENO
                             (through a speaker)
                         That's our cargo arriving now!

                                   CJ
                         Jesus! Will you stop doing that?

               A helicopter is flying towards the drop zone.

                                   TORENO
                         Hold up. Shit, pilot says he's got
                         trouble, two agency choppers
                         coming in on an intercept. Can you
                         see them?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah.

                                   TORENO
                         Shoot 'em down. Protect the cargo
                         at all costs!

               ///MISSION\\\

               The helicopter drops the cargo.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is outside a hut.

                                   TORENO
                             (through a speaker)
                         OK, get the package back to Las
                         Brujas.

                                   CJ
                         Where are you? You givin' me the
                         heebie jeebies, man!

                                   TORENO
                         Carl, I will ALWAYS be watching...
                         or listening... or both.

               ///MISSION\\\



Mike Toreno (BOSS)



Verdant Meadows (MISSION)



               Toreno is sat in his house reading a book. CJ enters.

                                   TORENO
                         It's amazing!

                                   CJ
                         What's up now, Toreno?

                                   TORENO
                         This history. It's all lies. It
                         says Hitler killed himself and
                         that we nuked Japan. And people
                         believe this shit. Jesus. Well, if
                         it makes them sleep better at
                         night, I guess.

                                   CJ
                         Hey man, what did you want? Is you
                         gonna free my brother?

                                   TORENO
                         No. Not now. And here's a little
                         newsflash - I said that to get you
                         to do something for me.

                                   CJ
                         Man, you real fucked up.

                                   TORENO
                         But the shocker is, we are gonna
                         look after him. Because I need him
                         alive as much as you do.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, thanks.

                                   TORENO
                         You know, after what you've done
                         for me, it's like you're a pro
                         now. I got double agents in Panama
                         who want to put a price on your
                         head. A Russian spy - a little,
                         fat, Boris looking guy - he's
                         asking for clearance to
                         interrogate you, Russian style.
                         Callipers on the genitals. Feels
                         good, you'd like it.

                                   CJ
                         That ain't nothing cool, man! Just
                         leave me alone. You're bad news!

                                   TORENO
                         Don't worry about it. The Russians
                         got bigger things to worry about
                         than your genitals, believe me.
                         The whole country went to shit. We
                         tried hard to put a lid on it, but
                         that idiot Gorbachev, with the
                         little strawberry on his forehead,
                         he gave away the crown jewels.
                         Still, they got their, you know,
                         boy in the White House. That was
                         nice...

                                   CJ
                         So? What you want me to do?

                                   TORENO
                         Listen, I need you to buy some
                         property, OK. Shouldn't cost that
                         much. You offer them a dollar. If
                         they give you a hard time, kill
                         them. I'm going to need you to
                         start doing some real wet work
                         here for me soon, OK? Enough of
                         this little girl bullshit. Now get
                         out of here.



               Between missions.



               CJ is at the airfield. His phone rings.

                                   TORENO
                         Hey, Carl! So what do you think of
                         our new base of operations?

                                   CJ
                         It's missing something. Maybe a
                         tennis court and a pool would help
                         motivate me better.

                                   TORENO
                         Very nice, Carl, very cute. Now
                         listen, you're going to have to
                         learn how to fly.

                                   CJ
                         No I ain't.

                                   TORENO
                         Yes, actually, you are. I've set
                         out a series of tests for you. You
                         can access them on that TV. You're
                         going to have to prove to me you
                         can fly if you're going to
                         continue working towards your
                         brother's freedom.

                                   CJ
                         Shit. Whatever, man...

                                   TORENO
                         Very nice.



Mike Toreno (BOSS)



Learning To Fly (MISSION)



               No cut-scenes.



Mike Toreno (BOSS)



N.O.E. (MISSION)



               CJ is at the airfield. Toreno sneaks up behind CJ and grabs
               him.

                                   TORENO
                         Got you again, Carl. You're half
                         asleep. I could have killed you in
                         9 different ways. Wake up and
                         smell the coffee.

                                   CJ
                         You need to lay off the coffee.

                                   TORENO
                         We got a problem. I got some guys
                         out in the field need some
                         equipment. If they don't get it,
                         they'll be dead by nightfall.

                                   CJ
                         Then take it to them.

                                   TORENO
                         Me take it to them?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, why not?

                                   TORENO
                         I got five guys watching me all
                         the time. Two in that hill. One
                         over there and two by satellite.
                         If I go my guys and I will be
                         dead. I don't have a death wish.
                         I'm a man of peace, son.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, clearly.

                                   TORENO
                         Take the plane. You're not ready
                         yet so stay low under the radar.
                         Questions?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, just one thing...

                                   TORENO
                         Get to it.

                                   CJ
                         Wait. Hey. Listen! Listen to me
                         for once. Why won't these guys
                         come after me?

                                   TORENO
                         Oh, they can't because they're all
                         posted on me. One DEA. One FBI. A
                         Russian, a Cuban double agent and
                         my paymasters. Cheques and
                         balances. Nobody is watching
                         anybody watching nobody. You know
                         what I mean? Go.

                                   CJ
                         Whatever, man.

               ///MISSION\\\



Mike Toreno (BOSS)



Stowaway (MISSION)



               CJ is at the airfield. Three cars and a plane come onto the
               airstrip.

                                   CJ
                         Ah, what's Toreno up to? I'm
                         feeling a little exposed here!

               CJ hides behind some crates. The agents are patrolling the
               airstrip. Toreno sneaks up behind CJ, also hiding behind the
               crates.

                                   TORENO
                         What's your take on this?

                                   CJ
                             (startled at the sudden
                              appearance of Toreno)
                         Damn!
                             (normal)
                         I thought they was your people.

                                   TORENO
                         Listen, Carl. We've got a problem.
                         Some traitors from another
                         department think they can help the
                         'overseas situation' by financing
                         militaristic dictators in exchange
                         for arms contacts.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, ain't that exactly what you
                         do?

                                   TORENO
                         Well, kind of, but we get to pick
                         our dictators. Degenerates that we
                         can control. We try to stay the
                         hell away from these guys with
                         principles, because that just -
                         muddies the waters.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, OK.

                                   TORENO
                         OK, so, of course these idiots
                         have stolen a consignment of land
                         mines and they plan to offload
                         them in the Middle East, and
                         cause a little ruckus...
                             (rambling)
                         And everybody goes crazy and has a
                         lot of problems...
                             (normal)
                         Carl, do you like maiming people?
                         Just curious...

                                   CJ
                         Maiming? Some people, shit...

                                   TORENO
                         Anyway, the point is - you and me,
                         Carl, we're the same. Now yeah,
                         it's a dirty job, but somebody's
                         got to do it. But if you screw
                         this up, it cause a tinder box
                         situation all over Latin America
                         and the Middle East. Now look, I
                         spoke to the big man. You've got
                         clearance to eliminate these
                         fuckers. How's that?

                                   CJ
                         Huh, man, kill Government agents?

                                   TORENO
                         Kill, schmill. Come on... don't
                         look at it that way, will you?
                         Think of it as pest control. It
                         works for me. All right, come on,
                         I can't stay here now. I'm too
                         hip, I gotta go. OK? I'm outta
                         here.

               (On screen) Toreno needs you to plant a bomb in the plane.
               Stealth is out of the question so you'll need to move fast.

               (On screen) Use this bike to get up the plane's ramp and plant
               the bomb inside.

               (On screen) Drive the bike up the plane's ramp before it takes
               off.

               ///MISSION\\\

               The plane takes off.

               (On screen) You're trapped on the plane.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ jumps off the plane as it explodes.



The Truth (BOSS)



Black Project (MISSION)



               CJ is at the airfield. The Truth is on top of an old piece of
               plane.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Hail fellow, well met. Amaste.
                         Peace. Carl, brother.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Truth, where you at?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Just checking that you were no
                         longer on 'government business'.
                         Where is he?

                                   CJ
                         How the fuck would I know, man?
                         He's like the devil. Hey, man, you
                         OK?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Everything is transient.

               The Truth jumps down from the old piece of plane.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Oof. Oh, man. Uh. I'm passing
                         through life, same as every man.

                                   CJ
                         OK.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Do you have any idea what you're
                         doing for Toreno?

                                   CJ
                         No. I seem to be on a need-to-know
                         basis.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Oh, no, man. Two lies don't cancel
                         each other out. You know that. We
                         pay them to lie to us. Is that
                         what our founding fathers wanted?
                         No more, friend. No more. We're
                         not alone.

                                   CJ
                         Get off me, man, what's going on?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Everything is going on! Don't you
                         get it? There's a place. Not even
                         on the map. A train is about to
                         leave. It can explain better than
                         I ever can. Boy, this is going to
                         blow your fucking mind! We got
                         work to do. You better drive. I'll
                         explain. Elegance does not even
                         touch it.

               CJ and The Truth are in the Mothership outside Area 69.

                                   CJ
                         Do we have a plan here?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Go, go, go!

               CJ gets out of the Mothership.

                                   CJ
                         HEY! Hold up, dude!

               The Truth drives away.

               (On screen) The Truth wants you to gain entry to the Area 69
               research lab and bring back to him the Black Project that is
               being developed inside.

               (On screen) The easiest way into the Area 69 bunker complex is
               through the blast doors. To open these go to the control
               tower.

               (On screen) There are searchlights sweeping the area. Observe
               their routine and plan your route around them. If you stay in
               a searchlight for too long or shoot more than 2 out you will
               be spotted. The blast doors will go on lockdown, and an
               alternative route inside will then have to be found.

               (On screen) There are also several military personnel
               patrolling the area. Use the thermal goggles that The Truth
               gave you to help you see them in the dark.

               (On screen) You can use stealth to avoid patrols or climb to
               the top of a control tower and use your sniper rifle to take
               them out.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) Make your way through Area 69 to the research lab
               which will give you access to the black project.

               (On screen) There are several military personnel on patrol
               throughout the installation.

               (On screen) The control room will allow you to deactivate some
               of area 69's exterior defences, which will aid your escape.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is wearing a jet pack.

               (On screen) You've found what The Truth wanted. You must
               escape by using the Jet pack to fly out of the launch bay
               directly above you.

               ///MISSION\\\

               The Truth is in the Mothership on top of a canyon. CJ is stood
               near the Mothership.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Carl, dude, man!

                                   CJ
                         Here you go, better stash it
                         someplace fast!

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Far out, have a nice trip, dude!

               The Truth drives away.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, wait a... Was it too much to
                         get a lift into town?



The Truth (BOSS)



Green Goo (MISSION)



               CJ is at the airfield.

                                   CJ
                         Damn. Where is this fool?

               The Truth enters on the jet pack narrowly missing CJ who had
               to get out of the way.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Woooah! Shit. Oh! Damn! Ow!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, man, look out!

                                   THE TRUTH
                         THE NEW AGE BEGINS HERE!

                                   CJ
                         Say what?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Not all fantastic things are lies,
                         Carl! Today, we'll know
                         EVERYTHING.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, I can hardly wait. I hear
                         knowledge is truly sacred in this
                         part of the world.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Man, I've tried, but I can't fly
                         for shit. You better do it. Land
                         on the train, kill the guards, get
                         in and steal the stuff.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, yeah. What stuff?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         I don't know yet!

                                   CJ
                         Oh. You don't know yet! I was
                         starting to think you was a
                         lunatic. What do you mean, you
                         don't know yet?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         You'll be stealing the answer!
                         Look, fly the jet pack. Land on
                         the train. And steal whatever they
                         least want us to get. Shhh.
                         Listen. They're coming. We better
                         go. Peace on earth, dude.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is walking towards The Truth at the airfield, carrying the
               green goo.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         You got it, man?

                                   CJ
                         I got something.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Let me see! Oooh... Everything is
                         different now.

                                   CJ
                         What is it?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Everything. They will call this
                         'year zero'. I'll be in touch!

                                   CJ
                         Wait! What is... Yeah, see you
                         around.



Las Venturas Missions (AREA)



The Triads (BOSS)



Fender Ketchup (MISSION)



               Woozie is in the casino talking on the phone. A worker is
               fixing a slot machine.

                                   WOOZIE
                             (on the phone)
                         Idiot! Do you realize how much
                         those machines cost? We're
                         supposed to be opening in -
                             (to the worker)
                         What the fuck was that?
                             (on the phone)
                         Hello? HELLO?
                             (to the worker}
                         What the fuck is wrong with you
                         people?

               Suzie and CJ enter.

                                   SUZIE
                         Boss, CJ's here.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Carl, glad you could make it.

                                   CJ
                         So this is what you've been doing.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Yeah, it's been a complete
                         nightmare. You want a stomach
                         ulcer, try opening a Triad casino
                         in a Mafia-run town!

                                   CJ
                         The mob trying to squeeze you?

                                   WOOZIE
                         Yeah - the corporations are moving
                         in and everybody's feeling the
                         squeeze. I've had slot machines
                         busted up, workmen being scared
                         off...

                                   CJ
                         So who's behind this?

                                   WOOZIE
                         Well, there are these three mob
                         families operating here, and each
                         of them has a stake in Caligula's
                         Casino and some whacked-out
                         lawyer's running it for them. It
                         could be any one of them, or all
                         of 'em.

                                   CJ
                         Can't you just give them a little
                         something?

                                   WOOZIE
                         No. In addition to the usual
                         authorities that need bribing,
                         each one would want a slice and
                         I'm not about to hand over all our
                         profits to some wiseguy Italians!

                                   CJ
                         Our profit?

                                   WOOZIE
                         That's right, you heard me. I want
                         to offer you a share in our
                         casino, in exchange for some help
                         setting it up. How does that
                         sound, partner?

                                   CJ
                         Sounds like we got a deal then!

               One of Woozie's assistants enter.

                                   ASSISTANT
                         Boss! The boys found some thugs
                         trying to smash one of the
                         deliveries. We caught one of them!

                                   WOOZIE
                             Get rid of him.

                                   CJ
                             (to Woozie's assistant)
                         Hey, wait - hold up, hold up, come
                         here. Whoever's behind this - we
                         need to let them know that they're
                         dealing with fully-fledged
                         psychos. Tie him to the front of
                         the car, let him sweat it out a
                         little and I'll be out there in a
                         little while.
                             (to Woozie)
                         See if we can make this guy
                         squeal.

                                   WOOZIE
                         That's my Carl!

               CJ enters the casino's garage. Johnny is tied to the front of
               a car.

                                   JOHNNY
                         Hey, hey, who the fuck - who are
                         you? Untie me, huh?

                                   CJ
                         You know what? I think we're gonna
                         take a little drive.

                                   JOHNNY
                         What are you, fucking stupid? I'm
                         not joking here - untie me,
                         mother-fucker.

               CJ gets in the car.

                                   CJ
                         No, I think I'm gonna leave you
                         right where you are.

               ///MISSION\\\



The Triads (BOSS)



Explosive Situation (MISSION)



               Woozie is in the casino playing golf. Suzie is holding the cup
               that Woozie is aiming for. Woozie misses the cup but Suzie
               moves the cup to where the golf ball is going. CJ is also in
               the casino.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Ha ha ha! The glorious sound of a
                         hole in one!

                                   SUZIE
                         Great shot, boss!

                                   WOOZIE
                         Thanks.

                                   CJ
                         Not bad, Woozie.

                                   WOOZIE
                         So the Sindacco Family was behind
                         the attempts to sabotage our
                         venture. I wonder why it's only
                         them and not the others?

                                   CJ
                         Probably ain't just them. Rule of
                         the streets; don't snitch. What we
                         need... is to hit the Mafia
                         casino. Yeah, go jack the place.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Hey, hitting a casino isn't like
                         gangbanging - it's a whole
                         different league!

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, you're right, it'll take
                         some planning, but I'm down. Shit,
                         I always wanted to pull a heist.

               CJ takes a shot with the golf club. The ball is heading
               towards the cup but Suzie rolls the cup out of the way.

                                   CJ
                         What the -?

                                   WOOZIE
                         Bad luck. Listen, you're gonna
                         need a crew and some special
                         equipment.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, it'll take some explosives.
                         Always got to blow up shit to pull
                         a heist.

                                   WOOZIE
                         You know what? There's an open
                         cast mine South West of the city
                         limits. They must have explosives.

                                   CJ
                         I'll go peep it out.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) Enter the Quarry and steal the dynamite.

               (On screen) The dynamite is rigged to blow!

               (On screen) Get it before the workers destroy it.

               (On screen) You'll need something heavy to smash those crates.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) Security is blocking the exit.

               (On screen) Use the dirt bike and find another way out!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ hands over the dynamite to one of Woozie's assistants.

                                   CJ
                         Delivery for Woozie. Hey, you be
                         careful with that...



Heist Missions (BOSS)



Architectural Espionage (MISSION)



               Woozie is in a room in the casino. CJ enters.

                                   CJ
                         Woozie?

                                   WOOZIE
                         Oh, Carl.

                                   CJ
                         You could at least turn the lights
                         on.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Oh, I thought I had. This window
                         here must let some light in.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, this is perfect right here.
                         This is where we're going to plan
                         the heist at.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Anyone else coming?

                                   CJ
                         No.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Couldn't we have done this in my
                         office?

                                   CJ
                         You gotta have a secret place to
                         plan shit like this, that's just
                         how it's done!

                                   WOOZIE
                         OK, OK, I see where you're coming
                         from. So, what do we do?

                                   CJ
                         I guess we got to make a plan.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Speaking of plans, do you have the
                         layout to Caligula's Casino?

                                   CJ
                         Shit. No. I guess I gotta go get
                         one.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Meeting adjourned?

                                   CJ
                         Meeting adjourned.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) You can't photo the casino blueprints with the
               guard around! You need to divert his attention.

               ///MISSION\\\

               The fire alarm in the Planning Department is going off.

                                   GUARD
                         Everybody out, this is not a
                         drill!

               ///MISSION\\\

               A man is in the Planning Department with two policemen.

                                   MAN
                         Where are those damn firemen?

               ///MISSION\\\

               One of Woozie's assistants is driving out of the casino's
               garage. CJ hands the assistant the camera's film.

                                   CJ
                         Get this film developed for
                         Woozie.

                                   ASSISTANT
                         You got it, CJ! Good work!



Heist Missions (BOSS)



Key To Her Heart (MISSION)



               CJ and Woozie are in the planning room in the casino. CJ has
               the layout for Caligula's Casino on a board.

                                   CJ
                         Now I know you're blind, man - but
                         you gotta see this.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Very clever. So what's the
                         prognosis? Is this just going to
                         be extremely difficult, or next-
                         to-impossible?

                                   CJ
                         Hear me out on this, homie.
                         Alright, the cash room is on the
                         bottom level. There's a bunch of
                         rooms and a tunnel under the whole
                         building with access to the casino
                         floors at either end of the
                         complex. Alright? Now, security
                         consists of CCTV, a key code
                         access and, in places, a swipe
                         card.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Hey, are you pointing
                             (at the layout for
                              Caligula's Casino)
                         again?

                                   CJ
                         Oh, my bad - habit.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Ah, don't worry; it's good
                         practice for when we finally get a
                         crew in on this.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, I know.

               Suzie enters carrying a box.

                                   SUZIE
                         Hey boss, this arrived for CJ.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, hey hey hey! Damn, man - now
                         he's seen the plans!

                                   WOOZIE
                         Well, then we've got our first
                         recruit. Come on in and shut the
                         door.

               CJ opens the box that arrived for him.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, cool. This is a security
                         card reader that Zero's sent over.
                         Now all we need to do is get one
                         of those cards...

               CUT TO CJ outside the casino.

                                   CJ
                         Luckily, there's always one
                         guaranteed weak link in any
                         security set up. The human heart.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Millie exits Caligula's Casino. There is a man outside.

               (On screen) The croupier has a keycard and knows the code,
               follow her.

                                   MILLIE
                         Another shift over! See you
                         tomorrow!

               (On screen) If you get too close you'll spook her, but if she
               gets too far ahead you'll lose her.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Millie enters a sex shop.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Millie is getting changed inside a cubicle in the sex shop. An
               assistant is waiting outside.

                                   MILLIE
                         Wow, it's nice and tight!

                                   ASSISTANT
                         I'm sure you'll squeeze in just
                         fine! Let's have a look.

               Millie comes out dressed in bondage gear.

                                   MILLIE
                         Perfect!

               Millie's phone rings.

                                   MILLIE
                         Oh hi, Benny... Yes, master, I'm
                         just trying it on. You got yours?
                         Cool, I'll see you at my house in
                         a short while.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ comes out of the sex shop's cubicle dressed in a gimp suit.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) The Croupier has left the shop. Follow her but
               remember not to get too close.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Millie enters her house.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Millie is inside her house. CJ is outside of it.

                                   MILLIE
                         The door's open, Master!

               CJ has now joined Millie inside her house. Millie thinks CJ is
               Benny.

                                   MILLIE
                         Come on in, I'm ready for you!

                                   CJ
                         You've been a naughty girl!

                                   MILLIE
                         Oh I know! I know!

                                   CJ
                         Spit it out, filthy worm!

                                   MILLIE
                         You'll never break me!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, if you good, I'll punish you
                         more.

                                   MILLIE
                         Oh Benny, you minx!

               The camera is focused on the outside of Millie's house. CJ and
               Millie are having sex inside. Millie is moaning with pleasure
               while CJ is complaining about how sickening her sex acts are.



Heist Missions (BOSS)



Dam And Blast (MISSION)



               CJ, Woozie, Suzie, Zero, one of Woozie's assistants, the
               occupant of the room and two other men are in the planning
               room.

                                   CJ
                         It seems impossible to keep a
                         secret around here! I would have
                         thought the size of the room would
                         keep the numbers down.

                                   MAN 1
                         Hey, speak up, we can't hear you
                         back here!

                                   CJ
                         I appreciate your input, but
                         please, fuck off.

                                   MAN 1
                         What did he say?

                                   MAN 2
                         He said fuck off.
                             (murmurs)

               Man 1 and man 2 leave.

                                   CJ
                             (to the occupant)
                         Hey, what are you still doing
                         here?

                                   OCCUPANT
                         I live here.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, OK, you can stay.

                                   OCCUPANT
                         Great.

                                   SUZIE
                         Hey, where's the coffee and
                         doughnuts?

               CJ purposely ignores Suzie.

                                   CJ
                         OK, look, I'm going to go shut off
                         the city's power source. Woozie,
                         look after these fools for me.

                                   WOOZIE
                         OK, now, the important thing to
                         remember with a plan like this, is
                         that... nothing can go wrong.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ parachutes out of a plane. The plane crashes after CJ has
               jumped out.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) Make your way to the end of the dam quay.

               (On screen) Avoid getting spotted by the guards patrolling in
               the area

               (On screen) There's a knife stashed near one of the containers
               which you may find useful.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) This is all about stealth, if you get spotted or
               make too much noise the whole building will be alerted.

               (On screen) When close to a generator press triangle to plant
               the charges. You need one on each generator.

                                   GUARD 1
                             (on a phone)
                         Any sign of him yet?

                                   GUARD 2
                             (on the other end of the
                              phone)
                         Not yet, but we've locked the quay
                         entrance and the cops are on the
                         way.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is on top of one of the dam's towers.

                                   CJ
                         Shit, they must have took a wrong
                         turn someplace! What the f... - aw
                         shit, somebody done locked the
                         hatch!

                                   GUARD
                             (from under the hatch)
                         We've got him trapped, there's no
                         way off that ledge!

               Police surround the dam. CJ dives off the dam tower and into
               the water.



Heist Missions (BOSS)



Cop Wheels (MISSION)



               CJ, Woozie, Suzie, one of Woozie's assistants, Zero and the
               occupant of the room are in the planning room in the casino.
               CJ is standing in front of the layout of Caligula's Casino.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, here's the plan. It's all
                         about the art of deception. While
                         I get as much heat on me as
                         possible, y'all get away with the
                         green.

                                   ZERO
                         Question: how does the Mafia
                         normally move cash out of
                         Caligula's?

                                   CJ
                         Bingo! Stripes for Mr. Zero here.

                                   OCCUPANT
                         Ha hey! Good job, you little ass
                         kisser!

               The occupant pats Zero on the back.

                                   ZERO
                             (moans in pain)

                                   CJ
                         So, we're going to steal ourselves
                         an armoured car and re-spray it so
                         it looks like one of their regular
                         trucks.

                                   SUZIE
                         What about the police escorts?
                         Whenever they move cash around
                         they use police motorcycles as
                         outriders.

                                   CJ
                         Exactly what I was thinking.
                         C'mon, come with me, and we're
                         gonna go get some cop wheels...

               CUT TO CJ and Suzie outside the casino.

                                   CJ
                         You get the Packer, hit the Julius
                         Thruway and keep moving.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ jumps off the Packer which has four police motorbikes on
               it. Suzie and an assistant are in the front of the Packer.

                                   CJ
                         OK, that should do us. Take care
                         of those bikes. Now get out of
                         here!



Heist Missions (BOSS)



Up, Up And Away! (MISSION)



               The usual six men that are planning the heist are in the
               planning room in the casino. CJ is at the front giving out
               instructions.

                                   CJ
                         OK, we got the bikes. And Woozie's
                         taken care of the uniforms. Now,
                         we just gotta get an armoured van
                         and re-spray it with the
                         Caligula's Casino logo.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Why don't we steal one while it's
                         on its rounds? That way we can
                         make some money too.

                                   CJ
                         No, I don't want to get the crew
                         caught up in some street level
                         jacking - it could get ugly.

                                   ZERO
                         I... I have an idea? Um... Have
                         you ever seen those helicopters
                         they use to lift heavy loads?

                                   SUZIE
                         Yeah, they call 'em 'sky cranes'.
                         We could lift the whole truck and
                         take them to someplace safe.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Then we need to steal a sky crane.
                         Unfortunately I'm not a pilot.

                                   ZERO
                         No, me neither.

                                   SUZIE
                         Hey, don't look at me.

                                   ASSISTANT
                         Or me.

                                   CJ
                         Shit. I'll fly it, then. We can
                         re-spray it at the airstrip.

                                   ZERO
                         Yeah, Carl. It'll be just like
                         fighting Berkley, only bigger!

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, thanks for that.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ gets out of the sky crane at the airfield. Suzie comes
               along.

                                   SUZIE
                         Heeey, CJ, you never cease to
                         amaze me!

                                   CJ
                         Heh heh, good lookin', where's
                         Woozie?

                                   SUZIE
                         I don't know. He insisted on
                         driving here himself. He could be
                         anywhere.

                                   CJ
                         Ha ha, yeah I guess. Alright,
                         dude, I'm outta here. I'll see
                         y'all later.



The Triads (BOSS)



You've Had Your Chips (MISSION)



               CJ and Woozie are playing cards in the casino.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Hit me!

                                   CJ
                         Are you sure, man?

                                   WOOZIE
                         Yeah, I'm going for a five card
                         hand! Come on...

                                   CJ
                         OK, here. I'm gonna stick. What
                         you got?

                                   WOOZIE
                         How would I know? You tell me.

                                   CJ
                         Not good, man. You got, eerr,
                         forty-seven.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Damn. You're bad luck for me. You
                         know, when I play the other guys I
                         always win!

               One of Woozie's assistants enter.

                                   ASSISTANT
                         Boss, take a look at these two
                         chips!

                                   WOOZIE
                         One's a fake.

                                   CJ
                         That's amazing. You didn't even
                         touch them.

                                   WOOZIE
                         No. I just took a guess. Why else
                         would he come in with two chips
                         and sound so worried? You take a
                         look.

                                   CJ
                         Oh yeah. The dragon on this got
                         the sunglasses and a white stick.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Insolent bastards!

                                   ASSISTANT
                         I'll make sure the cashiers are
                         extra vigilant.

                                   WOOZIE
                         It's obvious where these chips are
                         coming from! The Sindacco Family
                         owns a plastic factory across
                         town. I'm gonna blow it to shit!

                                   CJ
                         Man, look, don't trip. I got you
                         on this.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Two men are in the plastic factory. CJ enters.

                                   MAN 1
                         Hey, who's this prick?

                                   MAN 2
                         Somebody take care of this joker!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is outside the casino's garage. Two of Woozie's assistants
               drive out of it.

                                   ASSISTANT 1
                         Hey, Carl, how'd it go?

                                   CJ
                         Tell Woozie, we'll be getting no
                         more trouble with counterfeit
                         chips.



The Truth (BOSS)



Don Peyote (MISSION)



               CJ is outside the casino. His phone rings.

                                   CJ
                         Hello.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Who am I speaking to?

                                   CJ
                         It's CJ. Hey, Truth, is that you?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         Might be. Might be a government
                         algorithm trying to pick your
                         brains, so don't admit anything!

                                   CJ
                         Whatever, man. Whassup?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         I need a favour, Carl, thought I
                         could cash in some karma chips.

                                   CJ
                         Your credit good.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         I took some fellow travellers deep
                         into the desert on a peyote safari
                         a few nights back. We faced the
                         inner light and communed with the
                         lizard king.

                                   CJ
                         Sounds fun. How did it go?

                                   THE TRUTH
                         That's the problem, I don't know.
                         I'm in Los Santos. I woke up in a
                         Japanese bathhouse about an hour
                         ago. I have no idea how I got here
                         or where the others are.

                                   CJ
                         They're probably fine.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         I don't think so. They were Brits
                         - a band and their managers. They
                         have no experience about the
                         desert.

                                   CJ
                         OK, where'd you make camp? I can
                         go have a look.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         I took 'em up Arco del Oeste -
                         fantastic sunsets. Best start
                         looking for them up there.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is in the desert. Maccer and Paul are laid out on the
               ground somewhere.

                                   CJ
                         Hello? Hey, anybody out here?
                         Truth sent me!

                                   MACCER
                         EH! Over 'ere!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, man, you all right?

                                   MACCER
                         'Kin' 'ell, I'm fucking hanging.

                                   PAUL
                         Stone me bloody crows. Where am I?

                                   MACCER
                         I dunno, mate. I was having a
                         dream; I was wanking over some fat
                         bird's tits when this twat turned
                         up.

                                   PAUL
                         Maccer, you fucking psycho! You
                         did it again, didn't you!

                                   MACCER
                         That peyote was shite, you were
                         lucky I brought some tabs along!

                                   PAUL
                         I've told you a million times not
                         to put stuff in my fucking drink!

                                   MACCER
                         Oh, piss off, kidder!

                                   PAUL
                         Who are you again?

                                   CJ
                         Oh, I'm a friend of The Truth's.
                         He said you guys might need a ride
                         into town or something.

                                   MACCER
                         But I'm a fucking raspberry!

                                   PAUL
                         You're not a fucking raspberry!

                                   MACCER
                         I can't feel me legs, our P. I've
                         wanked the use out of them!

                                   PAUL
                         Just stand up, you soppy cunt. We
                         go through this every weekend.

               Maccer tries to stand up.

                                   MACCER
                         Ah! Ooh!

                                   CJ
                         Man, what the hell was y'all doing
                         last night?

                                   MACCER
                         Anybody got a rag?

               Paul hands Maccer a rag. CJ turns away and sighs disgustedly.

                                   CJ
                         So, where am I taking y'all?

                                   PAUL
                         I've got a pal, Rosie. He's got
                         some casino gig going down in
                         Venturas. Sweet.

                                   CJ
                         Alright.

               Maccer goes to hand Paul the rag back.

                                   PAUL
                         Fuck off, string.

                                   MACCER
                         Oh, charming.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, ladies, let's go.

                                   PAUL
                         Come on. Fucking Northerners...

                                   MACCER
                         Well it felt like I couldn't feel
                         them, honest!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, Maccer and Paul are walking towards the Snake Farm. There
               are two hillbillies standing outside the Snake Farm.

                                   CJ
                         Here we are, look familiar?

                                   MACCER
                         Looks just like Salford to me...

                                   PAUL
                         What are you talking about?

                                   HILLBILLY 1
                         Take a gander at 'em fellas, is
                         that 'em?

                                   HILLBILLY 2
                         That there city boy has gone and
                         been with my prize hog! Now I
                         don't even get no sugar from her!

               Two more hillbillies come around the corner. A man and a
               woman.

                                   HILLBILLY 3
                         And that one done screwed my sis!
                         I've had a terr'ble aching in my
                         grinds ever since!

                                   HILLBILLY WOMAN
                         I'm gonna slap you silly for
                         giving me and my fella the red
                         bumpies!

                                   HILLBILLY 1
                         What'n tarnation? I'm a fixing to
                         give ya a whoopin' for what you
                         gone and done to my young 'uns!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, Maccer and Paul are walking towards Caligula's Casino.

                                   PAUL
                         Come on then, let's go in and see
                         Rosie.

               Rosie is in his room inside Caligula's Casino. There is a
               knock at the door. Rosie's assistant opens the door to CJ,
               Maccer and Paul.

                                   PAUL
                         Kent Paul, here to see Rosie.

                                   ASSISTANT
                         Hey boss, there's somebody here to
                         see you.

                                   ROSIE
                         Oh, go away, I have a migraine.

                                   PAUL
                         Oi, Rosie, son, it's me, Paulo!

                                   ROSIE
                         Oh, God. My despair is complete.
                         OK, let him in.

                                   PAUL
                         Rosiiieee! How are you, me old
                         son?

                                   ROSIE
                         I pray that one day I can escape
                         my perpetual torment and retire in
                         peace and comfort a million miles
                         away from anyone I've ever fucking
                         known, instead, I get this.

                                   PAUL
                         Come on, it's me, Kent Paul!

                                   ROSIE
                         Well, hello, Paul, what a pleasant
                         surprise. Who the hell are these
                         guys?

                                   PAUL
                         These are my boys - Maccer and
                         Carl.

                                   CJ
                         Whassup?

                                   MACCER
                         You want any Speckled Doves, boss?
                         I'm peaking on one right now. Top-
                         of-the-range, man.

                                   ROSIE
                         Well it's fitting. As I sit here
                         up to my neck in a river of shit,
                         with every Mafia gorilla from
                         Liberty City to Los Santos pissing
                         in my face, that you, Kent Paul,
                         should witness it.

                                   PAUL
                         What's the matter, son?

                                   ROSIE
                         Too numerous, oppressively
                         insurmountable and depressingly
                         fucking typical even to mention.

                                   PAUL
                         It's alright, bruv, Paulo can
                         help. Give us some space would
                         you, son. I'll give you a tinkle
                         later.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, for sure.

                                   PAUL
                         Not you, Maccer.

                                   MACCER
                         Oh, you twat.

                                   PAUL
                         Unbelievable.

               CJ is outside Caligula's Casino. He phones Woozie.

                                   CJ
                         Hey Woozie. I think I found a way
                         to scope Caligula's without
                         causing too much suspicion. We can
                         talk later.



The Mafia (BOSS)



Intensive Care (MISSION)



               Maccer, Paul and Rosie are in Rosie's room in Caligula's
               Casino. Rosie's assistant is at the door. CJ enters.

                                   PAUL
                         Oi, Rosie, liven yourself up,
                         Carl's here.

                                   ROSIE
                         Hello.

                                   CJ
                         What's happenin'?

                                   MACCER
                         Eh, there's some top fanny down at
                         that pool, Pabsy.

                                   PAUL
                         Leave it out, dimlo, what's wrong
                         with you?
                             (to Rosie, regarding CJ)
                         Well are you going to tell him, or
                         shall I?

                                   ROSIE
                         I'm really screwed.

                                   PAUL
                         Crack on, Rosie - spit it out.

                                   ROSIE
                         I threw it all away. OK, I had the
                         power, the money, the ladies...
                         But I couldn't lay off the blow,
                         so I went into rehab. And
                         everything went to shit, but so
                         what? So when I came out I started
                         representing the Liberty City mob,
                         again and that's how I ended up
                         here. But, no one family would
                         trust another family to run the
                         casino, so I was put forth as a
                         neutral party. So now I spend my
                         days waiting for one family to cap
                         me and blame the other one. My
                         only friend is a bird named Tony.

                                   TONY
                             (the parrot)
                         I never fucked anyone over in my
                         life who didn't have it coming to
                         'em.

                                   CJ
                         Shit - let me think about this.
                         You're gonna have to break it down
                         for me real quick.

                                   ROSIE
                         OK, OK - the Sindaccos are on the
                         warpath. OK? I mean, something
                         terrible has happened to Johnny. I
                         mean, he's in a shock-induced coma
                         at the hospital across town. Now
                         the Forellis - they will take this
                         opportunity to rub him out. Now if
                         any hit between the families
                         succeeds on my turf, I will get
                         the axe, bullet, machete,
                         whatever...

                                   CJ
                         OK, OK, relax. I'm gonna shoot
                         over to the hospital, and move the
                         body or something.

                                   PAUL
                         There you go, my love, things
                         ain't so bad, are they?

                                   TONY
                         Badabing.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ enters the hospital.

                                   RECEPTIONIST
                         Hello, Sir, can I help?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, I'm here to pick up Mr.
                         Sindacco.

                                   RECEPTIONIST
                         Mr. Sindacco? There must be some
                         mistake. An ambulance just picked
                         him up.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, OK. Thank you for your help.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is in an ambulance outside the meat factory. Johnny is in
               the back. Two men come to collect Johnny.

                                   MAN 1
                         Hey, Johnny, how you feelin'?

                                   MAN 2
                         I didn't think he was going to be
                         discharged 'til tomorrow!



               The Meat Business (MISSION)



               Rosie, Maccer and Paul are in Rosie's room in Caligula's
               Casino. Rosie is snorting drugs. CJ is also in Caligula's
               Casino.

                                   ROSIE
                         Oh, ha ha ha ha! Baby, I'm back, I
                         AM BACK! Let's get this show on
                         the road!

                                   PAUL
                         The good Doctor has revived the
                         patient! Sweet as, my son, sweet
                         as!

                                   CJ
                         So everything's straight now?

                                   ROSIE
                         No! Absolutely not! I'm still
                         screwed! Absolutely screwed, but
                         at least now I'm in the right
                         frame of mind. What the fuck are
                         we going to do? Any minute now,
                         some Mafia bullet is going to
                         splatter my brains all over the
                         wall! My wall, my beautiful
                         wall...

                                   MACCER
                         Ooh, you missed a bit.
                             (of the drugs)
                         I'll have that.

                                   TONY
                         Forgeddaboudit.

                                   ROSIE
                         Oh, that's a great idea, Tony, but
                         you know what? It ain't going to
                         work, OK? Not this time...
                             (mumbles)

                                   CJ
                         Look, man, relax, get a grip...

                                   ROSIE
                         Yeah, you're right, I need to get
                         a grip!

                                   CJ
                         Take control...

                                   ROSIE
                         Yes, grab the bull by the horns!

                                   CJ
                         And show everybody who's boss...

                                   ROSIE
                         I'm the boss! I-am-the-boss!

                                   CJ
                         Alright then!

                                   ROSIE
                         All right! Let's tear this town
                         up!

                                   CJ
                         That's what I'm sayin'! So, where
                         we going?

                                   ROSIE
                         Details, details! Let's just get
                         there!

                                   PAUL
                         Rack them up, Maccer. What's the
                         matter with you?

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Rosie enter the Meat Factory.

                                   ROSIE
                         What's going on? You forget
                         something?

                                   CJ
                         No - look, you go on in, I'm gonna
                         wait.

                                   ROSIE
                         Look, you gotta come with me this
                         once. If I pull this off, I can
                         carry on, I know I can, but
                         please, you gotta come with me -
                         I'm gonna squirt my ass all over
                         the floor! Just this once please-
                         please-please-please...

                                   CJ
                         OK, OK - chill! Shit, this can't
                         look good. Listen, everything's
                         gonna be OK. Just remember; you're
                         the boss!

                                   ROSIE
                         I'm the boss? I'm the boss. I'm
                         the boss. I'm the boss! I am the
                         boss!

               CJ and Rosie go further into the Meat Factory. Two doormen are
               guarding the door to Johnny's room.

                                   ROSIE
                         Hey, boys. Tell your boss that Ken
                         Rosenberg is here to see him.

                                   Doorman 1
                         Ken who?

                                   ROSIE
                         K-Ken Rosenberg... Ken Rosenberg!
                         The guy that runs this town!

               Doorman 1 goes into Johnny's room.

                                   ROSIE
                             (to doorman 2)
                         So, uh, how's Johnny?

                                   Doorman 2
                         He's doing much better, yeah. He
                         ate something this morning.

               Johnny comes out of his room in a wheelchair.

                                   JOHNNY
                         Heeyyy, Ken... Ah, Christ, this
                         fucking thing... Ken... Como esta
                         e, eh, how you doing?

                                   ROSIE
                         Pretty good. And you?

                                   JOHNNY
                         Ah, still got a little bit of the
                         night terrors, touch of diarrhoea,
                         but I'll get through it.

                                   ROSIE
                         Huh, diarrhoea, cool! Yeah...

                                   JOHNNY
                         And who's this...?

               CJ steps forward.

                                   CJ
                         How you doing, Johnny?

                                   JOHNNY
                         It's fucking him... It's him! Oh
                         my God... Oh God... It's him...
                         Aaargghh! My heart! Euchh... my
                         heart...

               Johnny falls to the floor, wheezing and clutching his chest.

                                   CJ
                         Damn, that nigga's fucked up!

               One of Johnny's men from inside the factory throws a petrol
               bomb and the resulting fire blocks the doorway. Another one of
               Johnny's men jumps over the fire holding a chainsaw and runs
               towards CJ and Rosie.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Rosie are outside Caligula's Casino.

                                   CJ
                         Get in there, and be cool. Like
                         you been out for a relaxing drive
                         or something.

                                   ROSIE
                         Calm, yeah, calm. I'm calm. REAL
                         FUCKING calm! I'm calm, Mr. Calm,
                         Mr. Calm, that's me, Mr. Calm.



Frank Tenpenny (BOSS)



Misappropriation (MISSION)



               Tenpenny and Pulaski are having a barbecue outside a house. CJ
               turns up.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Hello, Carl. Been a long time,
                         huh?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, I was starting to miss you
                         guys.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Now why don't I believe you? Get
                         over here! Now things have
                         developed since the last time we
                         met. Despite our best efforts the
                         gig's nearly up.

                                   CJ
                         I'm sure you'll find some way to
                         keep your badge, your kind always
                         do.

                                   TENPENNY
                         You still don't get it, do you,
                         Carl? This ain't about keeping
                         some fucking badge!

                                   PULASKI
                         Hey, listen to the man.

                                   TENPENNY
                         We're all the same, Carl - you,
                         me. We're all trying to pull
                         ourselves out of the hole.
                         Somebody steps on me, I gotta step
                         on you.

                                   PULASKI
                         Where's Hernandez with that
                         fucking meat? He's been gone too
                         long, Tenpenny.

                                   CJ
                         Getting a little edgy, fellas?

               Tenpenny punches CJ in the stomach. CJ falls to the ground.

                                   TENPENNY
                         How d'you like that, you piece of
                         shit? That give you any idea how
                         edgy I am?

               The barbecue's flame blasts out.

                                   PULASKI
                         Woah! What the fuck?

                                   TENPENNY
                             (to CJ)
                         Get up, bitch! You paying
                         attention? Now there's a ruined
                         town out west of here, Aldea
                         Malvada. And there's some piece of
                         shit DEA officer meeting with an
                         FBI agent with a dossier. Now you
                         get the dossier and you make both
                         of them disappear.

               ///MISSION\\\



The Triads (BOSS)



Fish In A Barrel (MISSION)



               Woozie and Suzie are in a room in the casino. CJ and Farlie
               enter.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Mr. Ran Fa Li. Gentlemen, can I
                         have your marks please?

               CJ and Farlie sign the partnership contract. Woozie raises his
               glass.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Gentlemen, or shall I say,
                         partners!

                                   CJ
                         Oh, I'll drink to that!



The Mafia (BOSS)



Freefall (MISSION)



               Maccer and Paul are tied to the wall, upside-down, by their
               legs, in Rosie's room in Caligula's Casino. Salvatore is sat
               on a chair, with one of his men stood next to him. Ken is on
               his couch.

                                   MACCER
                         Top fuckin' buzz this. I'm peaking
                         on the blood pressure alone.

                                   PAUL
                         Yeah, t'riffic.

               Maria enters.

                                   SALVATORE
                         Well, well, well... What have we
                         got here?

                                   MARIA
                         Here's your sandwich.

                                   SALVATORE
                         Who's this pretty thing?

                                   MARIA
                         I don't usually do this kind of
                         shit you know.

                                   SALVATORE
                         Heh, heh, heh. I like this girl.
                         What's your name, kid?

                                   MARIA
                         Maria. And the service is not
                         included.

                                   TONY
                         Pay the woman, you fat fuck!

                                   SALVATORE
                             (to his man)
                         You heard the bird!

                                   MARIA
                         Come on.

               Salvatore's man hands over a few notes.

                                   MARIA
                         Are you kidding me? See you later,
                         guys.

               Maria exits. CJ enters.

                                   SALVATORE
                         And who's this asshole?

                                   CJ
                         The name's Carl Johnson, sir.
                         Before working with Mr. Rosenberg
                         here, I had the pleasure of doing
                         business with your son, Joey, back
                         in Liberty City.

                                   SALVATORE
                         You know my Joey? I like that. So,
                         kid, what can I do for you?

                                   CJ
                         Well, Ken'll vouch for me, I'm a
                         straight killer.

                                   ROSIE
                         Oh, oh he, eerr, one man fucking
                         army! Real dependable. Total
                         fucking maniac, too.

                                   SALVATORE
                         You know, the Forelli's are
                         sending over a crew to hit me.
                         Their flight gets in soon -
                         travelling as a string quartet. I
                         was going to send some of the boys
                         over as a little welcoming
                         committee, but, uh, maybe you can
                         take care of it.

                                   CJ
                         Thank you, sir. I guarantee you,
                         you won't regret this.

                                   ROSIE
                         Maybe I should go along-

               When Rosie moves, the couch moves, so do Maccer and Paul who
               are still hung upside-down.

                                   MACCER and PAUL
                         Waaarrrggghhh!

                                   ROSIE
                         That's OK, I'm comfortable, I'm
                         fine.

                                   SALVATORE
                         You stay where you are, Rosenberg.
                         I don't want you getting yourself
                         lost.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ jumps out of a plane, and lands on another plane.

               ///MISSION\\\



Frank Tenpenny (BOSS)



High Noon (MISSION)



               CJ is standing outside a house in the desert. Tenpenny,
               Pulaski and Hernandez pull up.

                                   PULASKI
                         Carl! Hope we didn't keep you
                         waiting, holmes!

                                   CJ
                         Nah, I was just chillin'.

                                   PULASKI
                         Ha, I bet you were. That the
                         dossier? Hand it over.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, everything cool now?

                                   TENPENNY
                         I don't know, Carl. Eddie?

                                   PULASKI
                         Our boy's done good!

               Tenpenny hits Hernandez over the head with a spade.

                                   TENPENNY
                         YOU SNITCH PIECE OF SHIT! YOU VATO
                         ASSHOLE! YOU SOLD US OUT! Time to
                         dig, Carl.

               Tenpenny hands CJ the spade.

                                   TENPENNY
                             (to Pulaski)
                         You take care of things.

                                   PULASKI
                         Whuh - where you going?

                                   TENPENNY
                         To get drunk and get laid - you
                         got a problem with that?

                                   PULASKI
                         No, Frank, relax.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Good. I'll see you back at the
                         precinct. And I'll see YOU in the
                         next life, Carl.

               Tenpenny drives away. CUT TO CJ digging a ditch, Pulaski is
               pointing a gun at CJ.

                                   PULASKI
                         Awright, that's good - that's deep
                         enough for two.

                                   CJ
                         Eddie, Tenpenny's just using you,
                         he's using all of us. You're the
                         next one he's gonna silence, man.

                                   PULASKI
                         Shut the fuck up, scum! And it's
                         Officer Pulaski to you!

               Hernandez wakes up and runs up behind Pulaski, Pulaski shoots
               him and Hernandez falls into the ditch.

                                   PULASKI
                         Fucking die!!!

               Pulaski runs away.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Pulaski is leant against his car, bleeding.

                                   CJ
                         Not feeling so fucking full of
                         yourself now, huh?

                                   PULASKI
                         Yeah, well them's the breaks...
                         Fuck...
                                   CJ
                         Any last requests?

                                   PULASKI
                         Yeah... can I fuck your sister?

                                   CJ
                         You an asshole to the end. Punk
                         mother-fucker!

               CJ stamps on Pulaski to finish him off.



Madd Dogg (BOSS)



Madd Dogg (MISSION)



               Madd Dogg is on the ledge of a roof. Two men are on the
               ground.

                                   MAN 1
                         JUMP! Go on, jump! Oh, shit -
                         Jesus...

                                   MAN 2
                         Jump! Come on, man, jump! You got
                         it.

               CJ comes along.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, what's happening? Who's the
                         idiot?

                                   MAN 1
                         Some washed up rapper.

                                   MAN 2
                         It's Madd Dogg! Used to be a real
                         chart-topping cat. Real playa!

                                   CJ
                         Madd Dogg? Aw, man.

                                   MAN 2
                         Jump! Come on!

                                   MAN 1
                         He lost all his money in the
                         casino and went batso!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, MADD DOGG! Whatchoo doing up
                         there, fool?

               The two men are still cheering Madd Dogg on to jump.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Do I know you? I don't think so,
                         so shut the fuck up! This is the
                         end! It's over! Wuh - woah!
                         Ohhh...

                                   MAN 1 and MAN 2
                         Oh shit oh shit sh shit he's gonna
                         go over he's gonna go over!

                                   CJ
                         No, Dogg, get a grip, dude, get a
                         grip - you still got it! You still
                         gangsta!

                                   MADD DOGG
                         I don't give a fuck no more! My
                         manager got killed, some asshole
                         stole my rhyme book. Shit is
                         rough. All the kids like this
                         "Loc OG" or whatever the fuck his
                         name is. Some fake ass gangsta
                         rapper bullshit. Liquor's my only
                         friend. Waah oh! Shit...

                                   CJ
                         Come on, Dogg! You just need a new
                         manager, baby, you're looking at
                         him!

                                   MADD DOGG
                         I hate y'all.

                                   CJ
                         Just come in off that ledge, man!

                                   MAN 1
                         Hey, don't talk him out of
                         jumping, we got good money on
                         this!

                                   MAN 2
                         Yeah, good odds, too!

                                   CJ
                         Damn, this town is cold...

                                   MAN 1
                         Man, jump!

               Two women come out of windows and onto the ledge to try and
               stop Madd Dogg from jumping.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Stay the fuck away - stay the fuck
                         away!!! I'm the best rapper in the
                         universe! I'll jump! I'll jump!
                         Woah! Wa-ah-ah!

                                   CJ
                         Oh, hell no! I gotta catch this
                         fool.

               (On screen) Find a way to save Madd Dogg before he jumps!

               ///MISSION\\\

               Madd Dogg is still on the ledge of the building.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Brandy, God-damn it, get the
                         brandy!

               (On screen) Catch Madd Dogg when he jumps.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Madd Dogg lands on the cardboard boxes in the back of the
               truck.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Madd Dogg are outside the hospital.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, get yourself straightened
                         out, then we can get you back in
                         the studio.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Carl.

                                   CJ
                         What?

                                   MADD DOGG
                         When I get clean I'm gonna need a
                         new manager. Thought I might look
                         you up.

                                   CJ
                         You do that, homie.




The Mafia (BOSS)



Saint Mark's Bistro (MISSION)



               Maria, Salvatore, Maccer, Paul and Rosie are in Rosie's room
               in Caligula's Casino. Maria has a knife in her hand, Salvatore
               is helping her hold it. Maccer is tied to a board which Maria
               is aiming the knife at.

                                   SALVATORE
                         Just feel the weight of the
                         weapon, sweetheart.

                                   MARIA
                         I can feel the weight of someone's
                         weapon!

                                   SALVATORE
                         Hey, you're the one to blame on
                         that front!

                                   MACCER
                         Can I fucking go now, or fucking
                         what?

               Salvatore throws the knife at the board.

                                   MACCER
                         Ooh, you fuckin' twat! Right in
                         the fucking happy sack!

                                   PAUL
                         Perhaps you'll be cured of your
                         little antisocial condition, mate.

               CJ enters.

                                   SALVATORE
                         Carl, my man!

                                   CJ
                         Mr. Leone.

                                   SALVATORE
                         Looks like this piece of shit
                             (Rosie)
                         was right. You did a real number
                         on those Forelli losers. Now, it's
                         time the Forelli's found out what
                         it means to screw with Salvatore
                         Leone! How would you like to hit
                         the St. Mark's Bistro?

                                   CJ
                         A hit in Liberty City? Cool, but
                         I'm gonna need some backup.

                                   SALVATORE
                         Take who you want.

                                   CJ
                         Well I usually use these two.
                             (Maccer and Paul)

                                   ROSIE
                         Heh-hey! Remember all those jobs
                         we did together, huh? Huh? You and
                         me, Carl, remember, huh? You know
                         you used to call me 'Killer' Ken?
                         Ken the Killer? Killer? Ice Cold
                         Ken, that's me...

                                   CJ
                         And him too, I guess...

               CUT TO CJ, Rosie, Maccer and Paul outside Caligula's Casino.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, you guys better get out
                         of Las Venturas, fast! I'll be in
                         touch.

                                   MACCER
                         What about your backup, man, will
                         you be a'right without us?

                                   ROSIE
                         Of course he will, you fucking
                         moron, come on!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ enters Saint Mark's Bistro. Forelli's bodyguards are all
               over.

                                   BODYGUARD
                         Private function, invitation only!

                                   CJ
                         Oh yeah? Well Mr. Leone says
                         otherwise!

               ///MISSION\\\



Heist Missions (BOSS)



Breaking The Bank At Caligula's (MISSION)



               The heist van is outside the casino. The occupant of the
               planning room and Woozie's assistant get in the back. Woozie
               and Zero shut the doors behind them. CJ comes along.

                                   CJ
                         We all good?

                                   WOOZIE
                         Yeah we're good.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, I'll see you at the
                         backdoor. Let's roll!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is at the staff door in Caligula's Casino. There is an
               employee there.

                                   EMPLOYEE
                         Ain't seen you 'round here before.
                         You new?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, I'm, eerr standing in for
                         Jerry, he's ill.

                                   ZERO
                             (through CJ's earpiece)
                         Who's Jerry?

                                   CJ
                         Shut up.

                                   EMPLOYEE
                         What?

                                   CJ
                         I... I think I got Jerry's cough.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Gas fills up in the room with the safe in it. Two guards fall
               over.

                                   CJ
                         We won't know if that worked until
                         we get down there!

                                   ZERO
                             (through CJ's earpiece)
                         Yeah, well, don't worry about it.
                         Right now we got a schedule to
                         stick to! Head to the security
                         door and use Millie's swipe card!

               ///MISSION\\\

               The heist van backs up into a downstairs room. Woozie, Suzie,
               Woozie's assistant and the occupant of the planning room get
               out.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Well done, Carl. Now it's time for
                         us to do our part! Try to stay
                         close! OK, team, I've gone over
                         the layout to this place so I know
                         it back to front. Everybody follow
                         me!

               Woozie walks into a wall.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Damn! the devious bastards have
                         changed the layout!

                                   SUZIE
                         Don't worry, I'll take the lead,
                         boss.

                                   WOOZIE
                         Good idea, everybody follow him!

               ///MISSION\\\

               The backup generators explode.

               ///MISSION\\\

               The heist team, excluding Zero, are in the room that contains
               the safe. Woozie's assistant and Suzie plant some bombs on the
               safe door.

                                   ASSISTANT
                         Everybody take cover! Oh shit!
                         Where do I go? Where do I go?

                                   OCCUPANT
                         Fire in the hole!

               The door to the safe explodes.

                                   WOOZIE
                         OK people, load up the cash!

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) Kill the Mafia whilst the team gets the cash.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Zero is waiting in the downstairs room where the heist van
               entered. There is the heist van and two police motorbikes.

                                   ZERO
                         I've unloaded the police bikes.
                         Everybody in! You two, change into
                         your police uniforms!

               Two of the men get onto the police motorbikes in police
               uniforms. The other two get into the heist van and they all
               drive away.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) Follow the rooftops and collect the parachute.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) Press circle when falling to open the parachute.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is at the airfield, as are the heist van and the two police
               motorbikes. The rest of the heist team are also at the
               airfield.

                                   CJ
                         Zero, where you hiding?

               Zero comes out from behind the back of the heist van.

                                   ZERO
                         I didn't mean to tell Berkley, it
                         just kinda came out... is all.

               CJ punches Zero to the floor.

                                   ZERO
                         Will you watch it, you idiot!

                                   WOOZIE
                         Hey, CJ, calm down! You better
                         take me home, CJ!



The Triads (BOSS)



A Home In The Hills (MISSION)



               CJ, Woozie and Kendl are in the casino giving auditions to
               people for shows. There is currently a midget auditioning.

                                   MIDGET
                             (singing)
                         Don't hate the little man, because
                         he's packing a 6 shooter!

                                   KENDL
                         Next.

                                   CJ
                         Thank you.

                                   MIDGET
                         Thank you? Thank you?! Do you know
                         how much balls it takes to stand
                         down here and sing a song like
                         that? It takes guts!

                                   WOOZIE
                         I'm sorry. We're just looking for
                         something with a little more mass
                         appeal.

                                   MIDGET
                         What could have more mass appeal
                         than a song like "Small But
                         Perfectly Formed"? Women want me.
                         Men want to be like me! Assholes!

               The midget exits.

                                   KENDL
                         You gotta be kidding me, right?

                                   CJ
                         Damn! This casino game is hard
                         work. I thought it was just a case
                         of opening the doors and letting
                         suckers give you their money.

                                   WOOZIE
                         If only.

                                   KENDL
                         You know what? I'm getting bored
                         here. I'm trying to do business,
                         not audition midgets.

                                   WOOZIE
                         People of reduced stature, you
                         mean.

                                   KENDL
                         Yeah, yeah, I said that. All I
                         know is, when are we gonna get
                         some real talent in here?

                                   CJ
                         I heard that.

               Madd Dogg enters.

                                   CJ
                         Madd Dogg!

                                   MADD DOGG
                         CJ! I'm clean, dude!

                                   CJ
                         That's good news, man. Hey, what's
                         cracking? You ready to take it to
                         the stage again?

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Easy, CJ, c'mon, man. One step at
                         a time, you know? I'm almost ready,
                         but, but...

                                   CJ
                         But what?

                                   MADD DOGG
                         I want to go home now, CJ.

                                   CJ
                         That's cool, man, I'll take you.
                         Where's home?

                                   MADD DOGG
                         My mansion, baby.

                                   KENDL
                         Yeah, I heard about that place.
                         Drugs, sex, all that shit.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Yeah, you know it - but...

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, yeah I been there... I mean,
                         I seen it on TV.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Yeah.

                                   CJ
                         Nice crib.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Thanks, playa.

                                   CJ
                         We could do with a place like that
                         to set up in LS again, wait for
                         Sweet. Get things moving. Get out
                         dis midget game.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         But, CJ... Come on, man...

                                   CJ
                         What? I saved your life, man!

                                   MADD DOGG
                         My mansion ain't big enough. Only
                         got 19 bedrooms, you hear? A'ight,
                         man, my mansion's been seized.

                                   WOOZIE
                         IRS?

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Nah, not exactly.

                                   CJ
                         Who?

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Nobody.

                                   CJ
                         Who, Madd Dogg?

                                   MADD DOGG
                         A'ight, Big Poppa.

                                   CJ
                         Big Poppa! The drug dealer? Man...
                         you gave your multi million-dollar
                         mansion to a mother-fucking
                         pusher?

                                   MADD DOGG
                         You know, CJ, these things happen.
                         I was powerless!

                                   CJ
                         You fucking degenerate! Oh - man!
                         How much blow can one guy snort?

                                   MADD DOGG
                         It's not my fault, CJ!

                                   CJ
                         Man, I should have let you jump!
                         Come with me. All of you! We're
                         ALL going home.

               CJ is flying over Los Santos on a plane with four Triads. CJ's
               phone rings.

                                   CJ
                         Hello.

                                   KENDL
                         Hey, what's up, Carl?

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Kendl, whassup?

                                   KENDL
                         Nothing - just thought I'd wish
                         you luck. We're gonna drive back
                         to, uh, San Fierro first. Wanna
                         check things out there before we
                         hook up with you guys in Los
                         Santos.

                                   CJ
                         Alright cool, you be careful.

                                   KENDL
                         I'll be fine, I got Cesar and Madd
                         Dogg to keep me safe. You be
                         careful.

                                   CJ
                         I will. I'll see you in Los
                         Santos.

               CJ finishes the phone call and puts his phone away.

                                   CJ
                             (to Triad 1)
                         Me and you gonna go in to clear
                         the place out.

                                   TRIAD 1
                         Element of surprise.

                                   CJ
                         So the rest of the crew can move
                         in in peace.

               Two Triads parachute onto the helipad on top of Madd Dogg's
               Crib and light flares. CUT BACK TO the four Triads and CJ
               about to jump out of the plane.

                                   TRIAD 2
                             (to Triad 1)
                         You ever jumped before?

                                   TRIAD 1
                         Nah. You?

                                   TRIAD 2
                         Nah.

                                   TRIAD 1
                         When we land, we're going to feel
                         invincible!

                                   TRIAD 2
                         I AM INVINCIBLE!

               Triad 2 jumps out of the plane.

                                   TRIAD 1
                         Hey, wait up!

               Triad 1 jumps out of the plane.

                                   TRIAD 3
                         WhaaaHOOOOO!

               Triad 3 jumps out of the plane.

                                   TRIAD 4
                         WhaaaHEEEEE!

               Triad 4 jumps out of the plane. CJ jumps out of the
               plane next.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and some Triads are inside Madd Dogg's Crib.

                                   TRIAD
                         We're heavily outnumbered, but if
                         we all keep our heads, we should
                         kick ass!

               The Triad's head gets blown off.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Big Poppa gets into a car outside Madd Dogg's Crib.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) You have taken back Madd Dogg's mansion.



Final Missions (AREA)



Carl Johnson (BOSS)



Vertical Bird (MISSION)



               CJ, Maccer, Paul and Madd Dogg are in the recording studio in
               Madd Dogg's Crib. Madd Dogg is rapping, Paul is flicking the
               switches, CJ is stood around and Maccer is wanking.

                                   MACCER
                         Go on... Go on... Come on... Come
                         on... Go on...

                                   PAUL
                         Will you please leave yourself
                         alone!

               Maccer carries on wanking.

                                   MACCER
                         Oh, fuck!

                                   PAUL
                         Oh, you manky mongrel!

                                   MACCER
                         Ooh, sorry geez.

                                   PAUL
                         You shouldn't be choking the gecko
                         in the first place! Remember what
                         happened at that gig in Hamburg?!

                                   MACCER
                         That groupie loved it!

                                   PAUL
                         That wasn't a groupie, that was a
                         roadie!

                                   MACCER
                         But she had great tits.

                                   PAUL
                         MAN tits! They were MAN TITS!

               The recording equipment stops working.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, what happened? Hey, where the
                         sounds at?

                                   PAUL
                         I dunno, bruv, it all just went!

                                   MACCER
                         You're fucking shite you are, P.

                                   PAUL
                         I can't be held responsible for
                         dodgy gear, alright?

                                   CJ
                         C'mon, keep it together, man - we
                         can't fuck with his flow.

               A voice comes from a speaker from somewhere in the recording
               equipment.

                                   TORENO
                         Finally! I thought I'd never get
                         through to you.

                                   CJ
                         What the... Toreno? Is that you?

                                   PAUL
                         What's happenin' here?

                                   CJ
                         Toreno?

                                   TORENO
                         Listen; you gotta pull one last
                         string for me, OK? Communists at
                         the gate, Carl.

                                   CJ
                         I'm tired of this, Toreno.

                                   TORENO
                         I'm outside. Let's take a ride.

                                   MACCER
                         Now I'm hearing things - fuck me!

                                   CJ
                             (to Paul)
                         Hey, I gotta get out of here. You
                         got this?
                             (to Madd Dogg)
                         Hey, Dogg, I gotta go hit a
                         marketing meeting, I'm gonna catch
                         you later!

                                   PAUL
                         Right, mind how you go, sunshine.

               Madd Dogg carries on rapping.

                                   PAUL
                         Yeah, sweet as... Come on. You
                         having that, Maccer, you having
                         that?

               CJ and Toreno are outside Madd Dogg's Crib, walking towards a
               car.

                                   TORENO
                         Well, no invite to the
                         housewarming, huh, kid?

                                   CJ
                         I knew you'd come anyway.

                                   TORENO
                         Yeah, well, that's not important
                         right now. I'll bring you up to
                         speed on the way, get in.

               CUT TO CJ and Toreno driving down a country lane near a river.

                                   CJ
                         How long's this going to take? I
                         got my own shit to worry about.

                                   TORENO
                         Would you like to see your brother
                         this week?

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, what can I do?

                                   TORENO
                         You just gotta steal a military
                         jet off an amphibious assault ship
                         and use it to destroy a flotilla
                         of spy ships, nothing big.

                                   CJ
                         Oh man, you shittin' me.

                                   TORENO
                         Would I shit you, Carl? There's a
                         boat. All the gear you'll need is
                         on board. I'll keep you briefed as
                         you go.

                                   CJ
                         I ain't coming back from this one,
                         am I?

                                   TORENO
                         Yes you are, don't be ridic- here
                         take this earpiece. Trust me, do
                         as I say, you'll be home for a
                         blow job and a bologna sandwich.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is near the amphibious assault ship.

                                   TORENO
                             (via the earpiece)
                         Sneak in the back without being
                         seen. Once you're on the inside, I
                         cannot help you.

                                   CJ
                         Well, can you help me now?

                                   TORENO
                         Oh, well, no. Actually, no.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) Find the control room to switch off the SAM sites.

               (On screen) Steal one of the military jets.

               (On screen) Try not alert the guards.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ is in a military jet. Three more military jets are coming
               towards him.

                                   PILOT
                         Stolen aircraft; prepare to be
                         vaporized!

               ///MISSION\\\



Carl Johnson (BOSS)



Home Coming (MISSION)



               CJ is in the recording studio at Madd Dogg's Crib. He is on
               the phone.

                                   CJ
                         I don't care 'how', I care 'when'.

               Toreno walks up behind CJ.

                                   CJ
                         As in 'now'. You hear me?

               Toreno takes CJ's phone out of his hand.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, man, what the - ?

                                   TORENO
                         Hello, boss man. Taking care of
                         business I see.

                                   CJ
                         Toreno, fuck you. I almost lost my
                         life out there for you.

                                   TORENO
                         I've just got one tiny little
                         thing for you to do, then I'm out
                         of your life forever.

               CJ pulls out a gun and points it at Toreno.

                                   CJ
                         You know what? I'm tired of your
                         fucking little jobs.

                                   TORENO
                         Oh, will you stop? This is
                         pathetic, come on. You're
                         embarrassing yourself. Come on,
                         put it down. Don't be ridiculous,
                         OK?

               Toreno pushes the gun down.

                                   TORENO
                         Hey, I got a little surprise for
                         you here. You ready for this? Huh?

               CJ's phone rings.

                                   TORENO
                         Answer it.

               CJ answers the phone.

                                   CJ
                         Hello?

                                   SWEET
                         Carl, it's me, Sweet.

                                   CJ
                         Aw, Sweet!

                                   SWEET
                         I don't know what happened, they
                         just released me. No idea what's
                         going on, but I'm in the square
                         outside the precinct in Commerce.

                                   CJ
                         Alright you hold tight, I'll be
                         right there.

               CJ puts the phone down.

                                   CJ
                         So what was that little job you
                         was talking about, Toreno?

                                   TORENO
                         I just want you to go pick up your
                         brother. Get out of here.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Sweet are outside the precinct.

                                   SWEET
                         What's up, bro?

                                   CJ
                         Hey, what's up, man?

                                   SWEET
                         How you doin', bro?

                                   CJ
                         I'm alright, man. Hey, man - we
                         off to our new spot! We got a
                         mansion, Sweet! We been putting in
                         work, and shit is going well. We
                         got a stake in a casino, we got
                         some insane shit in Fierro, we're
                         getting into the rap game! Hey
                         man, let me get you some new
                         clothes, c'mon!

                                   SWEET
                         New clothes? Nigga, what the fuck
                         is this bullshit?

                                   CJ
                         What you mean, man? What's mine is
                         yours, and you know that.

                                   SWEET
                         You never did get it, did you,
                         Carl? I need to check on things in
                         the 'hood. Man, that's the
                         problem. You always a perpetrator,
                         running from what's real.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, man, shit's fucked up there.
                         You don't want to be in the 'hood.

                                   SWEET
                         No. That's exactly were I want to
                         be. What you done for our 'hood?

                                   CJ
                         Man, what the 'hood done for me?
                         Always dragging me down. Ever
                         since I got out of the 'hood shit
                         been cracking! That's everybody's
                         dream, to get out of the 'hood...

                                   SWEET
                         Man, you sound just like Smoke
                         right now.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, man, you hard. I'm gonna
                         show you what's going on in the
                         'hood.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Sweet are in Grove Street. A man comes running up to
               them carrying a blender.

                                   MAN
                         Yo', man, y'all want to buy a
                         blender? It's really good. It sort
                         of works.

                                   SWEET
                         Man, what the fuck? That's Mom's
                         blender!

               The man runs away.

                                   CJ
                         Looks like baseheads have took
                         over the spot. Let's go home.

                                   SWEET
                         This is home, man. Get these
                         fuckers out of Mom's house! You
                         was born in there. Damn!

               (On screen) Kill any crack dealers in your hood to keep your
               gang healthy.

               (On screen) If a gang member is high on crack you won't be
               able to use him.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Sweet are outside Sweet's house.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, let's get out of here. Go
                         see Kendl.

                                   SWEET
                         Kendl can come see me right here,
                         at her home.

                                   CJ
                         But it ain't nothing here no more.

                                   SWEET
                         Rome wasn't built in a day, nigga!

                                   CJ
                         My brother can be a real pain in
                         the ass!



Carl Johnson (BOSS)



Cut Throat Business (MISSION)



               CJ, Maccer, Paul and Madd Dogg are in the recording studio in
               Madd Dogg's Crib. Madd Dogg is watching TV. Paul is flicking
               the switches on the recording equipment and Maccer is wanking.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, what's up, Dogg?

                                   MADD DOGG
                         CJ, what's up, baby? Word.

                                   PAUL
                             (to Maccer)
                         Resist, sunshine, you can do it!
                         For me, eh? Fucking Northerners...
                         No, Maccer! Fight the urge! Think
                         of... Thatcher!

                                   MADD DOGG
                             (to CJ)
                         You know it's my time again...

                                   CJ
                         I know, dude. So what's holding
                         you back?

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Woah, hold up, this his video? I
                         gotta see this fool...

                                   CJ
                         Hey, man, you clean now. You got
                         nothing to worry about.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Man, that fake-ass LOC!

                                   CJ
                         Loc? But he's terrible!

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Mother-fucker... I knew there was
                         something familiar about those
                         rhymes he was kicking. They're
                         from my rhyme book! That's my
                         money! And those are my hos! And
                         that's my video he's shooting
                         today.

                                   CJ
                         OK, I say we make a cameo
                         appearance. just drop in,
                         unannounced.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Yeah, that's gangsta. C'mon.

                                   MACCER
                         I love you, Maggie! I love you,
                         Maggie!

                                   PAUL
                         Oh, Maccer!

                                   CJ
                         Oh, man!

                                   PAUL
                         You ain't right in the head, mate.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Madd Dogg pull up to the location of OG Loc's video
               shoot. OG Loc is there, with a reporter.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         You fucking phonies! Sum' bitch!
                         Gimme my rhyme book! Gimme back my
                         chain! Gimme back my hos!

               OG Loc gets into a hovercraft.

                                   CJ
                         He bustin' out! Come on, Dogg,
                         let's get him!

               CJ and Madd Dogg get into a hovercraft each.

               ///MISSION\\\

               OG Loc gets out of the hovercraft and onto a go-cart. CJ and
               Madd Dogg do the same.

               ///MISSION\\\

               OG Loc, CJ and Madd Dogg are in OG Loc's house.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         You phoney!

                                   OG LOC
                         Man, you can't prove nothing!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Jeffrey, you a buster,
                         straight bitch. You stabbed me and
                         my brother in the back.

                                   OG LOC
                         Man, I'm an artiste! We all make
                         mistakes,
                             (to Madd Dogg)
                         ain't that right, alkie?

                                   MADD DOGG
                         You ain't no artist! You's a
                         buster! You's a fake!

                                   OG LOC
                         Man, I was going to give you
                         credit on the next album!

               OG Loc holds some money out to Madd Dogg.

                                   OG LOC
                         Here, royalties! Take that! I got
                         more, too!

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Little bitch, I should just smack
                         dog-shit out your ass, break your
                         face right here, mother-fucker!

               Jimmy appears in the room.

                                   JIMMY
                         Yeah, you phoney! Heh heh heh heh!
                         Mr. Dogg, Jimmy Silverman,
                         Blastin' Fools Records.

                                   CJ
                         Hold up, I'm the manager. You want
                         to talk, talk to me.

                                   JIMMY
                         Oh, OK. Pleasure, gentlemen. Let's
                         talk, all right? I need hits. I
                         mean, hits! Now what about this
                         guy... this phoney... I've got a
                         good mind to sue his ass into next
                         year.

               Madd Dogg pushes OG Loc.

                                   OG LOC
                         Man, get off me, you drunk!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Loc - go get us some lunch.

                                   OG LOC
                         You get lunch!

               OG Loc bends down to pick up Madd Dogg's rhyme book, which he
               dropped when Madd Dogg pushed him.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Excuse me, gangsta - I don't think
                         so!

                                   OG LOC
                         Man - get outta here.

               Madd Dogg pushes OG Loc.

                                   OG LOC
                         Don't let him be pushing me! Don't
                         be pushing me...



Sweet (BOSS)



Beat Down On B Dup (MISSION)



               Sweet is in his house with a girl.

                                   GIRL
                         Just a little bit of party. I
                         heard you was down. So I gotta
                         gift from B Dup.

                                   SWEET
                         Come on now, I can't do that.

                                   GIRL
                         C'mon, Sweet, come on - make sure
                         you enjoy this. This is a rich
                         man's high. All the players are
                         doin' it. I know you're gonna
                         enjoy this. It takes the pain
                         away...

                                   SWEET
                         Oh, yeah?

               Sweet is just about to light a drug pipe when CJ enters.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, what the hell you doin'?!

                                   SWEET
                         Shit. Man, everything is 'caine,
                         'caine, 'caine. Man, I just wanna
                         see what's so good.

                                   CJ
                         What's wrong with you, man?

                                   SWEET
                         Man, this shit already destroyed
                         the whole 'hood. I... I might as
                         well let it destroy me, too.

                                   CJ
                         Man, you don't need that shit,
                         Sweet.

                                   SWEET
                         What do you know about this? THIS
                         is what it boils down to now.

                                   GIRL
                         Come on, Sweet. Toke the smoke.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, man, that shit'll steal your
                         heart. You can't see that? This
                         bitch talks nice to you and this
                         is what you do?

                                   SWEET
                         Aw, fuck this!

                                   GIRL
                             (to CJ)
                         You're going to have to deal with
                         B Dup.

                                   CJ
                         What? B DUP? We can handle that
                         shit right now, man. Get your ass
                         outta here. Bitch!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Sweet enter B Dup's old house. There is a GSF homie on
               the floor. CJ bangs on B Dup's front door.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, B Dup! Open up!

                                   SWEET
                         B Dup!

                                   CJ
                         Hey, open the door, punk!

                                   HOMIE
                         Yo', Dup ain't here. Moved out a
                         while back.

               Sweet picks up the homie and shakes him.

                                   SWEET
                         Where'd he go, dickhead?

                                   HOMIE
                         Yo' yo' yo', you're messing up a
                         cat's colours, dude!

                                   SWEET
                         Speak up, fool!

                                   HOMIE
                         Yo', I got something, a little
                         something, just what you need...

                                   SWEET
                         I don't want none of that shit! I
                         oughta split your wig right now!

                                   CJ
                         Sweet, no, you trippin', you
                         trippin', man - c'mon, put the gun
                         down! He a basehead, man!

                                   SWEET
                         Shit. He wearing Family colours,
                         that's supposed to make him
                         somebody.

                                   CJ
                         Look, fool, tell us where B Dup
                         is, and we outta here.

                                   HOMIE
                         He lives over Glen Park way - his
                         boy always there, give a cat what
                         he needs.

                                   SWEET
                         You're lucky.

               ///MISSION\\\

               On screen there are five Ballas guarding a house.

                                   SWEET
                         OK, the neighbourhood's sewed up
                         now.

                                   CJ
                         No sign of B Dup though, dog.

                                   SWEET
                         Check that place
                             (the house on screen)
                         over there.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, Sweet and B Dup are in B Dup's house.

                                   SWEET
                         Say something!

                                   B DUP
                         Hey, hey, no! I had no choice. I
                         was threatened! Shit came from the
                         boss, homie!

                                   CJ
                         Pop this mother-fucker, man. I'm
                         tired of hearing his bullshit.

                                   B DUP
                         No, man! I'm sorry, dog - Smoke's
                         fuckin' crazy. He's paranoid -
                         just sits in the house, thinking
                         other fools want his business!

                                   SWEET
                         Where's Smoke?

                                   B DUP
                         I can't tell you that.

                                   SWEET
                         Then I'll snatch your fucking
                         tongue out!

                                   B DUP
                         Man, I ain't saying nothing,
                         homie, 'cause I don't know! Only
                         his lieutenants know where he's
                         at!

                                   SWEET
                         I oughta wet your shirt anyway!

               Sweet throws B Dup to the floor and pulls his gun out.

                                   B DUP
                         Bear! Hey, Bear! Get the fuck out
                         here!

               Big Bear enters.

                                   BIG BEAR
                         What's up, your lordship?

                                   B DUP
                         Kill these mother-fuckers and I'll
                         give you a whole quarter sack. Now
                         handle that. Shoot them! What the
                         fuck is wrong with you? You ain't
                         hear what the fuck I said?

               Big Bear turns on B Dup.

                                   BIG BEAR
                         I'm tired of smoking, I'm tired of
                         crack and I'm tired of doing your
                         fucking housework.

               Big Bear punches B Dup to the floor.

                                   B DUP
                         Oh, shit! Man, what the fuck you
                         do that for, man?

                                   BIG BEAR
                         CJ, man, c'mon, put me back on the
                         team. Gimme twenty bucks, and I'm
                         all yours, man. Blast from the
                         past.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, let's take a ride, homie -
                         I'm gonna shoot you somewhere
                         you're gonna enjoy.

               CJ, Sweet and Big Bear are outside B Dup's house. Big Bear is
               in the car.

                                   SWEET
                         I got Bear's back, man.

                                   CJ
                         A'ight. I'll see you in a minute,
                         Bear!

                                   BIG BEAR
                         Where we going, Sweet?

                                   SWEET
                         Someplace where we can get old
                         Bear back!

                                   BIG BEAR
                         A'ight. I'm down for that...



Sweet (BOSS)



Grove 4 Life (MISSION)



               Sweet is in his house with four GSF homies.

                                   SWEET
                         You gotta love your 'hood like you
                         love your homies. It's always been
                         that way, and ain't nothing ever
                         gonna change, I done seen it all.

               CJ enters.

                                   SWEET
                         Whattup, CJ?

                                   CJ
                         Whassup? Yeah... I'm glad to see
                         things back the way they used to
                         be.

                                   SWEET
                         Nah, it ain't like it was, but
                         it's gonna be. We still gotta get
                         everybody in the 'hood back
                         together. I was just telling these
                         cats what's important. We gotta
                         let everybody know: Grove is back
                         on the map.

                                   CJ
                         Hold up - don't you think we ought
                         to take it easy?

                                   SWEET
                         What?

                                   CJ
                         You know, I got other things in
                         mind - commitments I made.

                                   SWEET
                         Can y'all step outside for a
                         minute? I need to talk to him.

               The four homies exit.

                                   SWEET
                         If you don't get this shit
                         together, what you think this
                         place is going to look like? You
                         always did real good leaving jobs
                         half finished.

                                   CJ
                         That's cold, Sweet.

                                   SWEET
                         Man, we can't take care of this
                         from no bitch-ass rapper's
                         mansion. 

                                   CJ
                         Look, the world is bigger than
                         this 'hood.

                                   SWEET
                         This is where our lives began and
                         where it's probably gonna end. And
                         don't forget where you came from,
                         mister uppity ass nigga.

                                   CJ
                         Now that ain't fair.

                                   SWEET
                         Oh - somebody just crossed out all
                         the writing on the wall.
                         Disrespected your 'hood. And you
                         act like you don't give a fuck.
                         THAT ain't fair.

                                   CJ
                         OK. Have it your way. C'mon.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Sweet are outside Sweet's house.

                                   SWEET
                         You helped Grove Street Families
                         hammer them Ballas.

                                   CJ
                         Johnson boys rolled right over
                         them!

                                   SWEET
                         OK, dog, I'm going to get some
                         sleep, I'm beat. Here, I took this
                         from one of those Ballas fools.
                         Probably drug money - here's your
                         half.



Carl Johnson (BOSS)



Riot (MISSION)



               CJ, Maccer, The Truth, Madd Dogg, Kendl, Cesar and Sweet are
               all gathered around a TV in Madd Dogg's Crib.

                                   MACCER
                         C'mon you bunch of wankers, this
                         is unbearable!

                                   REPORTER
                             (on TV)
                         Officers Eddie Pulaski and Frank
                         Tenpenny, both hard working
                         members of a community policing
                         unit, have been charged with
                         racketeering, corruption,
                         narcotics and sexual assault.

                                   KENDL
                         They brought it on themselves.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         That bastard cost me my farm. And
                         he hogged the bong.

                                   REPORTER
                         ...conspired to kill fellow
                         officer Ralph Pendelbury who
                         threatened to turn state's
                         evidence and who was then found
                         shot dead in a supposedly
                         unrelated gang incident...

                                   SWEET
                         I'd say 20 years.

                                   CESAR
                         Try 5 years. Cops always get off
                         easy.

                                   KENDL
                         Yeah, I heard that.

                                   REPORTER
                         ...retracted witness statements
                         and now the disappearance of
                         fellow officer Jimmy Hernandez,
                         and Officer Pulaski himself,
                         believed to be on the run.

               CUT TO later that day.

                                   REPORTER
                         Oh, wait, they're exiting the
                         courtroom now!

                                   KENDL
                         That bastard Pulaski will probably
                         turn up dead, just like the rest
                         of them.

               Tenpenny's lawyer is talking on TV.

                                   Lawyer
                         ...of the lack of evidence against
                         my client, the district attorney's
                         office has seen fit to drop all
                         charges...

                                   SWEET
                         What?!

                                   KENDL
                         That's bullshit.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         You see? You can't trust the
                         system, man!

                                   REPORTER
                         ...surprise decision is wholly
                         unprecedented...

                                   MADD DOGG
                         Oh man, there just ain't no
                         JUSTICE!

                                   MACCER
                         I know, I've been arrested
                         numerous times for totally natural
                         behaviour!

                                   REPORTER
                         ...Los Santos will burn tonight!

                                   SWEET
                         Ain't nobody gonna be rioting in
                         my 'hood!

                                   CESAR
                         I don't know about that, holmes.
                         Look. The whole city is going up.
                         People are fucking pissed off
                         about this.

                                   CJ
                         People don't know what they want.
                         We're all being used.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         You see, man? It's always the
                         same, friend. Power systems
                         corrupt everyone.

                                   SWEET
                         Look, I say we go secure the
                         'hood, we ain't getting shit
                         together so some idiot can burn it
                         down.

               CJ and Sweet are outside Madd Dogg's Crib.

                                   CJ
                         Shit's real fucked up, man.

                                   SWEET
                         Yeah, but we gonna handle this
                         ourselves.

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Sweet are in Grove Street.

                                   SWEET
                         I'm gonna gather up some homies,
                         and get the 'hood locked down.

                                   CJ
                         You need anything, give me a call.
                         I'm gonna check out the city and
                         see what I can see.

                                   SWEET
                         You be careful out there, CJ.



Sweet (BOSS)



Los Desperados (MISSION)



               Sweet is in his house on the phone.

                                   SWEET
                         Yeah, so get the place locked
                         down. No one's gonna ruin the
                         'hood. You hear me? No one!
                         Alright, see you.

               CJ enters.

                                   CJ
                         Whattup?

                                   SWEET
                         We almost got the 'hood under
                         control, man. CJ, this is some
                         serious shit, man.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, man, I know, man. I went
                         through a lot of shit for this
                         family since you been gone, so I
                         know...

                                   SWEET
                         What? For yourself. Not for the
                         family. Don't get shit confused,
                         nigga.

                                   CJ
                         Man, when you gonna give me a
                         break?

                                   SWEET
                         When you stop acting like you the
                         man. You keep yapping on what you
                         done did, let me tell you what I
                         done did. When Kendl needed shoes.
                         I went out and got the money. When
                         Moms needed an operation, I robbed
                         people for the bread. While you
                         were off in Liberty City thinking
                         about your own shit. For five
                         years, come on man. Now you do
                         something, you want a fucking
                         parade? Nigga, please.

                                   CJ
                         That ain't fair, man.

               Cesar enters.

                                   CESAR
                         Carl, man, I need your help.

                                   CJ
                         Man, I'm kinda busy right now.
                         Family shit.

                                   CESAR
                         I helped you guys, hombre. It's
                         time you helped me and my homies.
                         My 'hood's screwed up too. We got
                         this shitty neighbourhood on
                         lockdown now.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, what you need?

                                   CESAR
                         It's time to get my old gang back
                         together, push out those yay-
                         slanging punks, eh?

                                   CJ
                         I know, but I got a lot going on
                         right here in my own 'hood, man.
                         And I made my brother a promise.

                                   SWEET
                         All your brother wants you to do
                         is pay back your debts, CJ.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, I hear you. I got your
                         back - c'mon, let's roll.

                                   CESAR
                         Orale! The Varrio's coming back!

               CJ and Cesar are outside Sweet's house.

                                   CJ
                         OK, so what's the plan?

                                   CESAR
                         We're going to meet three of my
                         veterano's over at Unity Station.

                                   CJ
                         Three, is that all? A'ight, I'm a
                         get a couple of Family boys to
                         come through too.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Three of Cesar's homies are at Unity Station.

                                   HOMIE 1
                         Those Vagos, man, I'm gonna cut
                         those cacos.

                                   HOMIE 2
                         Raspalo hasta el hueso!

               CJ and Cesar appear.

                                   CESAR
                         Hey, carnales, what's cracking,
                         holmes?

                                   HOMIE 3
                         Cesar! And you must be CJ. Cesar
                         says your cool, so we cool,
                         holmes.

               CJ, Cesar, and Cesar's three homies are walking towards
               Cesar's neighbourhood.

                                   CESAR
                         OK. We will have to work our way
                         through this neighbourhood to get
                         to my house. If we stick together
                         those Vagos pendejos won't stand a
                         chance! Watch each others' backs,
                         amigos. Hasta la muerte!

                                   Three HOMIES
                         HASTA LA MUERTE!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, Cesar and Cesar's three homies are walking down an
               alleyway.

                                   CESAR
                         that was the easy bit, eh. Now we
                         go into the viper's nest. This is
                         where it gets tough. Luckily we
                         have a little surprise up our
                         sleeves, eh, Sunny!

                                   CJ
                         That's a rocket launcher man!
                         We'll bring the National Guard
                         down on us!

                                   CESAR
                         Look around you, CJ, the whole
                         city is a war zone! C'mon, I want
                         to take my house back!

               ///MISSION\\\

               The group carry on down the alleyway. One of Cesar's homies is
               on the floor, another homie is squatting near him.

                                   CESAR
                         Shit, Hazer...

                                   HOMIE
                         He is pretty bad, Cesar...

                                   CESAR
                         More Vagos! They're coming over
                         the walls!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, Cesar and one of Cesar's homies are walking down the
               alleyway.

                                   CESAR
                         Let's fucking finish this!

                                   CJ
                         I'm with you man, let's take these
                         punks!

               More Vagos are surrounding Cesar's house.

                                   VAGOS 1
                         Vagos rule this varrio now -
                         Aztecas are no more!

               Vagos 1 sends a flame out of his flamethrower.

                                   VAGOS 1
                         Burn, Aztecas, burn!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ, Cesar and one of Cesar's homies are walking towards
               Cesar's house.

                                   CJ
                         Alright, that's the last of 'em.

                                   CESAR
                         How is Hazer?

                                   HOMIE
                         We need to get him to a hospital.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, I'll take him.

                                   CESAR
                         CJ, you have done more than
                         enough. You should get back to
                         Grove.

                                   CJ
                         Alright ese, I'll see you after
                         all this is settled down.

                                   CESAR
                         Thank you, CJ and good luck, my
                         friend.



Sweet (BOSS)



End Of The Line (MISSION)



               Sweet is in his house. CJ enters.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Sweet!

                                   SWEET
                         Whassup?

                                   CJ
                         It's time for Smoke.

                                   SWEET
                         Alright let's roll.

                                   CJ
                         Johnson brothers fittin' to take
                         that fat fool down!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ and Sweet are in a car outside Big Smoke's crack house.

                                   CJ
                         Look, I know you down for this,
                         but I gotta go in there alone.

                                   SWEET
                         What?

                                   CJ
                         Smoke played me. Tenpenny played
                         me.

                                   SWEET
                         They played us all.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, but you're right - I was a
                         busta when my family need me the
                         most. Hey, I let Brian die, man.
                         This one's for him, for Moms...
                         and for you, bro.

                                   SWEET
                         For Grove Street, baby.

                                   CJ
                         Yeah, for the Grove, baby.

                                   SWEET
                         Hey - if you need me, you know
                         where I'll be.

                                   CJ
                         For sure. You've always been there
                         for me, man.

               (On screen) Security is tight in the Crack Fortress. There is
               only one way in but the door is locked down because of the
               riots. The only way past that reinforced entrance is to knock
               it down.

               (On screen) A heavy vehicle like the SWAT Tank will be able to
               smash down the entrance easily.

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) Floor 1: Security Area

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) Floor 2: Drug Lab

               ///MISSION\\\

               (On screen) Floor 3: Ballas Lounge

               ///MISSION\\\

               Big Smoke is in his room on floor 4 of his crack house,
               playing on his computer console. CJ walks up behind him.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Smoke!

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Hey, CJ, I was wondering when
                         you'd show up.

                                   CJ
                         How'd you know it was me?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Knew it was my old dog CJ. Knew
                         you was coming and I don't give a
                         shit.

                                   CJ
                         I'm here to take care of your fat
                         ass, then I'm gonna take care of
                         your friends in the police
                         department. Where they at?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Man, fuck this shit.

               Big Smoke puts down the computer pad and proceeds to inhale
               some drugs.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Man, that's some good shit...

               CJ starts to talk about Tenpenny.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Fuck Tenpenny and fuck his Polish
                         lap dog, and fuck the police, man.
                         All that's old shit. Look at you,
                         you got the whole world. I ain't
                         got no regrets, man.

               CJ begins to talk again but is cut short by Big Smoke.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         I made it, CJ! I'm a success. I
                         can't be touched! I don't give a
                         fuck. Fuck the whole world.

                                   CJ
                         What happened to you, man?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         Man, what the fuck do you care?
                         Guess we better do this shit
                         then...

               Big Smoke pulls out a gun.

               ///MISSION\\\

               Big Smoke is sat against a wall, coughing and bleeding. CJ is
               crouched down next to him.

                                   CJ
                         Hey, Smoke, what made you flip out
                         like that, man? Was it the drugs,
                         or what?

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         I got caught up in the money, the
                         power... I don't give a shit. Oh
                         fuck, man...

                                   CJ
                         Why you just didn't quit, man? We
                         was like family, homie.

                                   BIG SMOKE
                         I had no choice... I had to do
                         it... I just see the opportunity.
                         When I'm gone, everyone gonna
                         remember my name... Big Smoke!

               Big Smoke dies.

                                   CJ
                         Oh, damn, man... What a waste.

               Tenpenny enters, holding a gun.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Carl Johnson. My man. I need you
                         to do me another favour. You
                         killed Pulaski, and now this fat
                         fuck - there's no stopping you!
                         Drop the gun.

               CJ drops his gun.

                                   CJ
                         You ain't leaving here alive, man.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Where's your brother at, huh?

                                   CJ
                         Why you just didn't shoot me in
                         the back? Feeling exposed, huh?

                                   TENPENNY
                         Shut your dumb ass up and load the
                         bag. C'mon, let's go, I ain't got
                         time to fuck with you!

                                   CJ
                         So what it's like, Tenpenny, huh?
                         All alone, nobody got your back?
                         Suck, huh?

               CJ starts loading Big Smoke's money into Tenpenny's bag.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Why you think I'm alone? I got a
                         couple of rookies outside. But I
                         gotta open their eyes slowly, you
                         know - a little truth here, a
                         little truth there... A'ight, fuck
                         it, that's enough. Chuck it over,
                         I've got a firetruck to catch.

                                   CJ
                         You're crazy man, you've lost
                         it... you're gone.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Half the city is looking for cops
                         to kill, Carl, and I ain't about
                         to get dragged out of a patrol car
                         and get beaten to death by some
                         angry mob. Not tonight.

                                   CJ
                         What you catching, a plane?

                                   TENPENNY
                         Ding ding ding ding ding! Good
                         answer, Carl! You know, you're
                         gonna thank me one day, for
                         opening your fucking eyes. Oh! I
                         almost forgot, Carl! Time to die!

                                   CJ
                         Uh, Sweet!

               Tenpenny turns around, Sweet isn't there, CJ dives behind a
               chair.

                                   TENPENNY
                         What? Mother-f-

               Tenpenny fires his gun to where CJ was but misses CJ.

                                   TENPENNY
                         It ain't over, Carl! It ain't
                         over!

               Tenpenny runs out of the room with his bag full of money. CUT
               TO Tenpenny on a downstairs floor. He fires a bullet into a
               piece of machinery.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Carl, you mother-fucking piece of
                         shit gang-banging cock-sucker!

               (On screen) Tenpenny has caused an explosion, the lighting in
               the building is off and the whole place is beginning to burn
               down. You need to get out of here quick!

               ///MISSION\\\

               CJ dives out of Big Smoke's crack house as it is exploding
               behind him. Sweet is outside. Tenpenny gets into a fire
               engine.

                                   SWEET
                         Tenpenny, you mother-fucking piece
                         of shit!

               Sweet jumps onto the ladder on the back of the fire engine and
               hangs on as Tenpenny is driving away.

                                   SWEET
                         I ain't letting you get away with
                         all you've done!

                                   CJ
                         Sweet, no!

               ///MISSION\\\

               The fire engine with Tenpenny still in it goes over the edge
               of a bridge and lands on the road in Grove Street. Tenpenny
               stumbles out of the fire engine.

                                   TENPENNY
                         Come on, assholes. I'll take you
                         all. You're mine! Mine! I run this
                         town! Hey, over here! Hey! Officer
                         down! Come on! HEY! Assholes! You
                         never understood what I did! Fifty
                         of me and this town would be OK. I
                         took the trash out! I DID! And I'd
                         do it all again...

               Tenpenny is coughing on the floor. CJ, Sweet, Cesar and Kendl
               appear. CJ is pointing a gun at Tenpenny.

                                   SWEET
                         Don't... don't do it man, he's
                         gone.

                                   CJ
                         I just wanna be sure it's over,
                         man. That's all.

                                   SWEET
                         It's cool, don't need to put a
                         bullet in him. He killed his self
                         in a traffic accident. No one to
                         blame. Let's roll.

               The Truth appears.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         I mean, far out, man. You know, I
                         mean, you beat the system! I tried
                         for thirty years to cross over but
                         you've managed it, man. I mean,
                         man, you're an icon, man!

                                   CJ
                         Oh - thanks, man.

                                   KENDL
                         I'm just glad it's finally over.

                                   SWEET
                         What's up with Smoke?

                                   CJ
                         You know what's up with Smoke. He
                         always saw things a little
                         different than us.

                                   KENDL
                         Smoke? Smoke was always on his
                         own, always out for self.

                                   THE TRUTH
                         That is the surest path to hell,
                         man. Well - that or fifteen
                         microdots and an ounce of
                         mescaline.

                                   CESAR
                         Let's go get something to eat.

                                   SWEET
                         Sounds good to me.

               Sweet, Cesar, Kendl and The Truth walk away. CJ stays and goes
               over to Tenpenny who is laying dead on the floor.

                                   CJ
                         See you around. Officer.

               CJ, Cesar, Kendl, Sweet and The Truth are in CJ's house.

                                   CJ
                         Now that everything is cool, we
                         gotta stay on top of our game.
                         Keep everything in check, but
                         subtle.

                                   KENDL
                         We got problems in Venturas,
                         problems in San Fierro. Shit's
                         never ending.

                                   SWEET
                         For sure. I mean, the Families is
                         back on their feet. But we gotta
                         keep shit tight cuz a lot of
                         people have got their eyes on us.

               CJ's front door opens. CJ, Sweet and Cesar pull out their
               guns. Rosie, Maccer, Paul and Madd Dogg enter}

                                   ROSIE
                         I come in peace with Mr Dogg here
                         who has an announcement.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         My, I mean OUR first gold record.

               Everybody cheers.

                                   MACCER
                         And I've decided to get breast
                         implants.

                                   PAUL
                         Shut up, will ya?

                                   CJ
                         Anyway, what's next?

                                   KENDL
                         We should hit the casinos, roll
                         some dice with Woozie.

                                   SWEET
                         Nah, we gotta take care of shit
                         here first.

                                   MADD DOGG
                         We're going on tour, fan!

                                   ROSIE
                         Has anyone got a tissue? My nose
                         is... it just won't stop running -
                         anybody?

                                   MACCER
                         Yeah, I have, over here...

                                   ROSIE
                         Uh, I'll pass.

                                   KENDL
                         Carl, where are you off to now?

                                   CJ
                         Fittin' to hit the block, see
                         what's happening.

               Rockstar credits roll.





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Written by Graeme Murphy, A.K.A. Omah.