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TABLE OF CONTENTS --------------------------------------------------------------- Notes Credits Head Radio script Conor & Jay - Train..................................[S0001] Commercial - The MainFrame (Movie)...................[C0010] Cloud Nineteen - The One For Me......................[S0002] Commercial - Vivasection (Board Game)................[C0020] Purser - Take The Pain...............................[S0003] Commercial - Koala Toilette Paper....................[C0030] L. Marie (feat. Raff) - Free Yourself................[S0004] 15 Ways - Drive......................................[S0005] Commercial - C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. Message 1............[C0040] Rosco Stow - Welcome to the Real World...............[S0006] Commercial - Ammu-Nation.............................[C0050] Commercial - C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. Message 2............[C0060] Vanilla Smoothie - Keep Dreaming.....................[S0007] Contact Thanks NOTES --------------------------------------------------------------- All of Mike's outros and some intros are done during the lyrics, but I have separated them to make it easier to write for me, and read for you. Any (?) means I'm not clear on what was said. So any clarification is welcome. CREDITS --------------------------------------------------------------- Writing: Dan Houser and Lazlow Jones DJ Michael Hunt: Russ Mottla Imaging Production: Jeff Berlin Imaging Voices: Jeff Berlin and Katelyn Hutchinson --------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------- HEAD RADIO SCRIPT --------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------- Imaging --------------------------------------------------------------- Male Imaging Voice Head Radio Female Imaging Voice Head Radio Male Imaging Voice Music that our demographic research says will put you in the mood... Female Imaging Voice To buy things Female Imaging voice Head Radio --------------------------------------------------------------- Conor & Jay - Train [S0001] --------------------------------------------------------------- Written by Craig Conner & Julie Wemyss Produced by Craig Conner Guitars by Jon McCavish Vocals by Julie Wemyss and Craig Conner --------------------------------------------------------------- DJ Michael Hunt (Intro) Wax the candle, beat the bishop, your cruise director down the river sticks is here baby. It's DJ Michael 'Clam Bake' Hunt. Let's rock and roll baby! Conor & Jay I was a fool Treated you cruel But that don't make much sense When I was clearly in love Still with you I ran away You begged me to stay But there was nothin, nothin, nothin I wouldn't do That you asked me to DJ Michael Hunt Head Radio! Conor & Jay (chorus) Come on, come on Lets take this train We're movin outta here But we'll soon be back again Come on, come on Lets take this train We're movin outta here But we'll soon be back again I couldn't say if it were true I was opening my mind to something so new That I had to do I wouldn't change What can I do If this time apart Would cause this pain of the heart Take it back again Your momma don't think much of What I did to you Your daddy don't understand But it's god damn true Let me tell you now (chorus) Come and climb aboard And change your life Stopping off at loneliness and life Your momma don't think much of What I did to you Your daddy don't understand But it's god damn true (chorus x2) DJ Michael Hunt Conor and Jay with Train, on Head Radio. Conor & Jay Come and climb aboard And change your life Stopping off at loneliness and life DJ Michael Hunt (Outro) Remember, Mike loves rock and roll, but he really loves giving Head... Radio listeners the chance to register to win a free trip to San Andreas and the Glory Hole theme park. Remember rockers Head Radio is the official station of the Glory Hole Theme Park. Go all the way sweepstakes. Let�s take a break. --------------------------------------------------------------- Commercial - The MainFrame (Movie) [C0010] --------------------------------------------------------------- Male Narrator The event movie of the year, everyone is talking about. Man You're just a virus, you're not real. Mother I'm your mother stupid. Male Narrator A group of people that think the whole world is trapped in a computer. Man We can't get out! Women Hurry, stick your hard disk inside my drive! Man I can't! My hard disk crashed! Women Reboot it! Male Narrator The MainFrame. What happens when five college students take LSD and discover the truth... Man Aaaaaaahh! Your face is a big pixel. Male Narrator And they have to make the decision of their lives. Women What's it gonna be? Yes or No? One or Zero? Male Narrator The MainFrame, it's real. Women Oh no, the MainFrame Male Narrator Coming to theatres this Friday. Rated PS, for Pretty Stupid. --------------------------------------------------------------- Cloud Nineteen - The One For Me [S0002] --------------------------------------------------------------- Written & Produced by Will Morton Additional Lyrics by Paul Mackie Guitars by Allan Walker & Chris Morton Lead Vocals by Raff Backing Vocals by Paul Mackie & Raff --------------------------------------------------------------- DJ Michael Hunt (Intro) Man, last night I was at a backstage party for the Gurning Chimps. I met this deaf girl right after Maccer was sick on my shoes. My sign language is a little sloppy but Mikey knows how to win the ladies. A little air guitar and a roofie and you're back in business. Ya, baby, let's get some more music. Cloud Nineteen Everyday when I hear you say I love you You fill my heart with joy It's okay I don't wanna stay Without you I need you like you never knew What you mean to me You're my everything I will do What you want me too Like a worker bee In a honey tree I wanna be with you forevermore I give you my heart You're what I'm looking for (chorus) You're the light of my life You're my missing link You're perfection itself And we're so in sync So please be mine I will guarantee On the dotted line You're the one for me Every night when you hold me tight You set my heart free It's alright you're a ray of light That shines out ta me I wanna be with you forevermore I give you my heart You're what I'm looking for (chorus) (instrumental break) (chorus) DJ Michael Hunt (Outro) Cloud Nineteen with The One For Me. God, that song brings tears to my eyes. Trust me, Mike is a man in touch with his emotions too, thanks to those new psychotropic drugs. I may not currently be in contact with my kids, but I am in touch with my emotions. --------------------------------------------------------------- Imaging --------------------------------------------------------------- Female Imaging Voice 1 Head Radio. The official home of rock and roll since rock and roll, officially, sold out. Female Imaging Voice 2 Head Radio. --------------------------------------------------------------- Commercial - Vivasection (Board Game) [C0020] --------------------------------------------------------------- Male Narrator It's the board game that's sweeping the country. Kids Vivasection! Male Narrator Science is finally fun, with Vivasection. Get your lab coats kids, because you get to run real experiments, on real live rats, while playing a fun game for the whole family. Run your rat through Vermin's Vortex Maze. It's the game that's just like life: Just when you think you've won, someone blinds you with industrial solvent. Conduct all kinds of fun experiments. Including: cosmetic allergy tests, and chemical warfare preparation. Kids Vivasection! Male Narrator Because real science, is real fun. Conduct experiments on friends too. Boy 1 Aw, your rat bit me. Boy 2 Ha ha you got the plague. Male Narrator Who says scientists are boring dorks who never have any fun? Disembowel animals, time after time, for money, kicks, and scientific prestige, with Vivasection. --------------------------------------------------------------- Purser - Take The Pain [S0003] --------------------------------------------------------------- Written & Produced by Will Morton, Chris Morton Additional Lyrics by Paul Mackie Lead Vocals by Paul Mackie Additional Vocals by Will Morton --------------------------------------------------------------- DJ Michael Hunt (Intro) I love you Liberty City I do, I love you. We built this city, we built it with this sort of record. Purser I want to go Down to the store Why can't you see You're no good to me Get on the floor Open the door You hit the floor We'll come through the fall(?) (chorus) I'm like a psycho ninja Put some poison in ya (?) When I'm done with ya You'll bring my pris-na I'm like a psycho ninja Put some poison in ya (?) When I'm done with ya You'll be a prisona Come on feel the pain ((?)) Come on feel the pain ((?)) Come on feel the pain ((?)) Come on take the pain ((?)) Take the pain Take the pain ((?)) (instrumental break) Break all the rules This ain't no school Diamond and jewels(?) Running in for fools (?) on your face (?) in your place Up with my pace On(?) my rascal case (?) (chorus) DJ Michael Hunt Boy if that don't make your pinky stinky. DJ Michael 'Manual Override' Hunt is going all day and all night baby. Purser Come on take the pain Take the pain Take the pain DJ Michael Hunt (Outro) Liberty City is the greatest town in America. Some say to me "Mike, that town is the trench with the stench", I say "Hey, once you go down in this town, you won't wanna to go down anywhere else". Let's listen to some important messages from our sponsors. This is Head Radio I'm Michael 'Axe Wound' Hunt. --------------------------------------------------------------- Imaging --------------------------------------------------------------- Female Imaging Voice 1 Head Radio, we're better than other stations. Male Imaging Voice Because nobody wants the lips. Female Imaging Voice 1 They want. Female Imaging Voice 2 Head Radio. --------------------------------------------------------------- Commercial - Koala Toilette Paper [C0030] --------------------------------------------------------------- Female Narrator There's nothing more intimate than your choice of toilette paper, except for maybe your choice of tampon, but, that's another commercial. The marketing department here at Koala asked thousands of house wives what their dream toilette tissue would be they said: Something with pretty colours that matches my bathroom, ribbed and quilted for pleasure. An expensive brand that makes me feel superior, even when I'm on the john and constipated as hell. Something patriotic, that sends Australia a message, and, no more skid marks. So we decided to combine these ideas in the new improved Koala. The paper that stops skid marks dead in their tracks. It's quilted, because we all dream of wiping our ass on quilts, don't we? It's absorbent because it has to be. It's expensive, so your poor friends will feel inferior, and it stops those nasty stains right at their source. Know what I mean? It's like a soft, fluffy animal you can wipe your ass with. Koala let the bear deal with your behind. --------------------------------------------------------------- L. Marie (feat. Raff) - Free Yourself [S0004] --------------------------------------------------------------- Written & Produced by Craig Conner Vocals by L-Marie and Raff Backing Vocals by Craig Conner --------------------------------------------------------------- DJ Michael Hunt (Intro) You're on the home of rock and roll, Head Radio, with me Michael 'Eye of the Storm' Hunt. You know since I moved from the west coast Mike misses his riding lawnmower, and having a yard. I miss my mom the most though. God she was hot, almost as hot as the chicks in the video for this next song. L. Marie (feat. Raff) Free yourself It be good for you ((?)) DJ Michael Hunt This one's dedicated to Dan from Ruthie, Dan you better call that fine women. L. Marie (feat. Raff) Baby I got a question Have I (?) to you Have you got the rhythm Do you got the moves Hey girl you can tell (?) (?) That I got something good Tell me baby what you got to Right now baby let's get it started Show me what I gotta do (What do I gotta do oh) Dance and free yourself (baby baby) It be good for you (It be good for you) Dance and free yourself (baby baby) It be good for you ((?)) Boy I'm kinda nervous Tell me is it kinda cool I guess I didn't tell ya (I didn't I tell you baby) That I was watchin you Hey girl you can tell (?) (?) That I got something good Tell me baby what you got to Right now baby let's get it started Show me what I gotta do (What do I gotta do oh) Dance and free yourself (baby baby) It be good for you (It be good for you) Dance and free yourself (baby baby) It be good for you ((?)) Dance and free yourself (baby baby) It be good for you ((?)) Dance and free yourself (baby baby) It be good for you ((?)) Let's get up on the dance floor yaaaa Dance like a super rock star baby Hey when this dance ends can I take you home I got a big car it's silver and gold We can ride right to the end of the road I'm busy tonight but give me a call Because(?) free yourself (baby baby) It be good for you ((?)) Dance and free yourself (baby baby) It be good for you ((?)) Dance and free yourself (baby baby) It be good for you ((?)) Dance and free yourself (baby baby) It be good for you ((?)) DJ Michael Hunt (Outro) Don't miss the Liberty City mall live food court extravaganza where DJ Michael 'The Love Muscle' Hunt will have battle of the unsigned bands. Winner receives a gift certificate to Zip, that�s where Mike gets all his cool threads. L. Marie (feat. Raff) Dance. DJ Michael Hunt Hey man that's better than the internet. I say that to mom all the time. When you're drunk and wear a dress anything can happen. --------------------------------------------------------------- 15 Ways - Drive [S0005] --------------------------------------------------------------- Written & Produced by Colin Entwistle Vocals by Paul Mackie --------------------------------------------------------------- DJ Michael Hunt (Intro) Michael 'Party Til You're in Paris (?)' Hunt is hitting you with this next one. These guys can really hit that axe. 15 Ways Destiny�s found these new ways To confound all my anger and pain Why don't you say it again And the look on your face Means to put me in place Cuz whatever I say I always get the same reaction It really drives me to distraction You drive me to distraction You drive me to the end of the road It's so near(?) and so cold I can see through your stare That we're going nowhere (we're going nowhere) Now it's easy to see You're just playing with me And your smile is so thin(?) I have love by copular reaction It really drives me to distraction You really drive me to distraction You drive me to the start of this race Before I knew this place Where I try to tell you how You wasted my heart And before you could start I lean over and say I hope I drive you to distraction Do I drive you to distraction I hope I drive you to distraction Do I drive you to distraction DJ Michael Hunt (Outro) Rock and roll baby, not that top 40 pansy crap. Screw you Lips 106 just cuz your ratings are better. 15 Ways and Drive. --------------------------------------------------------------- Imaging --------------------------------------------------------------- Female Imaging Voice 1 Head Radio. Male Imaging Voice Radio the way it was meant to be. Female Imaging Voice 1 Radio, the way it was meant to be. Female Imaging Voice 2 Played off a hard drive. Male Imaging Voice And automated at night, so we don't have to pay DJs. Female Imaging Voice 1 The way it was meant to be. --------------------------------------------------------------- Commercial - C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. Message 1 [C0040] --------------------------------------------------------------- Mom I hate you! Get out! Dad Oh ya? Then let me tell our son I'm movin out. Ryan! What the hell is this? Ryan It's a vase. Dad That's a bong! (stern) Where did you learn how to make this? Ryan (crying) I learned it on the internet. Male Narrator Broken families begin in one place. The internet. Don't get into a traffic accident on the information super highway. Keep your family together; keep off the internet. This message brought to you by: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And Peoples Safety. DJ Michael Hunt What the hell is the internet anyway? I mean, a lot of computers linked up so you can look at pictures of chicks in the buff. What's wrong with a good old fashioned telescope or a shoe mirror? Try sneakin a computer into the bathroom at work. --------------------------------------------------------------- Rosco Stow - Welcome to the Real World [S0006] --------------------------------------------------------------- Written & Produced by Craig Conner Guitars Written, Produced and Performed by Allan Walker Lead Vocals by Andy Dorrat Backing Vocals by Craig Conner, Anna Stuart and Kim Gurney --------------------------------------------------------------- DJ Michael Hunt (Intro) This is Rosco Stow, Welcome to the Real World. Rosco Stow I'm so sick of the way That you get so down harder today They're sayin Hollywood in the May(?) But you're dressed like a film star When you turned eighteen Did you have a dream (chorus) Welcome to the real world Now there's nothin left for you Everybody's store you bought So what is there left to do Come for me Come for me Come for me Take out the trash And have five more minutes to think Think about who who who can you be You were never destined for fame But you still love the camera When you turned thirty Did you have a dream (chorus) (instrumental break) (chorus) DJ Michael Hunt (Outro) People call the Head Radio line and say "Mike, which team do you like, the cocks or the beavers?" I like'em both baby! I'm an all action kinda guy. Rosco Stow What is there left to do DJ Michael Hunt We're gonna take a break, don't touch that dial. --------------------------------------------------------------- Commercial - Ammu-Nation [C0050] --------------------------------------------------------------- Male Narrator To fat and lazy to come pick up a bazooka? Log on and have it at your door the next morning. Log on to AmmuNation.net, try our motion sensitive cluster bombs and shoot-to-maim automated- firing gun turrets. Which come ready to assemble in 284 easy parts. AmmuNation.net also has a full line of generators so you can keep your fridge running and the beer cold through extended apocalypse. Need to stock up fast? The strongest will survive with our all-in-one Y2K kit. Featuring: A tractor trailer load of Logger Beer, Redwood Cigarettes, and enough fire power and ammunition to level a small country. Jesus fuck! Y2K It's coming and you'd better be ready. Log on to AmmuNation.net now. Protecting your rights, online. DJ Michael Hunt Keep it locked on Head people. --------------------------------------------------------------- Commercial - C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. Message 2 [C0060] --------------------------------------------------------------- Women Tommy! Who is that naked man in your room? Tommy That's Jack. He's my new friend I met on the internet. Male Narrator The internet may appear like the future, but it's really a cyber-optic predators playground. Nine out of ten children who get on the internet are prayed upon by perverts, sickos, and society at large. This message brought to you by Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And Peoples Safety. --------------------------------------------------------------- Imaging --------------------------------------------------------------- Female Imaging Voice Head Radio Male Imaging Voice Head Radio. It's a one way relationship. Female Imaging Voice Okay. --------------------------------------------------------------- Vanilla Smoothie - Keep Dreaming [S0007] --------------------------------------------------------------- Written & Produced by Alastair MacGregor Guitars by Allan Walker Vocals by Fiona Stoddart --------------------------------------------------------------- DJ Michael Hunt (Intro) Hey this is your Vinyl Casanova; the man who's gonna rock you for three and half minutes at a time. Here's Vanilla Smoothie. Vanilla Smoothie Oh no what's this Staring back at me I'm blinded by the silence That just wouldn't go outside Why you keeping me in this house of glass To see when I'm gonna crack (to see when I'm gonna crack) Well I think that you might be the straw That breaks my back (chorus) Yet I keep dreamin I keep dreaming everything's Gonna be alright Yet I keep dreamin I keep dreaming everything's Gonna be alright We're gonna get right through this yet One day we'll see the funny side (one day we'll see the funny side) Nothing's ever gonna be the same But at least we've learned We shouldn't have to try (shouldn't ever have to try so hard) You said you'd always love me If it was nothin You'd always stay with me If you want to go Then you gotta go But let me know Is this all about your pride (chorus) Still I keep dreamin I keep dreaming everything's Gonna be alright Still I keep dreamin I keep dreaming everything's Gonna be alright Yet I keep dreamin I keep dreaming everything's Gonna be alright DJ Michael Hunt Hey, it's time to crown the king and cuff the carrot. Let's grab the unicorn by the horn and keep this rock rolling. --------------------------------------------------------------- END OF SCRIPT --------------------------------------------------------------- Song credits are from IMDb.com http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465482/soundtrack Other credits are from MobyGames.com http://www.mobygames.com/game/ps2/grand-theft-auto-liberty-city -stories/credits --------------------------------------------------------------- CONTACT --------------------------------------------------------------- firstelder_d A-T yahoo D-O-T com Constructive criticism, comments, and corrections welcome. Insults and negative comments about the Head Radio script's innuendos are not. --------------------------------------------------------------- THANKS --------------------------------------------------------------- Rockstar: For making these great games Dan Houser and Lazlow Jones: For writing the GTA radio station scripts