This isn't really a cheat but it's fun!
Fly to Megacorp's Weapon Testing Facility.
Jump out of your ship quick and run to where the tourist bus pulls up.
Grab your wrench, and begin whaking all the tourists that come out of the bus, keep doing it untill you recieve this message:
"Megacorp public relations would like to request that you kindly refrain from killing any more tourists. Thank you for your cooperation."
So what are you going to do, ignore her, what else? So keep doing it untill:
"While we appreciate your interest in the tourism program here at megacorp armory, we feel that your attention might be better focused on the facinating and quite dangerous native wildlife."
(Who knew that killing hundreds of robotic tourists could be so much fun?!)
So you keep doing it:
"Your continued slaying of tourists greatly distresses us - - we trust that you will require no further warnings on this subject, and will cease all murderous activity at once"
Some people are just so over reactive. You carry on:
"As a final courtesy to thank you for your interest in the Megacorp Armory tourist program, your actions have been reported to the Robotics devision of MASB (Megacorp Against Senseless Brutality). We trust their response will be swift and merciless. Have a nice day."
Oh dear what have you done now...
But don't worry nothing actually happens.
Added by: some wierd guy Nov 12th 2005, ID#18058