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Walkthrough

by YuSaKu

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                                 Bazooka Caf�
                           
                           Complete FAQ/Walkthrough

                                  By YuSaKu

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                                     NOTE: 
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This H-Game is intended for Mature Audiences ONLY!!! 
It includes a LOT of f'ing, (Involving a Caf� full of
GIGANTIC-TITTIED, YES I SAID 'TITTIED' maids). 
It also contains a hefty ammount of hardcore, uncensored, 
ALL-OUT f'�ng, so if this offends you, or you are not old 
enough to be looking at a girl's wet, juicy cunt, then go 
away. Go on, shoo. AND PUT THAT THING AWAY, you'll 
go blind. ;)

If you're still reading this, that means you're a sick-ass 
pervert like the rest of us. Welcome brothers!!!
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  Table of Contents
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I.     Game Description
II.    System Requirements
III.   Characters
IV.    Theme Song
V.     Walkthrough
VI.    Harem Route Info
VII.   Locations
VIII.  Contact Information
IX.    Other Works

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I. Game Description
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My dad was getting old, so I suppose I should have expected him to eventually
collapse like he did the other day. His beloved Caf� wouldn't stand his absence
while he recovered in bed, though, so I knew my duty - I gave notice at the 
office job I'd worked since graduating college, and entered the whole new world
of Caf� management! Cocoa, a girl who worked here part time in the past, has 
helped me out a lot by coming back to her waitress job while I learn the ropes.
We were still just scraping by, until one day my former co-worker Mitsuki 
stopped by with an offer to work part-time at the Caf� as well! 

Cocoa wasn't too happy, but we needed the help, so I gladly accepted. Little
did I know that she wouldn't be the last busty beauty vying for my attention
- and that of the customers!

Before I knew it, I found myself surrounded by four of the women most important
to me in my life. It's wonderful to have them here, and without their help the
Caf� would be in shambles - but I could do without the stress caused by dealing
with the four of them at once! I'm just lucky they're more than willing to help
me relax at the end of a hard day's work...

Bazooka Caf� is is an interactive multi-scenario dating-sim game, with
aromantic comedy, and great art from Kohaku Sumeragi, plenty of
fun sex, and situational humor, this is a game that you won't want to miss!


*NOTE*

The Japanese title for this is Pururun Caf�. "Pururun" roughly translates to
'bouncing, bobbling or swaying, or, a pudding-like sensation',  and is a
connotating reference to the sounds and motions made by gigantic titties. 
Japanese maid caf�s do exist, and they usually employ Kyonyuu 
(big-breasted women), such as the ones featured here. 

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II. System Requirements
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Operating Systems : Microsoft Windows 98/Me/2000/XP/Vista

CPU:               Pentium II/ 300MHz
Memory             96Mb SDRAM or higher
Display            800x600 16-bit Color
Keyboard
Mouse

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III. Cast of Characters
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Hideyuki Mizuno
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Life is overwhelming for this former salaryman.  Bearing the unfamiliar burden
of running his parents' Caf�, heis extremely stressed out and weak-willed. 
Can his team of bazooka-chested waitresses keep him afloat?


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Mitsuki Takahara
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The main character's former co-worker at his office job, a lively girl who
just can't seem to stay still. She is impulsive and combative, and while 
inexperienced she wants to marry and learn the joys of sex as soon as 
possible. Her hobbies include touring Japan's hot springs and delicious 
restaurants.


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Narumi Takeuchi
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The main character's childhood friend and college girlfriend, she was
raised in a kendo (Japanese fencing) dojo and is currently a kendo
instructor. She is a stoic character who hates losing and doesn't take
jokes very well, but is easily embarassed, especially during sex.
Her hobbies include kendo and caring for her long black hair.


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Yayoi Uesugi
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A career woman and the main character's boss from his office days,
she projects a cool and confident image. She has a complex regarding
her large chest and the unwanted attention it brings, though. Her
hobbies include listening to relaxing music, and skin care
(as she is acutely worried about getting older).


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Cocoa Nitta
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Cocoa is a foreigner, from the where girls have tanned skin and blonde hair.
She started at the maid Caf� when Hideyuki was still in high school, and he
always had a bit of a crush on her.  Now she's married though, but is she
really just working at the Caf� to help out?


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IV. Theme Song
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Song Title: "Dessert of Paradise"

Composition: Rodriguez Nobu
Lyrics: Yamane Katsumi
Vocals: Saito Noriko

*LYRICS COMING SOON*


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V. Walkthrough
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This game is a little weird, as it doesn't 'branch off' like most other H-Games.
Instead to consider.  Instead, the story is as linear as Final Fantasy IV.
At certain pointsduring ther game, however, Hideyuki must respond to situations
involving one of the maids. If you make the right choice, the pair will form a
closer relationship.

The good thing about this is that screwing one girl does not cause you to lose
the others, so you can bounce those 'bazookas' all night long...oh yeah, all
night loooong.... *Runs off to smack Lionel Richie for writing that song*.

In a few places, you must choose to spend time with one girl in particular.
THIS is the decision, so choose the girl you like best, and you will get her.
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Mitsuki
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Yeah, that's good from time to time.
No, I can't ask the Director to work here...
No, I'll pass for today.
I can't let you do so much for me...
Forget it, I'll leave it for later.
Nah, it's not such a big deal...
Ok, I'll get it ready so come and pick it up.
Ok, I'll teach her.
Go to the preview with Mitsuki.
Ahh! I'll have you two take care of Narumi.
No, I can't do such a thing.
I don't want to make her mad, I'll lie.
Mitsuki, can you go for me?
Asking Narumi is better.
Warn Mitsuki and the customer.
I'm concerned about Mitsuki...


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Narumi
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No thanks, I'll pass.
No, I can't ask the Director to work here...
It's been a while, I'll go check it out.
I can't let you do so much for me...
Forget it, I'll leave it for later.
Nah, it's not such a big deal...
Ok, I'll get it ready so come and pick it up.
Cocoa, can you teach her?
Accept Narumi's invitation.
Anyway, I'll keep an eye on her for now.
No, I can't do such a thing.
I don't want to make her mad, I'll lie.
Mitsuki, can you go for me?
Asking Narumi is better.
Warn Mitsuki and the customer.
Narumi looks awfully tense...


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Yayoi
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Yeah, that's good from time to time.
If you don't mind, sure!
It's been a while, I'll go check it out.
Of course!
I need to get it done.
Could you listen for a bit, then?
I'm busy now, I'll bring it over later!
Ok, I'll teach her.
Go out with Yayoi.
Anyway, I'll keep an eye on her for now.
Sure, that would be good once in a while.
Hiding it won't help, I'll tell the truth.
Ok, I'll go pick it up.
Ask Yayoi for help.
Ignore her and worry about Cocoa instead.
Is Yayoi all right?


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Cocoa
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Yeah, that's good from time to time.
If you don't mind, sure!
It's been a while, I'll go check it out.
Of course!
Forget it, I'll leave it for later.
Could you listen for a bit, then?
I'm busy now, I'll bring it over later!
Ok, I'll teach her.
Go shopping with Cocoa.
Anyway, I'll keep an eye on her for now.
Sure, that would be good once in a while.
Hiding it won't help, I'll tell the truth.
Ok, I'll go pick it up.
Ask Yayoi for help.
Ignore her and worry about Cocoa instead.
What's Cocoa up to now?


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VI. Harem Route Information - BAZOOKA CAF� VALENTINE SPECIAL
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Instead of the typical 'harem route' that is included in mos H-Games as a 
reward for playing through the game, Bazooka Caf� presents something different.
There is a separate (But included) program called 'Bazooka Caf� Valentine 
Special'.

The Valentine Special is straightforward, there are no choices for you to make.
It contains 10 new CG's and 5 new sex scenes.


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VII. Locations Authorized to Display This FAQ
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http://www.text-heaven.com/faqs.html - The original home of my FAQs

Gamefaqs.com - http://www.gamefaqs.com

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VIII. Contact Information
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WWW:
http://freedom-irc.cjb.net/
http://www.livejournal.com/users/k0s_m0s/
http://www.livejournal.com/users/gossamerwing/
http://www.milkfaerie.com/
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IX. Other Works
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Look for my other H-Game FAQs:


3 Sister's Story
Come See Me Tonight
Come See Me Tonight 2
Crescendo
Divi-Dead
Do You Like Horny Bunnies?
Do You Like Horny Bunnies? 2
Fatal Relations
Gloria
Heart De Roommate
Hitomi - My Stepsister
I'm Gonna Serve You! 4
Kana ~Little Sister~
Kana ~Little Sister~ Endings
Lakers*
Let's Meow Meow!
Nocturnal Illusion
Rapelay
Runaway City
Seasons of the Sakura
Snow Drop
Sweet Apricot*
The Sagara Family
Tokimeki Check-in!
X-Change
X-Change 2
X-Change 3
Yin-Yang! X-Change Alternative
Yume Miru Kusuri


and of course my other FAQs:


The Adventures of Willy Beamish - Sega CD
Chrono Cross - PSX*
Dragon Warrior VII - PSX
Earthbound - SNES*
Final Fantasy VII Dissertation
Gundam Battle Online - DC
Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town - GBA*
Persona 2: Eternal Punishment - PSX*
Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire - GBA*
Pokemon XD - GCN
Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom - NES*
Tecmo Secret of the Stars - SNES*
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind GOTY Edition - Xbox
WWE Smackdown!: Here Comes the Pain - PS2
WWE Smackdown!: Shut Your Mouth - PS2*
Xenosaga Perfect Works*


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