-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bazooka Caf� Complete FAQ/Walkthrough By YuSaKu -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- USE CTRL+F TO NAVIGATE -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NOTE: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This H-Game is intended for Mature Audiences ONLY!!! It includes a LOT of f'ing, (Involving a Caf� full of GIGANTIC-TITTIED, YES I SAID 'TITTIED' maids). It also contains a hefty ammount of hardcore, uncensored, ALL-OUT f'�ng, so if this offends you, or you are not old enough to be looking at a girl's wet, juicy cunt, then go away. Go on, shoo. AND PUT THAT THING AWAY, you'll go blind. ;) If you're still reading this, that means you're a sick-ass pervert like the rest of us. Welcome brothers!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you enjoyed using this FAQ, please recommend it to others. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------- Table of Contents -------------------- I. Game Description II. System Requirements III. Characters IV. Theme Song V. Walkthrough VI. Harem Route Info VII. Locations VIII. Contact Information IX. Other Works -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I. Game Description -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My dad was getting old, so I suppose I should have expected him to eventually collapse like he did the other day. His beloved Caf� wouldn't stand his absence while he recovered in bed, though, so I knew my duty - I gave notice at the office job I'd worked since graduating college, and entered the whole new world of Caf� management! Cocoa, a girl who worked here part time in the past, has helped me out a lot by coming back to her waitress job while I learn the ropes. We were still just scraping by, until one day my former co-worker Mitsuki stopped by with an offer to work part-time at the Caf� as well! Cocoa wasn't too happy, but we needed the help, so I gladly accepted. Little did I know that she wouldn't be the last busty beauty vying for my attention - and that of the customers! Before I knew it, I found myself surrounded by four of the women most important to me in my life. It's wonderful to have them here, and without their help the Caf� would be in shambles - but I could do without the stress caused by dealing with the four of them at once! I'm just lucky they're more than willing to help me relax at the end of a hard day's work... Bazooka Caf� is is an interactive multi-scenario dating-sim game, with aromantic comedy, and great art from Kohaku Sumeragi, plenty of fun sex, and situational humor, this is a game that you won't want to miss! *NOTE* The Japanese title for this is Pururun Caf�. "Pururun" roughly translates to 'bouncing, bobbling or swaying, or, a pudding-like sensation', and is a connotating reference to the sounds and motions made by gigantic titties. Japanese maid caf�s do exist, and they usually employ Kyonyuu (big-breasted women), such as the ones featured here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- II. System Requirements -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Operating Systems : Microsoft Windows 98/Me/2000/XP/Vista CPU: Pentium II/ 300MHz Memory 96Mb SDRAM or higher Display 800x600 16-bit Color Keyboard Mouse -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- III. Cast of Characters -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------- Hideyuki Mizuno --------------- Life is overwhelming for this former salaryman. Bearing the unfamiliar burden of running his parents' Caf�, heis extremely stressed out and weak-willed. Can his team of bazooka-chested waitresses keep him afloat? --------------- Mitsuki Takahara ---------------- The main character's former co-worker at his office job, a lively girl who just can't seem to stay still. She is impulsive and combative, and while inexperienced she wants to marry and learn the joys of sex as soon as possible. Her hobbies include touring Japan's hot springs and delicious restaurants. --------------- Narumi Takeuchi --------------- The main character's childhood friend and college girlfriend, she was raised in a kendo (Japanese fencing) dojo and is currently a kendo instructor. She is a stoic character who hates losing and doesn't take jokes very well, but is easily embarassed, especially during sex. Her hobbies include kendo and caring for her long black hair. ------------ Yayoi Uesugi ------------ A career woman and the main character's boss from his office days, she projects a cool and confident image. She has a complex regarding her large chest and the unwanted attention it brings, though. Her hobbies include listening to relaxing music, and skin care (as she is acutely worried about getting older). ----------- Cocoa Nitta ----------- Cocoa is a foreigner, from the where girls have tanned skin and blonde hair. She started at the maid Caf� when Hideyuki was still in high school, and he always had a bit of a crush on her. Now she's married though, but is she really just working at the Caf� to help out? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IV. Theme Song -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Song Title: "Dessert of Paradise" Composition: Rodriguez Nobu Lyrics: Yamane Katsumi Vocals: Saito Noriko *LYRICS COMING SOON* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- V. Walkthrough -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This game is a little weird, as it doesn't 'branch off' like most other H-Games. Instead to consider. Instead, the story is as linear as Final Fantasy IV. At certain pointsduring ther game, however, Hideyuki must respond to situations involving one of the maids. If you make the right choice, the pair will form a closer relationship. The good thing about this is that screwing one girl does not cause you to lose the others, so you can bounce those 'bazookas' all night long...oh yeah, all night loooong.... *Runs off to smack Lionel Richie for writing that song*. In a few places, you must choose to spend time with one girl in particular. THIS is the decision, so choose the girl you like best, and you will get her. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------- Mitsuki ------- Yeah, that's good from time to time. No, I can't ask the Director to work here... No, I'll pass for today. I can't let you do so much for me... Forget it, I'll leave it for later. Nah, it's not such a big deal... Ok, I'll get it ready so come and pick it up. Ok, I'll teach her. Go to the preview with Mitsuki. Ahh! I'll have you two take care of Narumi. No, I can't do such a thing. I don't want to make her mad, I'll lie. Mitsuki, can you go for me? Asking Narumi is better. Warn Mitsuki and the customer. I'm concerned about Mitsuki... ------ Narumi ------ No thanks, I'll pass. No, I can't ask the Director to work here... It's been a while, I'll go check it out. I can't let you do so much for me... Forget it, I'll leave it for later. Nah, it's not such a big deal... Ok, I'll get it ready so come and pick it up. Cocoa, can you teach her? Accept Narumi's invitation. Anyway, I'll keep an eye on her for now. No, I can't do such a thing. I don't want to make her mad, I'll lie. Mitsuki, can you go for me? Asking Narumi is better. Warn Mitsuki and the customer. Narumi looks awfully tense... ----- Yayoi ----- Yeah, that's good from time to time. If you don't mind, sure! It's been a while, I'll go check it out. Of course! I need to get it done. Could you listen for a bit, then? I'm busy now, I'll bring it over later! Ok, I'll teach her. Go out with Yayoi. Anyway, I'll keep an eye on her for now. Sure, that would be good once in a while. Hiding it won't help, I'll tell the truth. Ok, I'll go pick it up. Ask Yayoi for help. Ignore her and worry about Cocoa instead. Is Yayoi all right? ------ Cocoa ------ Yeah, that's good from time to time. If you don't mind, sure! It's been a while, I'll go check it out. Of course! Forget it, I'll leave it for later. Could you listen for a bit, then? I'm busy now, I'll bring it over later! Ok, I'll teach her. Go shopping with Cocoa. Anyway, I'll keep an eye on her for now. Sure, that would be good once in a while. Hiding it won't help, I'll tell the truth. Ok, I'll go pick it up. Ask Yayoi for help. Ignore her and worry about Cocoa instead. What's Cocoa up to now? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VI. Harem Route Information - BAZOOKA CAF� VALENTINE SPECIAL -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Instead of the typical 'harem route' that is included in mos H-Games as a reward for playing through the game, Bazooka Caf� presents something different. There is a separate (But included) program called 'Bazooka Caf� Valentine Special'. The Valentine Special is straightforward, there are no choices for you to make. It contains 10 new CG's and 5 new sex scenes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VII. Locations Authorized to Display This FAQ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.text-heaven.com/faqs.html - The original home of my FAQs Gamefaqs.com - http://www.gamefaqs.com Honestgamers - http://www.honestgamers.com/ Neoseeker - http://www.neoseeker.com/ DLH - http://dlh.net/ Supercheats - http://www.supercheats.com/ Justin's Website - http://ircanime.cjb.net/ If you want to display this FAQ on your website E-mail me at: [email protected] REPORT ALL UNAUTHORIZED USES OF THIS FAQ TO ME AT ONE OF MY CONTACT ADDRESSES!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VIII. 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