FAQ/Walkthrough by Galcian
Elite Beat Agents on SuperCheats.com

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Table of Contents
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I.    Version History
II.   Introduction
III.  Game Mechanics
IV.   Song Information
   A. "Walkie Talkie Man"
   B. "Makes No Difference"
   C. "Sk8er Boi"
   D. "I Was Born to Love You"
   E. "Rock This Town"
   F. "Highway Star"
   G. "Y.M.C.A."
   H. "September"
   I. "Canned Heat"
   J. "Material Girl"
   K. "La La"
   L. "You're the Inspiration"
   M. "Let's Dance"
   O. "The Anthem"
   P. "Without a Fight"
   Q. "Jumpin'Jack Flash"
   R. "Believe"
   S. "ABC"
   T. "Survivor"
   V. Tips/Secrets
  VI. Multiplayer
 VII. Legal Stuff
VIII. Contact Me
  IX. Credits

Note: To find a certain song, use the Ctrl + F search function and type in 
the song you are looking for in quotes (i.e. "Canned Heat")

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I. Version History
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Version 1.0 - All sections complete.

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II. Introduction
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Agents are... GO!

The purpose of this guide is to familiarize players with the mechanics, to
inform players of tips and tricks, and to provide an idea of what you're up
against in each song. ASCII art has been given for the first six songs in
Breezin' mode to get you started if you're just learning the game. Once 
you've got the basics down, you won't need any ASCII to help you. Trust me.

Please note # is a roll and . is the path the next tap takes.

OK, let's get started... 

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III. Game Mechanics
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The stylus is your best friend here. Use it in the most efficient manner
possible. Also, LISTEN to the beat of the music. Most of the time, the
tapping and the music fit hand in hand.

As numbered circles pop up on your screens, you must tap them in order. You
will also notice that there are enclosign circles around the circles. These
give you an indication of whhen to tap the circles in beat (although they're
pretty useless in Hard ROCK! difficulty) Sometimes there will be circles that
overlap each other. You must tap these more than once. Watch the enclosing
circles for these.

Next we have rolls. Rolls require the player to keep their stylus down on the
touch screen for a while. When a roll occurs, follow the provided path at the
provided speed until you reach the end. For better results, hold the roll
until it shows you the points you earned for that roll. If you lift too early,
points may be deducted. Some rolls are straight lines, some are semi-circles,
and some are oddballs (such as a star).  You must adapt to what is shown on
your screen.

Spins are the simplest of procedures. All you have to when you see a spin
wheel is spin your stylus around the middle of it as fast as your hand can
muster. This is the best way to earn a few bonus points, as it is usually
fairly easy once you get the hang of it.

But what does your top screen do? Well, it shows a story that synchronizes
with the song in animated comic-strip form. Depending on how well you so
throughout the song, a new story clip will appear with either an 'O' or
'X' following. If you see an 'O', you passed that section and you get to
continue. If you see an 'X', you failed that section, but you get to continue
anyway. If your meter at the top reaches the bottom, you will have to restart
the song from the beginning. Get used to it because it will happen a LOT.

The dancing guys in the background of your touch screen are just there to be 
cute.

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IV. Song Information
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A. "Walkie Talkie Man"


~Information~

Artist: Steriogram
Cover Version: Jason Paige
Difficulty: *
'Trio of Mayhem! Love and Boyfriends!!'


~Story~ 

Help Jane win the heart of a empty-headed high school football star.
What she sees in him I'll never know. Anyway, the day Jane plans to visit
with Don, she has to babysit, and the kids are always in the way. Help
settle all the kids down!


~Lyrics~

Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin'
And a-movin' and a-groovin'
And a-hippin' and a-hoppin'
And a-pickin' and a-boppin'
Those bods are being bad,
You better take a stand,
You gonna wake up that thing in your hand.
You're looking all around,
There's trouble to be found, 
Make sure, when you find it, you get to say it loud.
Got a code three - need back up - 
Bring me my bright pink fluoro jacket!

He's fat and he don't run too fast,    
But he's faster than me.               
Last night at the show we saw him      
Going out of his tree.
Go! Go! Go! Go!

Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin'
And a-freakin' and a-yellin'
And a-bossin' and a-speakin'
And a-lookin' and a-pointin'
Always tell us what to do
With your high top shoes,
And you wave your torch 
With your black short-shorts.
Don't let em get away;
Don't think they can play;
Nail 'em to the wall,
'Cause you really need to say:
Got a code three - need back up - 
Bring me my bright pink fluoro jacket!

He's fat and he don't run too fast,    
But he's faster than me.               
Last night at the show we saw him      
Going out of his tree.
Go! Go! Go! Go!

Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin'
And a-movin' and a-groovin'
And a-hippin' and a-hoppin'
And a-pickin' and a-boppin'
Those bods are being bad,
You better take a stand,
You gonna wake up that thing in your hand.
You're looking all around,
There's trouble to be found, 
Make sure, when you find it, you get to say it loud.
Got a code three - need back up - 
Bring me my bright pink fluoro jacket!

He's fat and he don't run too fast,    
But he's faster than me.               
Last night at the show we saw him     
Going out of his tree.
Go! Go! Go! Go!

He's fat and he don't run too fast,
But he's faster than me.
Last night at the show we saw him
Going out of his tree.

My walkie talkie man!

(overlapped with the first verse)
He's fat and he don't run too fast, 
But he's faster than me.               
Last night at the show we saw him      
Going out of his tree.
Go! Go! Go! Go!


~Breezin' Tutorial~

GO!

Start with four taps dead in the center of the screen. They are spread very
far apart music-wise.

Then:

(1)  .  (2)  .  (3)

Repeat.


Then:

(1)    (3)

.    .  .

.  .    .

(2)    (4)

Repeat.


Then:

(3)  .  (2)  .  (1)

Do this four times.

Then:

(1)  .  (2)

      .
 
   .

(3)  .  (4)

Do this twice.


Then:

(1)  .  (2)  .  (3)
             
             .
          
         .
     
     .

(4)  .  (5)  .  (6)

Do this twice.


Then:

(1)  .  (2)

      .
 
   .

(3)  .  (4)

Do this twice.


Then:

(1)  .  (2)  .  (3)

(7)  .  (8)  .  (9)

(4)  .  (5)  .  (6)

End this song with a spinner.

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B. "Makes No Difference"


~Information~

Artist: Sum 41
Cover Version: Vinn Lombardo
Difficulty: **
'Red Carpet Premiere! Smash Hit or Box Office Crash!!'


~Story~ 

Help Director Chris Silverscreen make a hit movie before he gets fired!


~Lyrics~

You're running fast and missing but cannot help convincing
The reasons you gave me are all wearing thin.
It's not meant to hurt you but let me assure you,
It's not what I said but intentions you've read.

So when you hold onto the past then you
Will break down what little is left.
Yeah, there's nothing more you can't ignore,
And say it makes no difference to me.

Now that you're older, life's weighing on your shoulders.
You can't seem to keep things so perfectly straight.
With most things so basic you might as well face it:
You can't help but worry it's all just begun

So when you hold onto the past then you
Will break down what little is left.
Yeah, there's nothing more you can't ignore,
And say it makes no difference to me.

It makes no difference to me...
It makes no difference to me...
It makes no difference to me...
It makes no difference.

So when you hold onto the past then you
Will break down what little is left.
Yeah, there's nothing more you can't ignore,
And say it makes no difference to me.

It makes no difference...
It makes no difference to me.
It makes no difference...
It makes no difference to me.


~Breezin' Tutorial~


Go!

(1)  .  .  .  .  (2)

              .
           .
        .
     .
    
(3)  .  .  .  .  (4)



Then:

(1)       (3)

.       .  .

.    .     .

(2)       (4)


Then:


       (3)
           .
(1)           (2)
   #         #
     #  #  # 


Then:

(2)  .  .  .  (1)


Then:

  (2)  .  (3)
     .
       (1)
       (6)
     .
(5)           (4)
   #         #
     #  #  #

Then:

    (1)  .   .   .  (2)
                       .
(6)  .  (5)  .  (4)  .  (3)


Then:

(3)  .  .  .  (4)

.

.

(2)  .  .  .  (1)

Repeat.


Then:

   (7)  .  (8)
      .
       (6)
     .
(5)           (4)
   #         #
     #  #  #


Then:

   (3)  .  (2)
          .
       (1)
       (6)
     .
(4)           (5)
   #         #
     #  #  #

Then:

   (2)  .   .   .  (1)
  .                    
(3)  .  (4)  .  (5)  .  (6)


Then:

     #  #  #
   #         #
(1)           (2)
               .      
               .
(4)           (3)
   #         #
     #  #  #   


Then:


     #  #  #
   #         #
(1)           (2)
       (5)     .      
     .         .
(4)           (3)
   #         #
     #  #  #   

Then:

   (5)  .  (4)
          .
       (3)          
            .
(1)            (2)
   #         #
     #  #  #   

Then:

(2)  .  .  .  (3)
   .
     .
       (1)

Then:

       (3)
     .
(2)           (1)
   #         #
     #  #  #

Then:

   (1)  .   .   .  (2)
                       .
(6)  .  (5)  .  (4)  .  (3)
   .
    (7)           (8)
       #         #
         #  #  #

Then:

    
     (2)  .  .  (1)

Then:
 
       #  #  #
     #         #
   (2)          (1)
   .
  .
(3) . (4) . (5) . (6)


Then:

(3)  .  .  .  (4)
   
 .    
    
(2)           (1)     
   #         #
     #  #  #

Then:

Finish the song with a spinner.

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C. "Sk8r Boi"


~Information~

Artist: Avril Lavigne
Cover Version: Angela Michael
Difficulty: **
'Hey, Taxi! To the Hospital, and Hurry!!'


~Story~ 

Help get the pregnant woman to the hospital before it's too late!


~Lyrics~

He was a boy, she was a girl,
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a punk, she did ballet,
What more can I say?

He wanted her, but she'd never tell:
Secretly she wanted him as well.
But all of her friends stuck up their nose;
They had a problem with his baggy clothes.

He was a skater boy;
She said, "See ya later, boy!"
He wasn't good enough for her.
She had a pretty face,
But her head was up in space;
She needed to come back down to Earth.

He was a skater boy;
She said, "See ya later, boy!"
He wasn't good enough for her.
She had a pretty face,
But her head was up in space;
She needed to come back down to Earth.

Five years from now, she sits at home,
Feeding a baby, she's all alone.
She turns on T.V., guess who she sees - 
Skater boy rocking on MTV!

She calls up her friends; they already know,
And they've all got tickets to his show.
She tags along and stands in the crowd,
Looks up at the man that she turned down.

He was a skater boy;
She said, "See ya later, boy!"
He wasn't good enough for her.
Now he's a superstar,
Jamming on his guitar -
Did your pretty face see what he's worth?

He was a skater boy;
She said, "See ya later, boy!"
He wasn't good enough for her.
Now he's a superstar,
Jamming on his guitar -
Did your pretty face see what he's worth?

Sorry, girl, but you missed out.
Well, tough luck, that boy's mine now!
We are more than just good friends;
This is how the story ends.

I'm with the skater boy;
I said, "See ya later, boy - 
I'll be backstage after the show!"
I'll be at the studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl he used to know.

I'm with the skater boy;
I said, "See ya later, boy - 
I'll be backstage after the show!"
I'll be at the studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl he used to know.



~Breezin' Tutorial~


Go!

(5)     (3)     (1)
   .       .
 .   .   .   .   .
       .       .
(6)     (4)     (2)


Then:

(2)  .  (1)
 
   .
   
    (3)

Then:

(2)      (4)

 .    .   .

(1)      (3)


Then:

(1)          (3)

    .      .

       (2)

Then:


(3)      (1)

 .    .   .

(4)      (2)


Then:

       (2)
     
    .       .

(3)           (1)


Then:

(2)      (4)

 .    .   .

(1)      (3)

Then:

       (1)
 
        .

       (2)

        .

       (3)

Then:

(3)      (1)

 .    .   .

(4)      (2)


Then:

       (1)
 
        .

       (2)

        .

       (3)     


Then there's one tap at the top middle of the screen.


Then:

(1)     (3)     (5)
       .       .     
 .   .   .   .   .
   .       .           
(2)     (4)     (6)


Then:

       (1)
 
        .

       (2)

          .

    (4)  .  (3) 


Then:

(2)      (4)

 .    .   .

(1)      (3)


Then:

       (1)
 
        .

       (2)

        .

       (3) 

Then:


(3)      (1)

 .    .   .

(4)      (2)  


Then:

       (1)
 
        .

       (2)

        .

       (3)     


Then there's one tap at the top middle of the screen.


Then:

    (1)
       
        .
  
  (3)  .  (2)

Do this three times.


Then:
         
          #   #   #
  
       #             #      
                                
    #                   #

(1)                       (2)


Then:

(3)      (1)

 .    .   .

(4)      (2)


Then:

       (2)
     
    .       .

(3)           (1)


Then:

(2)      (4)

 .    .   .

(1)      (3)


Then:

       (1)
 
        .

       (2)

        .

       (3)     

Then:

(3)      (1)

 .    .   .

(4)      (2)


Then:

       (3)

    .      .

(4)    (1) .  (2)


Finish the song with a spinner.

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D. "I Was Born to Love You"

~Information~

Artist: Queen
Cover Version: Paul Vician
Difficulty: ***
'Art and Beauty! Love and Happiness!?'


~Story~

Help the Da Vinci dude get the Mona chick! 


~Lyrics~

I was born to love you
Every single day...

You are the one for me;
I am the man for you.
You were made for me;
You're my ecstasy.
If I was given every opportunity,
I'd kill for your love.

So take a chance with me;
Let me romance with you.
I'm caught in a dream
And my dream's come true.
So hard to believe
This is happening to me -
An amazing feeling
Coming through!

I was born to love you
With every single beat of my heart.
I was born to take care of you, honey,
Every single day of my life.

I wanna love you...
I love every little thing about you.
I wanna love you, love you, love you...
Born - to love you!
Born - to love you!
Yes, I was born to love you...
Born - to love you!
Born - to love you!
Every single day... day of my life...

An amazing feeling
Coming through!

I was born to love you
With every single beat of my heart.
Yeah, I was born to take care of you
Every single day of my life.
Yeah, I was born to love you
Every, every single day of my life.


~Breezin' Tutorial~

Go!

(1)      (3)      (6)

 .      .          .

 .     .           .

(2)   (4) . (5)   (7)


Then:

       (1)

         .

          .
      
  (3)  .   (2)


Then:

        #  #  #
     #          #
   #              #
(2)                (1)



Then:
           #    #    #
 
       #                 #
   
    #                       #

(4)                           (3)
   .                          .
     (5)                    .
                          .
      (1)               (2)
         #             #
           #         #
             #  #  #

Then:

(3)  .  (4)  .  (5)  .  (6)
   .  
     .
      (2)         (1)
        #         #
         #       #
          #  #  #

Then:

           #    #    #
 
       #                 #
   
    #                       #

(3)                           (4)
  .                           .
    .                        .
      .                    (5)
       (2)               (1)
          #             #
            #         #
              #  #  #

Then:

                (3)
                     .  
       (1)               (2)
          #             #
            #         #
              #  #  #

Then:

(1)  .  .  .  .  .  (2)
                  
                 .
           
              .

          (3)

Then:

(2)  .  .  .  .  .  (1)
                  
    .
           
     (5)  .   (4)
         .   .
          (3)

Then:

       #  #  #
     #         #
   #             #
(1)               (2)


Then:

           #    #    #
 
       #                 #
   
    #                       #

(4)                           (3)
   .                          .
     (5)                    .
                          .
      (1)               (2)
         #             #
           #         #
             #  #  #

Then:

(3)  .  (4)  .  (5)  .  (6)
   .  
     .
      (2)         (1)
        #         #
         #       #
          #  #  #

Then:


           #    #    #
 
       #                 #
   
    #                       #

(3)                           (4)
  .                           .
    .                        .
      .                    (5)
       (2)               (1)
          #             #
            #         #
              #  #  #

Then:


           #    #    #
 
       #                 #
   
    #                       #

(3)                           (4)
  .                           
    .                        
      .                    
       (2)               (1)
          #             #
            #         #
              #  #  #

Then:

      (1)

     .

    .
      
  (2)  .   (3)


Then:

     #  #  #
   #         #
(2)           (1)
 .               
 .
(3)           (4)
   #         #
     #  #  #   


End the song with a spinner.

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E. "Rock This Town"

~Information~

Artist: The Stray Cats
Cover Version: Mark Latham
Difficulty: ***
'Magic Meets Madness! The Show Must Go On!'


~Story~

A magician and his lovely assistant inquire about their paycheck at a casino,
but they have it stolen by the Full House Bandits!


~Lyrics~

Well, my baby and me went out last Saturday night.
I had my hair piled high; my baby just looked so right.
Well, pick you up at ten; gotta get you home at two;
Mama don't know what I've got in store for you.
Well that's alright, 'cause we're looking as cool as can be.

We found a little place that really didn't look half-bad.
I had a whiskey on the rocks and change of a dollar for the jukebox.
Well, I put a quarter right into that can,
But all it played was disco, man!
C'mon pretty baby, let's get outta here right away.

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out.
We're gonna rock this town; we'll make 'em scream and shout.
Well, let's rock! Rock! Rock, man, rock!
We're gonna rock till we pop; we're gonna roll till we drop.
We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out.

Well, we're having a ball just a-tearing up the big dance floor!
Well, there's a real square cat, he looks nineteen-seventy-four.
Well, you look at me once, you look at me twice,
You look at me again and there's a-gonna be a fight!
We're gonna rock this town, rip this place apart.

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out.
We're gonna rock this town; we'll make 'em scream and shout.
Well, let's rock, rock, rock, rock!
We're gonna rock till we pop; we're gonna roll till we drop.
We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out.
We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out.
We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside out.
Hey, we're gonna rock this town.
Hey, we're gonna rock this town.
Rock this town, rock it inside out.


~Breezin' Tutorial~


Go!

    (3)
   #
  #
 #
 #      (1)
 #      .
  #    .
   #  .
    (2)


Then:
         
         (3)
           #
            #
             #
     (1)     #
       .     #
        .   #
         . #    
         (2)

Then:



(1)  .  .  .  . (2)


Then:

     (1)
       .

        .

  (4)(3)(2)


Then:

   (4)  #  #  (3)
                .
(1)  #  #  #  #  (2)


Then:

        (3)
           #
            #
             #
     (1)     #
       .     #
        .   #
         . #    
         (2)

Then:

   (3)
   #
  #
 #
 #      (1)
 #      .
  #    .
   #  .
    (2)


Then:



(2)  .  .  .  .  (1)


Then:

    (1)
       .

        .

  (4)(3)(2)


Then:

(1)  #  #  #  #  #  (2)


Then:


      (2)  .  (1)

Then:

      (1)

       .

       .

      (2)
 
       .
   
      (3)

Then:



  (4)(1)  .  (2) . (3)


Then:

     (1)
     .

    . (5)
        .
  (2)(3)(4)


Then:

   (2)  .  . (1)
     .
       .
        (3)

Then there is one tap in the top middle of the screen.


Then:




(1)  #  #  (2)

  
Then:

       (1)
          .
    (3)  .  (2) 


Then:



(2)  #  #  #  (1)


Then:


       (1)
      .
    (2)  .  (3) 


Then:

(3)  .  .  (2)

 .          .

 .          .

(4)        (1)


Then:

  (2)  .  (1)
     .
      (3)


Then there is one tap in the bottom middle of the screen.


Then:

      
    (1)  .  (2)


Then:

      (2) .  .  (1)
       .
      (3)

Then:

     (2)  .  .  (1)

Then:

            (3)
             .
(1)  .  .   (2)


Then:
       
       (4)
      
        .
    
       (3) 
 
    .

(2)  #  #  #  (1)


Then:


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F. "Highway Star"

~Information~

Artist: Deep Purple
Cover Version: Kaleb James
Difficulty: ***
'A Pug's Life! 400 Miles from Home!!'


~Story~

A poor little pup is carried away from his owner while sleeping in the bed of
a truck. Help him find his way back home!


~Lyrics~

Nobody gonna take my car;
I'm gonna race it to the ground.
Nobody gonna beat my car;
I'm gonna break the speed of sound.
Oooh, it's a killer machine!
It's got everything - 
Like a driving power,
Big fat tires, and everything!

I love it, I need it, I bleed it!
Yeah, it's a wild hurricane!
All right, hold tight,
I'm a highway star.

Nobody gonna take my head;
I got speed inside my brain.
Nobody gonna steal my head;
Now that I'm on the road again.
Oooh, I'm in heaven again...
I got everything - 
Like a moving ground,
An open road, and everything!

I love it, I need it, I seed it!
Eight cylinders, all mine!
All right, hold tight,
I'm a highway star.

Nobody gonna take my car;
I'm gonna race it to the ground.
Nobody gonna beat my car;
I'm gonna break the speed of sound.
Oooh, it's a killer machine!
It's got everything - 
Like a driving power,
Big fat tires, and everything!

I love it, I need it, I bleed it!
Yeah, it's a wild hurricane!
All right, hold tight,
I'm a highway star.
I'm a highway star.
I'm a highway star.


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G. "Y.M.C.A."

~Information~

Artist: The Village People
Cover Version: TC Moses
Difficulty: ****
'Ahoy, Mates! Sunken Delights and Adventure!!'


~Story~

Help the deserted pirate find the lost treasure he's been seeking!

~Lyrics~

Young man, there's no need to feel down!
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground!
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town -
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go,
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough;
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy;
You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel.

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams,
But you've got to know this one thing:

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf!
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy;
You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel.

Y.M.C.A.
You'll find it at the Y.M.C.A.
Young man, no man does it all by himself.
Young man, young man, put your pride on the shelf!

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H. "September"

~Information~

Artist: Earth, Wind, and Fire
Cover Version: TC Moses
Difficulty: ****
'Cry Wolf! Meteorology and Parenting!!'


~Story~

Help the weatherwoman mother avoid disappointing her son!


~Lyrics~

Do you remember the twenty-first night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away...

Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing
As we danced in the night -
Remember how the stars stole the night away?

Hey hey hey,
Ba de da - say, do you remember...
Ba de da - dancing in September?
Ba de da - never was a cloudy day...

Ba da da...

My thoughts are with you,
Holding hands with your heart to see you.
Only blue talk and love -
Remember how we knew love was here to stay?

Now December found the love that we shared in September.
Only blue talk and love -
Remember the true love we share today!

Hey hey hey,
Ba de da - say, do you remember...
Ba de da - dancing in September?
Ba de da - never was a cloudy day...

Now our bell was ringing, aha!
And our souls were singing...
Do you remember every cloudy day - yow!

There was a -
Ba de da - say, do you remember...
Ba de da - dancing in September?
Ba de da - never was a cloudy day...

There was a -
Ba de da - say, do you remember...
Ba de da - dancing in September?
Ba de da - golden dreams were shiny days...

Ba de da...

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I. "Canned Heat"

~Information~

Artist: Jamiroquai
Cover Version: Jason Paige
Difficulty: ******
'Family Honor! Introducing the Secret-Weapon Ninja!'


~Story~

Help the rich son of a car salesman recover some documents... with ninja-like
stealth!


~Lyrics~

You know this boogie is for real...

I used to buy my faith in worship,
But then my chance to get to Heaven slipped.
I used to worry about the future,
Then I threw my caution to the wind.

I had no reason to be care free (no no no)
Until I took a trip to the other side of town (yeah yeah yeah).
You know I heard that boogie rhythm...
Hey! I had no choice but to get down, down, down, down...

Dance! Nothing left for me to do but dance.
All these bad times I'm going through, just dance!
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby!

You know this boogie is for real...

I've got this voodoo child inveined on me.
I'm gonna use my power to ascend.
You know I've got these boogie heels to use,
Sunshine, there's no way I lose.
I was born to walk and built to last.
You never seen my feet 'cause they're movin so fast.

Dance! Nothing left for me to do but dance.
All these bad times I'm going through, just dance!
Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby!

Dance!
Dance!

Hey, DJ, let the music play;
I wanna live this party life.
Hey, DJ, blow my cares away;
I wanna live this party life.

Hey, DJ, let the music play;
I wanna live this party life.
Hey, DJ, blow my cares away;
I wanna live this party life.

Canned heat in my heels tonight!

Dance! You know that this boogie is for real.
Dance! Got so much canned heat in my heels.
Dance! Gonna dance, gonna dance my blues away tonight!

Dance! You know that this boogie is for real.
Dance! Got so much canned heat in my heels.
You know, you know this boogie is for real.
Got so much canned heat, canned heat in my heels!

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J. "Material Girl"

~Information~

Artist: Madonna
Cover Version: Melissa Garber
Difficulty: *****
'Survive! Celebrity Lives and Desert Isles!'


~Story~

Help the two hot female celebrities get off a stranded island!


~Lyrics~

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me,
I think they're okay.
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away.

They can beg and they can plead but
They can't see the light (that's right, that's right).
'Cause the boy with cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right.

'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl.

Some boys romance, some boys slow dance,
That's all right with me.
If they can't raise my interest then I
Have to let them be.

Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play (no way, no way).
Only boys who save their pennies
Make my rainy day.

'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl.

Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world...
Living in a material world (material world)
Living in a material world...

Boys may come and boys may go,
And that's all right, you see.
Experience has made me rich,
And now they're after me.

'Cause everybody's living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl.

A material, material, material...

'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl.

Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world...
Living in a material world (material world)
Living in a material world...
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world...

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K. "La La"

~Information~

Artist: Ashlee Simpson
Cover Version: Laura Jane
Difficulty: *****
'NURSE! Gold Medal Hero or Zero'


~Story~

Help the ill all-star athlete recover as a white blood cell nurse!


~Lyrics~

You can dress me up in diamonds;
You can dress me up in dirt.
You can throw me like a lineman -
I like it better when it hurts.

Oh, I have waited here for you;
I have waited -

You make me wanna la la in the kitchen on the floor.
I'll be your French maid when I meet you at the door.
I'm like an alley cat - drink the milk up, I want more.
You make me wanna, you make me wanna scream.

You can meet me on an airplane
Or in the back of the bus.
You can throw me like a boomerang -
I'll come back and beat you up.

Oh, I have waited here for you;
Don't keep me waiting - 

You make me wanna la la in the kitchen on the floor.
I'll be your French maid when I meet you at the door.
I'm like an alley cat - drink the milk up, I want more.
You make me wanna, you make me wanna scream.

I feel safe with you.
I can be myself tonight.
It's all right with you
'Cause you hold my secrets tight.
You do, you do.

You make me wanna lala lalala

You make me wanna la la in the kitchen on the floor.
I'll be your French maid when I meet you at the door.
I'm like an alley cat - drink the milk up, I want more.
You make me wanna -

You make me wanna la la in the kitchen on the floor.
I'll be your French maid when I meet you at the door.
I'm like an alley cat - drink the milk up, I want more.
You make me wanna, you make me wanna scream.

You make me wanna lala lalala lalala lalala lala

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L. "You're the Inspiration"

~Information~

Artist: Chicago
Cover Version: Julian Miranda
Difficulty: *****
'A Christmas Gift'


~Story~

Help bring the Christmas spirit back to a fatherless family of two.


~Lyrics~

You know our love was meant to be
The kind of love to last forever.
And I want you here with me 
From tonight until the end of time.

You should know, everywhere I go
Always on my mind, in my heart, in my soul, baby

You're the meaning in my life;
You're the inspiration.
You bring feeling to my life;
You're the inspiration.
Wanna have you near me,
I wanna have you hear me saying,
"No one needs you more than I need you."

And I know (and I know), yes I know that it's plain to see
We're so in love when we're together.
Now I know (now I know) that I need you here with me
From tonight until the end of time.

You should know, everywhere I go
Always on my mind, in my heart, in my soul

You're the meaning in my life;
You're the inspiration.
You bring feeling to my life;
You're the inspiration.
Wanna have you near me,
I wanna have you hear me saying,
"No one needs you more than I need you."
No one needs you more than I.

Wanna have you near me,
I wanna have you hear me saying,
"No one needs you more than I need you."

You're the meaning in my life;
You're the inspiration.
You bring feeling to my life;
You're the inspiration.

When you love somebody 'til the end of time,
When you love somebody, always on my mind,
No one needs you more than I.
When you love somebody 'til the end of time...

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M. "Let's Dance"

~Information~

Artist: David Bowie
Cover Version: Delaney Wolff
Difficulty: ******
'Rags to Riches! Go East Wildcatter!'


~Story~

Help a ruined oil field owner regain his riches!


~Lyrics~

Let's dance.
Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
Let's dance
To the song they're playing on the radio.

Let's sway
While color lights up your face.
Let's sway,
Sway through the crowd to an empty space.

If you say run, I'll run with you.
If you say hide, we'll hide.
Because my love for you
Would break my heart in two
If you should fall into my arms,
Tremble like a flower.

Let's dance
For fear your grace should fall.
Let's dance
For fear tonight is all.

Let's sway.
You could look into my eyes.
Let's sway
Under the moonlight, the serious moonlight.

And if you say run, I'll run with you.
And if you say hide, we'll hide.
Because my love for you
Would break my heart in two
If you should fall into my arms,
Tremble like a flower.

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O. "The Anthem"

~Information~

Artist: Good Charlotte
Cover Version: Kevin Ridel
Difficulty: *******
'Batter Up! Home Run Hero Makes a Comeback!!'


~Story~

Help a failed major league hitter get back his motivation!


~Lyrics~

It's a new day, but it all feels old.
It's a good life, that's what I'm told,
But everything, it all just feels the same.

And my high school, it felt more to me
Like a jail cell, a penitentiary;
My time spent there, it only made me see...

That I don't ever wanna be like you,
I don't wanna do the things you do.
I'm never gonna hear the words you say,
And I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be...

You...
Don't wanna be just like you.
Oh, what I'm sayin' is
This is the anthem,
Throw all your hands up,
You...
Don't wanna be you.

I wanna get by, and just do my time,
Out of step while they all get in line.
I'm just a minor threat so pay no mind.

Do you really wanna be like them?
Do you really wanna be another trend?
Do you wanna be part of their crowd?
'Cause I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna be...

You...
Don't wanna be just like you
Oh, what I'm sayin' is
This is the anthem,
Throw all your hands up,
You...
Don't wanna be you.

Shake it once, that's fine;
Shake it twice, that's okay;
Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself again...

You...
Don't wanna be just like you.
Oh, what I'm sayin' is
This is the anthem,
Throw all your hands up,
Y'all got to feel me,
Sing if you're with me!

You...
Don't wanna be just like you (just like you).
This is the anthem,
Throw all your hands up,
Y'all got to feel me,
Sing if you're with me!

Another loser anthem, whoa!
Another loser anthem, whoa!
Another loser anthem, whoa!
Another loser anthem...

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P. "Without a Fight"

~Information~

Artist: Hoobastank
Cover Version: Kevin Ridel
Difficulty: ********
'No More Music!? The Last Hope!!'


~Story~

Escape the music-hating aliens' concentration camp!


~Lyrics~

Wake up, our life is calling!
There's smoke, but not a fire.
Give us a sign that we're alive.
Step out of indecision!
Have we been hypnotized
To think that everything's alright?

The clock is counting down...
The seconds tick away...

This is our time
Without a doubt!
Time to ignite...
We're not going down
Without a fight!
This is our time!
Get up off the ground!
Take what is mine!
We're not going down
Without a fight!

Let's go, the curtain's open!
Get this show on the road!
I want to feel my heart explode...

The clock is counting down...
The seconds tick away...

This is our time
Without a doubt!
Time to ignite...
We're not going down
Without a fight!
This is our time!
Get up off the ground!
Take what is mine!
We're not going down
Without a fight!

Yeah!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!

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Q. "Jumpin'Jack Flash"

~Information~

Artist: The Rolling Stones
Cover Version: Bill Fogarty
Difficulty: ********
'No More Music!? The Last Hope!!'


~Story~

This is it! Deal the final blow to those rythym-deprived extraterrestrials!


~Lyrics~

I was born in a crossfire hurricane,
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
But it's all right now; in fact, it's a gas!
Yes, it's all right...
Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas!

I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag.
I was schooled with a strap right across my back.
But it's all right now; in fact, it's a gas!
Yes, it's all right...
Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas!

I was drowned; I was washed up and left for dead.
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head,
Right through my head!
But it's all right now; in fact, it's a gas!
Yes, it's all right...
Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas!

Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas,
Jumping jack flash, it's a gas...

It's a gas!

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R. "Believe"

~Information~

Artist: Cher
Cover Version: Lynn Rose
Difficulty: ****
'Aspire! Dancing to the Limelight!!'


~Story~

Help a young and talented but troubled girl realize her dreams!


~Lyrics~

After love, after love, after love...

No matter how hard I try,
You keep pushing me aside,
And I can't break through.
There's no talking to you.
It's so sad that you're leaving;
It takes time to believe it;
But after all is said and done,
You're going to be the lonely one, oh!

Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no...
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no...

What am I supposed to do?
Sit around and wait for you?
Well, I can't do that,
And there's no turning back.
I need time to move on;
I need love to feel strong,
'Cause I've had time to think it through,
And baby, I'm too good for you, oh!

Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no...

Well, I know that I'll get through this.
I don't need you anymore...
Oh, I don't need you anymore!

Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no...
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no...
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no...

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S. "ABC"

~Information~

Artist: Jackson Five
Cover Version: TC Moses and Brittany Kertesz
Difficulty: ******
'Here, Kitty, Kitty! Baby Hijinks!'


~Story~

Help a silly kitty rescue a baby from a construction zone!


~Lyrics~

Ba ba ba...

You went to school to learn, girl,
Things you never, never knew before,
Like "I before E except after C",
And why two plus two makes four.
Now now now, I'm gonna teach you, teach you, teach you,
All about love, dear, all about love.
Sit yourself down and take a seat.
All you gotta do is repeat after me.

A-B-C
Easy as 1-2-3
Or simple as
Do re mi, A-B-C, 1-2-3, baby, you and me, girl!

Come on, let me love you just a little bit!
Come on, let me love you just a little bit!
I'ma going to teach you how to sing it out!
Come on, come on, come on,
Let me show you what it's all about!

Come on, let me love you just a little bit!
Come on, let me love you just a little bit!
I'ma going to teach you how to sing it out!
Come on, come on, come on,
Let me show you what it's all about!

Reading, writing, and arithmetic
Are the branches of the learning tree,
But without the roots of love every day, girl,
Your education ain't complete.
Teacher's gonna show you, show you, show you,
How to get an A! (Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!)
Spell "me", "you", ooh, add the two!
Listen to me, baby, that's all you gotta do!

A-B-C
Easy as 1-2-3
Or simple as
Do re mi, A-B-C, 1-2-3, baby, you and me, girl!
That's how easy love can be!
Sing a simple melody! (That's how easy love can be!)
1-2-3, you and me!

Sit down, girl! I think I love you!
No! Get up, girl!
Show me what you can do!

Shake it, shake it, baby, come on now!
Shake it, shake it, baby, oo-ooh!
Shake it, shake it, baby, ha!
1-2-3, baby, oo-ooh!
A-B-C, baby, na na!
Do re mi, baby, ha!
That's how easy love can be!

A-B-C
Easy as 1-2-3
Or simple as
Do re mi, A-B-C, 1-2-3, baby, you and me, girl!
Do re mi, A-B-C,
That's how easy love can be!

A-B-C, baby,                        
It's like counting up to three,      
Sing a simple melody,               
That's how easy love can be!

I'ma going to teach you how to sing it out! 
Come on, come on, come on,
Let me show you what it's all about!

A-B-C, baby,                        
It's like counting up to three,       
Sing a simple melody,                 
That's how easy love can be!

I'ma going to teach you how to sing it out! 
Sing it out, sing it, sing it!

A-B-C, baby,                        
It's like counting up to three,       
Sing a simple melody,                   
That's how easy love can be!

A-B-C, baby,                            
It's like counting up to three,         
Sing a simple melody,                   
That's how easy love can be!

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T. "Survivor"

~Information~

Artist: Destiny's Child
Cover Version: April Harmony
Difficulty: *******
'The Last Laugh! Just a Peanut Matter!!'


~Story~

Zombies!


~Lyrics~

Now that you are out of my life,
I'm so much better,
You thought that I'd be weak without you,
But I'm stronger.
You thought that I'd be broke without you,
But I'm richer.
You thought that I'd be sad without you;
I laugh harder.
You thought I wouldn't grow without you;
Now I'm wiser.
You thought I would be helpless without you,
But I'm smarter.
You thought that I'd be stressed without you,
But I'm chillin'.
You thought I wouldn't sell without you -
Sold nine million.

I'm a survivor,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna work harder,
I'm a survivor,
I'm gonna make it,
I will survive,
Keep on surviving!

Thought I couldn't breathe without you;
I'm inhalin'.
You thought I couldn't see without you - 
Perfect vision!
You thought I couldn't last without you,
But I'm lastin'.
You thought that I would die without you,
But I'm livin'.
Thought that I would fail without you,
But I'm on top.
Thought it would be over by now,
But it won't stop.
You thought that I would self-destruct,
But I'm still here;
Even in my years to come,
I'm still gonna be here.

I'm a survivor,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna work harder,
I'm a survivor,
I'm gonna make it,
I will survive,
Keep on surviving!

I'm wishin' you the best,
Pray that you are blessed,
Much success, no stress, and lots of happiness.
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna blast you on the radio.
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna lie on you or your family, yo.
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna hate you in the magazine.
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna compromise my Christianity.
(I'm better than that)
You know I'm not gonna diss you on the Internet,
'Cause my momma taught me better than that!

I'm a survivor,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna work harder,
I'm a survivor,
I'm gonna make it,
I will survive,
Keep on surviving!

After all of the darkness and sadness
Still comes happiness.
If I surround myself with positive things,
I'll gain prosperity.

I'm a survivor,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna work harder,
I'm a survivor,
I'm gonna make it,
I will survive,
Keep on surviving!

I'm a survivor,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna work harder,
I'm a survivor,
I'm gonna make it,
I will survive,
Keep on surviving!

I'm a survivor,
I'm not gonna give up,
I'm not gonna stop,
I'm gonna work harder,
I'm a survivor,
I'm gonna make it,
I will survive,
Keep on surviving!

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V. Tips/Secrets
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For the spinner, either way is correct (left or right) The key to getting
good at this is to really spin the thing as fast as you possibly can without
breaking your DS.

You unlock Sweatin' by clearing Cruisin' and Hard ROCK! by clearing Sweatin'.

As you rise in ranks (by collecting points), you will unlock three songs in
this order: "Believe", "ABC", and "Survivor".

Go to the options to see your saved replays and check your high scores.

Listen to the beat when you play! All the songs (with the exception of the
beginning of "Canned Heat") can be easily interpreted just by tapping to the
beat and gettin' in the groove.

"Livin' La Vida Loca" was planned to be in this game but was dropped.


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VI. Multiplayer
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VS Player: Players can compete even without two game cards, although there
is a limited selection. The one to fill up their Elite-O-Meter wins.

There are several songs and two difficulties to choose from (Breezin' and
Cruisin') for players that don't both have game cards.

Walkie Talkie Man: In this song, players duke it out in a guitar contest.

Makes No Difference: Here, players compete to dish out the best meal.

Y.M.C.A.: In this song, players play game of basketball. One player is
a 'conformist' school and the other is a group of jocks.

Material Girl: This song involves a beauty pageant. One player is a blonde
and the other a brunette.

La La: This one is by far the most unique story. Here players have a space
fight between a squid and chicken alien.

There are also several characters available. If you have a card you can use
Agent Spin, Derek, Morris, J, Chieftain, Missy, Foxx, Starr, and, if you
unlocked him, Agent X. Players without cards can only use Spin, Derek, Morris,
and J.


VS Ghost: In this mode, you can have a ghost replay transferred to your
friend, so they can compete against your best scores.


Co-op: This mode allows up to four players all with game cards to go through
the songs. Each player has the beats split among them equally.


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VII. Legal Stuff
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FAQ/Walkthrough (c) Zach Long 2007 
Elite Beat Agents (c) Nintendo/Inis 2006

This may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal, 
private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed 
publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other 
web site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a 
violation of copyright.


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VIII. Contact Me
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Please contact at my e-mail: zach.long@sbcglobal.net

The ONLY subjects to be e-mailed are comments and corrections.


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IX. Credits
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Thanks to...                


Nintendo and Inis for this revolutionary game.

asklyrics.com for the lyrics.

Wikipedia for the "Livin' La Vida Loca!" information.

CJayC for obvious reasons


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