bugzy mapenguin

*Sings a little song* I sing too much, I annoy the living teabags out of everyone. But it's good for my brain, and my brain needs all the help it can get.
I am rubbish so i don't know what to say.
Unnecessary information:
I recorded myself inspecting a cupboard
I keep a gallery of great hats in a notebook with a smiley face on it
I'm on an endless quest to find songs without the titles in their lyrics.
When I was 5 I fired a grape around the kitchen using a broken jelly shoe.
A while ago I ran around the garden wearing my brother's pyjama top.

Here are some things you might hear me say a heck of a lot:
Pie
MARTYYYYYYYYYYY
Shut UP you stupid song
I'm doing your head in aren't I?
yeah but then flergalmiffitparnog (when i start saying something something then forget what i'm saying or realise it would sound rather outrageously stupid)
I can't be bothered anymore
*scream*
GET OFF
OMG it was a DOG and it was in a CAR
I'm sane. Honest.
Damned life
Cripes
Gah. Caz!
Mahhhk! Heeheeeeee *spazzes someone's hair up*
YOU STUPID TANK TOP!
Haha, Wolfe is coming...
OH MY GOD IT'S TUESDAY
I know i'm annoying you, as is my sole purpose in life.
I'm sorry, but it is in my head and I can't help singing it and I hateithateithateit.
Please die.
[something completely stupid] and that little kid it traumatized so we'll shut up now.
(to computer/ mp3 player) YOU STUPID THING I HATE YOU WHY WILL YOU NOT WORK I'M SETTING GREG SANDERS ON YOU.
I'm retarded aren't I?
(to an item of technology or something i've trodden on/walked into) You sponge!
...and I'm meant to be doing something and I can't be bothered so I'll pretend they wouldn't let me.
Hahahah, fail!
I fail.
You fail merchant!

And many, many more that I can't think of because my brain is faulty...

#I wanna take you for granted, drift while you're talking, bathe while you're downstairs and chat on the phone...#

If you are still reading this (highly unlikely considering how generally petrifying and deranged I am) please do not avoid me because of what you have just read (i.e. the thing with my brother's pyjama top)