Pandaemonium

Pandaemonium. The Lord of Lulz. Founder and chairman of the Union of Winnars.

Who are the Winnars, you ask?

The Winnars are the Spanish Inquisition of the Internets.
The Winnars are truth.
The Winnars are reason.
The Winnars are the embodiment of reality.
The Winnars find the flaws in the most perfect arguments.
The Winnars don't need a reason, just a time and a place.
The Winnars do it for the lulz.
The Winnars are always right, even when they're not.
The Winnars are that voice in the back of your mind that tells you to gtfo.
The Winnars are first on the scene when you do something stupid.
The Winnars are bulletproof, flameproof and water resistant.
The Winnars have an expert in every field.
The Winnars are an equal-opportunities organisation.
The Winnars are unsafe for small children and the elderly.
The Winnars have a cure for all known diseases.
The Winnars wield such deadly weapons as sarcasm, irony, straightforward opinion and demotivational posters.
The Winnars respect only the Winnars.
The Winnars are the Final Judgement.

The Winnars are a legion of twelve.

The Winnars are Pandaemonium, Cervantes De Leon, Sotek, Seos San Nekros, r and c mega, Rhodri, TestVirus101, jamarie, Cipher_Wizard, Catharsis, Shadow_Lord and Volke.

The Winnars are absolute.