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About GoldenPili

Currently: Offline | Last seen: 3rd Oct 2012Recent Status: Inactive

So you think you had a hard childhood? Well Fuck you, it’s got nothing on mine.

My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next store who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. It’s not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up.
Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.



My Recent Forums

2 days late, | 2nd Mar 2011
for my 2 year anniversary. cakes and strippers now being accepted.
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Valentines Day | 19th Feb 2011
I spent the day with my girlfriend, but we didn't bother getting eac..
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Excercise??? | 19th Feb 2011
My metabolism is really fast, I'm naturally skinny. I have a gym ..
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Final Fantasy as a t.. | 11th Feb 2011
I'd get the Triforce on the back of my hand, maybe.
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Think you're a tough.. | 4th Feb 2011
These sure are some pretty hard bastards. Wouldn't want to run into ..
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