TimeSplitters Future Perfect

Bad Wolf’s Guide to Weapons

As you’ll no doubt be aware, this game is packed with weaponry. Well, it’s a shooting game; you’d expect it to be. But which gun is the best? I’ll be listing the weapons by type, rating them on power, speed, clip size and other attributes to determine a winner.

Pistols

Name: Pistol 9mm
Primary function: Single shot
Secondary function: Scope/silencer
Clip size: 8
Speed: 5/10
Power: 4/10
Other notes: Dual-wield
Overall rating: 57%

Name: Scifi Handgun
Primary function: Single Shot
Secondary function: Ricochet
Clip size: 8
Speed: 6/10
Power: 4/10
Other notes: Dual-wield
Overall rating: 60%

Name: Kruger 9mm
Primary function: Single shot
Secondary function: Silencer
Clip size: 7
Speed: 4/10
Power: 4/10
Other notes: Dual-wield
Overall rating: 40%

Name: LX18
Primary function: Single shot
Secondary function: Scope/silencer
Clip size: 16
Speed: 7/10
Power: 5/10
Other notes: Dual-wield
Overall rating: 55%

Name: Revolver
Primary function: Single Shot
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 6
Speed: 2/10
Power: 7/10
Other notes: N/A
Overall rating: 45%

Name: Flare Gun
Primary function: Single Shot
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 1
Speed: 1/10
Power: 10/10
Other notes: Extremely inaccurate, dual-wield
Overall rating: 88%

Automatics

Name: Machine Gun
Primary function: Rapid-fire
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 32
Speed: 8/10
Power: 6/10
Other notes: Dual-wield
Overall rating: 70%

Name: Soviet Rifle
Primary function: Rapid-fire
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 30
Speed: 7.5/10
Power: 8/10
Other notes: N/A
Overall rating: 68%

Name: K-SMG
Primary function: Rapid-fire
Secondary function: RPG
Clip size: 30
Speed: 8/10
Power: 7/10 (10/10 secondary)
Other notes: Dual-wield
Overall rating: 85%

Name: Plasma Autorifle
Primary function: Rapid-fire
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 400
Speed: 8/10
Power: 8/10
Other notes: Overheats if used for long periods
Overall rating: 85%

Name: Minigun
Primary function: Rapid-fire
Secondary function: Autospin
Clip size: 400
Speed: 9/10
Power: 9/10
Other notes: Overheats if used for long periods
Overall rating: 90%

Name: SBP500
Primary function: Rapid-fire
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 64
Speed: 9/10
Power: 8/10
Other notes: N/A
Overall rating: 88%

Name: Monkey Gun
Primary function: Rapid-fire
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 64
Speed: 10/10
Power: 10/10
Other notes: Can only be used in Arcade
Overall rating: 99%

Sniper Rifles

Name: Vintage Rifle
Primary function: Single shot
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 8
Speed: 2/10
Power: 7/10
Other notes: N/A
Overall rating: 50%

Name: Sniper Rifle
Primary function: Single shot
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 5
Speed: 4/10
Power: 7/10
Other notes: N/A
Overall rating: 60%

Name: Scifi Sniper
Primary function: Single Shot
Secondary function: Plasma Shield
Clip size: 8
Speed: 6/10
Power: 6/10
Other notes: N/A
Overall rating: 70%

Others

Name: Shotgun
Primary function: Single Shot
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 2
Speed: 6/10
Power: 8/10
Other notes: N/A
Overall rating: 72%

Name: Tactical 12 Gauge
Primary function: Single Shot
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 8
Speed: 3/10
Power: 8/10
Other notes: Reloads one shot at a time
Overall rating: 78%

Name: Mag Charger
Primary function: Single Shot
Secondary function: X-ray Scope
Clip size: 8
Speed: 7.5/10
Power: 9/10
Other notes: Shoot through walls in Arcade
Overall rating: 87%

Name: Harpoon Gun
Primary function: Single Shot
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 12
Speed: 8/10
Power: 9.5/10
Other notes: Reusable ammo
Overall rating: 92%

Name: Ghost Gun
Primary function: Constant stream
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: Infinite (Story), 1500 (Arcade)
Speed: N/A
Power: Only affects ghosts (Story), 7/10 (Arcade)
Other notes: N/A
Overall rating: 82%

Name: Baseball Bat
Primary function: Swing
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: N/A
Speed: N/A
Power: 1/10
Other notes: Melee range only. DO NOT USE
Overall rating: 5%

Name: Flamethrower
Primary function: Burninate
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 1500
Speed: N/A
Power: 10/10
Other notes: N/A
Overall rating: 95%

Name: Brick
Primary function: Throw
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: N/A
Speed: 4/10
Power: 6/10
Other notes: Extremely inaccurate
Overall rating: 15%

Name: Time Dispersion Gun
Primary function: Charged shot
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 40
Speed: 3/10
Power: 6/10
Other notes: N/A
Overall rating: 45%

Name: Injector
Primary function: Single Shot
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 8
Speed: 7/10
Power: Only affects The Freak (Story), 10/10 (Arcade)
Other notes: 3 hit guaranteed kill in Arcade
Overall rating: 90%

Name: Electrotool
Primary function: Constant stream
Secondary function: Single shot
Clip size: 1500
Speed: N/A
Power: 6/10
Other notes: N/A
Overall rating: 84%

Explosives

Name: Rocket Launcher
Primary function: Rocket
Secondary function: Rocket Barrage
Clip size: 6
Speed: Primary: 5/10, secondary = 10/10
Power: 10/10
Other notes: N/A
Overall rating: 65%

Name: Heatseeker
Primary function: Homing Missile
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: 1
Speed: 2/10
Power: 10/10
Other notes: Locks on to target
Overall rating: 85%

Name: Timed Mines
Primary function: Throw
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: N/A
Speed: N/A
Power: 10/10
Other notes: 3 second timer
Overall rating: 70%

Name: Proximity Mines
Primary function: Throw
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: N/A
Speed: N/A
Power: 10/10
Other notes: Not advised for bag defence
Overall rating: 65%

Name: Remote Mines
Primary function: Throw
Secondary function: Detonate
Clip size: N/A
Speed: N/A
Power: 10/10
Other notes: N/A
Overall rating: 85%

Name: TNT
Primary function: Throw
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: N/A
Speed: N/A
Power: 10/10
Other notes: 3 second timer
Overall rating: 70%

Name: Grenades
Primary function: Throw
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: N/A
Speed: N/A
Power: 10/10
Other notes: N/A
Overall rating: 60%

Name: Plasma Grenade
Primary function: Throw
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: N/A
Speed: N/A
Power: 10/10
Other notes: Sticks to surfaces/enemies
Overall rating: 75%

Name: Time Grenade
Primary function: Throw
Secondary function: N/A
Clip size: N/A
Speed: N/A
Power: 10/10
Other notes: Explodes on contact. Story only
Overall rating: 80%