10 First Day in South ParkYou completed your first day in South Park
10 GingivitisGingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking
10 Irritable BowelsYou shat your pants during a boss battle
10 Poco ChinpokoYou collected 5 Chinpokomon
10 NonconformistYou befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game
10 PervertedYou watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds
15 Animal CrueltyYou've farted on animals 25 times
15 Chinpoko locoYou collected 15 Chinpokomon
15 Daddy IssuesYou befriended your father
15 Pulling MudIn three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants
15 AcceptanceYou accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself
20 Ass of FireYou defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass
20 AvengerYou defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
20 Canadian HandshakeYou've farted on people 100 times.
20 Day WalkerYou defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles
20 Dog WhistleYou've farted on a dog while in gnome form
20 Friends in Strange PlacesYou befriended both crab people and gnomes
20 HeisenbergYou defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap
20 Junk PeddlerYou sold 300 junk items
20 Just Saying HiYou've farted on every buddy in the game
20 Made This for YouYou flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy
20 MasteryYou've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability
20 More Popular Than JesusYou made friends with half of South Park
20 Re-ButtalYou interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart
20 ShopaholicYou have collected half of the available costume sets
20 ShutoutYou successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle
20 Stay DownYou farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out
20 Truth to PowerYou farted on four major authority figures
20 You bastards!You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game
20 Elven HeroYou defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle
20 KKK HeroYou defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle
20 Stick SaviorYou defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth
20 Too FarYou farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus
25 Are We Cool?You found Jesus while playing as a Jew
25 ChinpokolypseYou collected all of the Chinpokomon
25 Dragon WrathYou knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle
25 For the HoarderYou completed the game without selling any items
25 No Child Left BehindYou completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out
25 ParkeologistYou opened all of the garages in South Park
25 Skilled DefenderOver the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks
25 Weapon ProficiencyOver the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks
25 Face HoffYou defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff
25 Inside JokeWhile inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave
25 OutpatientYou defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS
25 Two Girls, One StickYou defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise
30 Clothes WhoreYou've collected all of the available costumes
30 Full ArsenalYou own all the weapons and costumes available in the game
30 Make it Rain!You've spent $500
30 More Popular Than John LennonEveryone in South Park is your friend
5 New Kid On The BlockYou have joined the KKK