0 AcceptanceYou accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
0 Animal CrueltyYou've farted on animals 25 times.
0 Are We Cool?You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
0 Ass of FireYou defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
0 AvengerYou defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
0 Canadian HandshakeYou've farted on people 100 times.
0 Chinpoko locoYou collected 15 Chinpokomon.
0 ChinpokolypseYou collected all of the Chinpokomon.
0 Clothes WhoreYou've collected all of the available costumes.
0 Daddy IssuesYou befriended your father.
0 Day WalkerYou defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
0 Dog WhistleYou've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
0 Dragon WrathYou knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
0 Elven HeroYou defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
0 Face HoffYou defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
0 First Day in South ParkYou completed your first day in South Park.
0 For the HoarderYou completed the game without selling any items.
0 Friends in Strange PlacesYou befriended both crab people and gnomes.
0 Full ArsenalYou own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
0 GingivitisGingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
0 HeisenbergYou defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
0 Inside JokeWhile inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
0 Irritable BowelsYou **** your pants during a boss battle.
0 Junk PeddlerYou sold 300 junk items.
0 Just Saying HiYou've farted on every buddy in the game.
0 KKK HeroYou defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
0 Made This for YouYou flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
0 Make it Rain!You've spent $500.
0 MasteryYou've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
0 More Popular Than JesusYou made friends with half of South Park.
0 More Popular Than John LennonEveryone in South Park is your friend.
0 New Kid On The BlockYou have joined the KKK.
0 No Child Left BehindYou completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
0 NonconformistYou befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
0 OutpatientYou defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
0 ParkeologistYou opened all of the garages in South Park.
0 PervertedYou watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
0 Poco ChinpokoYou collected 5 Chinpokomon.
0 Pulling MudIn three separate battles, you've taken a **** in your pants.
0 Re-ButtalYou interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
0 ShopaholicYou have collected half of the available costume sets.
0 ShutoutYou successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
0 Skilled DefenderOver the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
0 Stay DownYou farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
0 Stick SaviorYou defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
0 Too FarYou farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
0 Truth to PowerYou farted on four major authority figures.
0 Two Girls, One StickYou defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
0 Weapon ProficiencyOver the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
0 You bastards!You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.