0 All I Got Was This Lousy AchievementFinish all the secret levels
0 Beyond A JokeGet a total secret level time under six and a half minutes
0 Bloody MindedReturn via the low road in Uphill
0 Cares NotFinish Race Condition in under thirty-five seconds
0 Challenge AcceptedFinish Pointers with both challenge modes enabled
0 ContraindicationIgnore the last piece of advice in Incessant
0 Controlled FallFinish Perplexing without turning green
0 Damned BalloonsBeat one minute for all but one of the standard levels
0 Due DiligenceObtain all the bronze medals
0 Due HasteGet all the silver medals
0 Due RespectEarn all the gold medals
0 Faked LandingFinish Lunar without turning red
0 Here I AmFind your way free
0 NontrivialFinish the first twenty standard single player levels
0 Not Easy ModeFinish all the standard single player levels
0 Not Over YetFinish Race Condition despite falling into a fail pit
0 OffroadFinish Jumptown in Septagon Mode
0 OrderlyFinishing Chimney without succumbing to chaos
0 Other WayFind your way to a secret area
0 Out of TownFind your way to a secret area
0 Outside The BoxSubvert the narrative element
0 PlatinumBeat a gold medal time by at least five seconds
0 Race CarDo three laps on Crest and finish in under 50 seconds
0 RicochetFinish Precipice the quick way
0 Seat's EdgeFinish Pointers without turning green
0 Stealth ElementsFinish Bouncer without hitting any switches
0 Team Of ExpertsFinish all the cooperative levels
0 Ten Point LandingFinish Unicycle without turning blue
0 UndisorientableFinish Perplexing in Astronaut Mode
0 UnforgivenFinish Oscillations without changing colour