0 ... the Harder They FallDefeat 1,250 colossus invaders
0 3 Catapults, 1 EraserErase 3 Catapults with one spell
0 Abra CadaberaTrain 250 mages
0 AmbidexterityHold 5 invaders in the air simultaneously
0 Archers Are The AnswerFully upgrade your Archery Range
0 Awl EncompassingTrain 250 craftsmen
0 Big Blingin'Earn 1,000,000 points
0 Blocking Out The SunTrain 1,000 archers
0 Blue Bomber, AwaySend out 25 demolition experts
0 Build a Better TomorrowTrain 1,000 craftsmen
0 Building It BiggerReach 2,000 maximum castle health
0 Busting CapsDefeat 25 exploding invaders
0 Can We Fix It?Train 50 craftsmen
0 Castle DefenderComplete Round 50 on Normal Mode
0 Castle ManiacPlay for 300 minutes total
0 Cat-a-lystic!Defeat 500 catapult invaders
0 Cat-a-strophic!Defeat 10 catapult invaders
0 Cat-a-tonic!Defeat 100 catapult invaders
0 Cha-ChingEarn 100,000 points
0 Close CallEnd a round with less than 10% castle health
0 Colossal FortificationReach 10,000 maximum castle health
0 Craftsmen For The WinFully upgrade your Stone Mason's shop
0 Death From AboveTrain 250 archers
0 Demolitionists Have The PowerFully upgrade your Demolition Lab
0 Doing It SoloPlay up to Round 15 without training any units
0 Get In Mah BucketConvert 100 units
0 Gettin' the Hang of itPlay for 10 minutes total
0 Gonna Need a Lot of GlueDefeat 1,250 exploding invaders
0 Hardcore DefenderComplete Round 50 on Heroic Mode
0 Hocus PocusTrain 50 mages
0 I Love My Paint CanFully upgrade the Pit of Conversion
0 I Want to Live!Allow a blue demolition expert to walk off the screen
0 I Want to Paint It BlueConvert 500 units
0 InvincibilityComplete Round 20 or higher without taking damage
0 Is That All You've Got?Toss and catch and invader 5 times
0 It's Raining ArrowsTrain 50 archers
0 Ka-Blooee!Defeat 250 exploding invaders
0 Klaatu Barada NiktoTrain 1,000 mages
0 Mages Are Too RoxxorFully upgrade your Magical Arts Tower
0 Magical MasterUse at least 20 spells in one round
0 Master of DisasterDestroy 5 Colossus Invaders in one explosion
0 Monstrous CastleReach 100,000 maximum castle health
0 MoolahEarn 10,000 points
0 Paying Your DuesView the entire game credits
0 Puppet MasterConvert 2,000 units
0 Rammer Time - Can't RamThis Defeat 50 rammer invaders
0 Seriously They're No Giving UpDefeat 5,000 plain invaders
0 Set Them Up The BombSend out 500 demolition experts
0 Sharp ShooterIntercept a Catapult projectile
0 Should Nave Used a Nail FileDefeat 500 rammer invaders
0 Stick TortureHold an invader in the air for 20 seconds
0 Take That Stick and Shove ItDefeat 2,500 rammer invaders
0 The Big BangSend out 10 Demo Experts within 5 seconds
0 The Bigger They AreDefeat 250 colossus invaders
0 They Just Keep ComingDefeat 1,000 plain invaders
0 Thoroughly AddictedPlay for 30 minutes total
0 Tick Tick BoomSend out 125 demolition experts
0 Time to RelaxFinish a round without killing an invader by throwing
0 Was That a Bottle Cap?Defeat 25 colossus invaders