10 A Job for LifeYou destroyed a man’s livelihood and smashed something up while you were at it. You’re a true Hero.
10 B-B-QRoast chicken is the best smell in the world. Unless you’re a chicken.
10 Boom-erangYou killed a hobbe with his own bomb. ‘Tis the sport to have the enginer hoist with his own petar.
10 Five Billion Candle PowerYou burned the Corruption from three creatures with one spell. Time to break out the factor 40.
10 Fore!You killed three enemies with thrown objects. Down in front!
10 Great Balls of FireYou killed three enemies with one Fireball. Goodness gracious.
10 Hard ShoulderYou dealt with a travelling enemy by making it crash and die. Ben Hur would be proud.
10 Hobbe JugglerYou juggled a hobbe. A career in the circus awaits. A pretty odd circus, admittedly.
10 I Used to Be an AdventurerThen I took an arrow to the horse. She's all better now, though.
10 Pest ControlTen stingers in five seconds. How long for the other 600,000?
10 Return of the Black KnightYou dismantled a hollow man. It’s just a (rotting) flesh-wound!
10 RoadkillYou ran down an enemy with your cart. Consider investing in a plough.
10 Shardly a ProblemYou cast Shards with utmost precision. For your next trick, spear an apple off Seren’s head.
10 SparrowYou purchased five upgrades. Your Journey has begun.
10 Test Your MedalYou earned your first Medal in Arcade Mode.
10 The Whites of Their Eyes You got cosy with a balverine. You must have nerves of steel -- and no working olfactory system.
10 ToastyBurning through the sky at 200 degrees. That’s why they call him Mr. Pushed-in-the-Lava.
10 Why the Long Face?You healed ten wounds on Seren. If she walked into a bar and bruised herself, you’d heal that too.
100 Don't Stop BelievingYou have completed your Journey. The Spire is no more, and a new dawn awaits Albion.
20 Alas, Poor Nodsy!You laid to rest the spirits of a platoon of morons. They’re another dimension’s problem now.
20 Bam!There it is! You killed ten creatures with explosive barrels.
20 CartmageddonA good driver keeps their hands on the reins at all times, apart from when they’re killing things.
20 Chicken ChaserYou purchased ten upgrades. Your powers are beginning to soar. Soar like a chicken.
20 FlailYou killed 500 enemies. The Grim Reaper loves round numbers.
20 FootlooseYou rescued Fergus from a spot of Hobbe bother. Your reward? Singing and beans.
20 Going UndergroundYou made it out of Bladebarrow. Most don’t.
20 Happy CamperYou tried your hand at all camp activities. Way to go, cowboy.
20 Heavy MedalYou earned a Bronze Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.
20 In the Palm of Your HandThe power of the gauntlets is now yours, but so is their burden.
20 Mind over MatterThe Temptress is no more. Or was it all just a dream?
20 Mind Your ManasYou dished out a veritable smorgasbord of spell power. Delicious.
20 No Claims BonusYou completed The Last Stand without taking any damage.
20 Off the ChainYou achieved a kill chain of 40 during Arcade Mode.
20 Off the MenuThe Devourer has been defeated, and Fergus is at rest. There’s no turning back now, Hero.
20 ReflectologyYou killed 15 enemies with their own attacks. Reflect on your progress, and feel proud.
20 Saved by the SunYou escaped the Devourer... for now.
20 Shoo!You made it to the barn and saw off the White Balverine (with a little help from your friends).
20 The Long Road HomeYou finally caught up with Katlan. It’s you who's needed at the front of the convoy now.
20 The Open RoadYour story has begun, but where will the road lead you?
20 Trollololol You emerged unscathed from a troll fight. Problem?
30 Fear of FlyingYou killed 20 enemies in midair. Flying’s fine – it’s landing that hurts. Also, the magic spells.
30 For Every Chest, a ConsequenceYou opened 15 chests. Now on to the greater mystery: Whose stuff have you been stealing?
30 HeroYou purchased 15 upgrades. Truly, you are a Hero.
30 If I Only Had a BrainYou whiled away the hours, conferring with the flowers. And exploding scarecrows’ heads.
30 Long Sustained AttacksYou fully upgraded one of your spells. You’ll be able to bring down anything now.
40 Epic Flail1,000 kills! That’s a lot of killing. You should have a lie down. And a shower.
40 Pedal to the MedalYou earned a Silver Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.
5 Pimp My CartYo Gabe, we heard you like Heroes so we hung a Hero from your cart so you can Hero while you Hero.
5 Wheeee!You thrust your arms in the air during the minecart ride. Souvenir photo available in the gift shop.
60 Medal Gear SolidYou earned a Gold Medal in every Arcade Mode challenge.