0 'Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch'Die from falling damage.
0 101st AirborneJump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.
0 88mphGet thrown back in time by Vlad.
0 An eye for an eyeDefeat behold, the watcher
0 Bad TasteOverkill 1,000 enemies.
0 Basic ElementUse all basic elements at least once.
0 Better you than meBe invisible while one other player dies.
0 Blue... No Yelloooow!Have a hard time settling on a color.
0 Cooking by the bookCast a Magick successfully.
0 Deep ImpactKill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.
0 Don't fear the reaperDefeat death.
0 Dragon 'Slayer'Defeat fafnir.
0 Finders keepersSteal your friends equipment after he has died.
0 First BloodKill one enemy using the M60.
0 Good CompanyAccomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission
0 HoudiniBreak free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.
0 I call it a Hawking HoleMake 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.
0 I put on my robe and wizard hatAquire all Magicks in adventure mode.
0 I think Magicka is a pretty cool guyDefeat assatur.
0 I'm the wizard king, I can do anything!Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.
0 Imma Firin' Mah Lazer!!!!Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.
0 It's over nine thousand!!!!Deal over 9,000 damage to one enemy.
0 It's raining (beast)menGib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.
0 Khaaaaaaaan!Defeat khan
0 Killing your friends, you're doing it wrongHeal a total of 100,000 hit points.
0 King's QuestFind all the moose.
0 Lead farmerKill 1,000 enemies using firearms
0 Let off some steamCreate a spell containing Steam.
0 Mission improbableComplete Adventure in less than 4 hours.
0 More like the AristocatsDefeat the Aristocrats.
0 Mu-mu-mu-multikill!Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.
0 Never cross the beamsCross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.
0 No more trollingDefeat ygg.
0 Nothing but a man, who can never failWin 20 versus matches in a row
0 OMG! They killed Yellow!Die with yellow robes.
0 One in a million?Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.
0 Play it again, VladDefeat vlad.
0 RPG much?Complete all side quests in the game.
0 Saved by the kingDefeat the Warlock and Machine.
0 Seven day cruisePlay one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.
0 Sherlock HolmesFind all secret areas in the game.
0 Solid SnakeDefeat jormungandr.
0 State AlchemistCreate a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.
0 Stuff of legendsDefeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.
0 Swedish Summer AchievementExperience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.
0 The EnchanterImbue your weapon with a spell.
0 The perfect stormAll players survived a thunderstorm.
0 There can be only oneKill macleod.
0 There is no goat levelDefeat jotunn.
0 This is Magicka!Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.
0 Too fancy for fireballs?Complete one level using only magicks.
0 Vanilla IceCreate a spell containing only Ice.
0 We are the championsSurvive all waves of a challenge.
0 Wingardium LeviosaPush someone off a cliff.