From thedestroyer | Jan 6th 2010
i think the easiet way to do this is when you hear a jockeys laugh don,t stand near your mates[or survivors]wait til the jockey jumps on a survivor shoot it instantly
From poleio | Dec 26th 2009
This is kinda easy it just taks time you must know who is going to jump on pull out your gun aim it and the the head of the survior and once it hops on just shoot it
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
When you hear a jockey stay close to the person you thimk is going to be rode by the jockey and keep your melle weapon for a faster kill then when the jockey rides that person have cat like reflexes aand swing
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A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
when your the spitter wait until a smoker comes into play and stay near it once the smoker nabs somebody spit at the smokers feet
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ACID REFLEX Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
From Gh0stinU | Aug 5th 2010
well one easy way to do this imo is to play on easy mode.spitters tend to take like 5 seconds to spit on easy so it shoodnt b too hard.
From thedestroyer | Jan 6th 2010
just shoot it instantly
From poleio | Dec 26th 2009
This isnt easy and it isnt hard really its more of a game of luck once you see a spitter imedialy shoot it
From superbird5005 | Dec 13th 2009
As soon as you see a spitter, kill it. Make it your top priority, and have a powerful weapon on you so you can kill it fast before it spits.
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
there is no real way to do this but to do this the best way go on versus and have a friend be the infected and when your friend is the spitter make sure your friend lets you kill them before they can spit
We are not accepting any more hints for this achievement
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ARMORY OF ONE Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
From thedestroyer | Jan 6th 2010
what till you see something saying incindererey of explosive ammo pick it up and deploy it if you have a bile bomb throw it once you have deployed the ammo and have your team use it.simple
From poleio | Dec 26th 2009
This probaly one of the easiest acheivments in the game basically just look around and find a maetal looking box that is orange pick it up and use it and let your team pick it up
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
when you find any upgrade make sure to deploy it when your sure no zombies are near so that your teamates arent distracted then deploy it
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BACK IN THE SADDLE As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
From Gh0stinU | Aug 5th 2010
one other hint is that when you're a jockey jump on someone and pray to god you get hit off and not killed, then run away and do the same thing
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
this was easy for me it was the first achievement i got playing as the infected but it will be easier if you have a friend play as the survivors and when you ride a survivor as the jockey have them shove you off then run away and wait till you can ride again then ride another survivor
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BEAT THE RUSH In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.
From maddeath | Jun 10th 2010
you are allowed to use throwables, just not guns. i found the best way if you are using A.I.s is to stand in a corner it is pretty easy to get on mall atrium if you stand in the corner by the front doors whenever a tank comes throw a Molotov at it and run swinging your melee so common infected don't slow you down too much when the tank is dead and there is less common infected grab another molotov.
From v1209 | Jan 24th 2010
Forget the glitch do it fair. Your teammates teammates can have guns,throwables and melee weapons so just have them protect you
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
now this took awhile for me to get because i didnt use a glitch the glitch is at the parish the bridge where the ladder is at the very top grab the tank and put it a little at the end in the body pile then stand behind it where your back is facing the end of the bridge where the saferoom is and shoot the tank but quickly keep pressing up down left and right and keep pressing Y then you will keep stumbling back when you reach the bridge stop and have someone join your game and get them to start the round or you can quickly do this right after you start the round but dont use any thing but the melee weapon
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BURNING SENSATION Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
From Gh0stinU | Aug 5th 2010
heres one but its way specific do the dark carnival campaign on easy(all 5 levels) and try to find incendiary ammo and the machine gun with 60 bullets(i forgot what its called). also try and find a boomer bile. when you get to the finale deploy the ammo and activate the horde. then throw your bile and shoot away at the infected.
From poleio | Dec 24th 2009
Get a machine gun find a incidnary gun upgrade and shoot the zombies
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
when you can get a chance to use fire bullets use them its fun and an easy way to get an achievement
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CHAIN OF COMMAND Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
From Gh0stinU | Aug 5th 2010
continued from thunbcraze-- best to do that on a finale after activating a horde.or just do it on survival
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
when you have a bile bomb and a chainsaw throw the bile bomb when theres alot of zombies or when an incomming attack come take out your chainsaw and head into the pile up and start to kill
From Gh0stinU | Aug 5th 2010
at poleio--actually the chainsaw and another weapon(i forgot wich one) dont count(chainsaw has its own achievement). but theres like 10 melee weapons, the 8 u use to get this ach. are: ninja sword, paddle, guitar, crobar, axe, frying pan, police baton, and the machete
From poleio | Dec 24th 2009
Bassically all you have to do is use the frying pan once the chainsaw once the axe once the katana once the cricket bat once the nightstick once the crowbar once and the machete once and you should get it
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
since your already here open a new tab and search all the melee weapons in l4d2 and write them down when you play check off the weapons as you use them
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FRIED PIPER Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
Sora1234 is trippin throw a molotov when you see a clown running at you during an incoming attack comes there is pretty much always a clown in the horde but only at dark carnival
From Sora1234 | Nov 22nd 2009
if you see a clown just throw a molly at it nd you should get it
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FUEL CRISIS Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
during a scavenge round make sure your a hunter and you know its over time when it says OVER TIME then pounce somebody with a gas can
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GONG SHOW Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
when you get to the gong show make sure you have adrenaline and a melee weapon use the adrenaline the take out the melee weapon and hit the red square
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GREAT EXPECTORATIONS As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
From Gh0stinU | Aug 5th 2010
this is easier too when playing a round on dark carnival(preferably the finale) people like to camp in a lot of different places on this and back into corners, like at the ends of the stadium/bleachers/whatever they are. just sneak up from somwhere and spit and hopefully you get them all
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
this is easier when you have a friend play as the survivers and have them just stand there and when your a spitter spit on them
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HEAD HONCHO Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
From thedestroyer | Jan 7th 2010
i would say the melee weapons to use are the axe cricket bat if you have pickied it up the baseball bat kartana[ninja sword]guitar or machete just aim for the head.
From superbird5005 | Dec 13th 2009
I would either have the Machete or the Guitar for this one. Make sure you are looking at their heads and slice away. Don't go too insane, and Adrenaline is very useful with this, makes it go ten times faster. Go for the Chainsaw too, if you want.
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
have a slice melee weapon id preffer then when you play aim high along the neck line of all the zombies then swing away sometimes they swing their arms at you and you just cut off their arm
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
make sure you play a game of scavange starting from the lobby or else you dont get the achievement have a team of 4 and really work for the win
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LEVEL A CHARGE Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
From Gh0stinU | Aug 5th 2010
shoot the charger BEFORE it charges but DON'T KILL IT. then when it charges, side step and slice it with a melee weapon(thats how i did this)
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
have a chainsaw ready and when you see charger make sure that the charger is coming for you then get the chainsaw in attack mode and then wait funner if you charge too
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LONG DISTANCE CARRIER As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
i dont have this one but after hours of gameplay this is how you do this i think make sure your in a wide open space and when you the charger charge someone that when you charge you wont crash into anything
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QUALIFIED RIDE As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
From ThumbCraze | Nov 26th 2009
when you see a zombie in a hazmat suit make sure you kill it and always look around right after or else someone else might grab the bile bomb
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SCAVENGE HUNT Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
From ThumbCraze | Nov 28th 2009
this is easy if you have a friend be the survivors and have that person not collect any gas cans and just wait for the round to be over
From poleio | Dec 24th 2009
Bassically a little after the gong show you should see a thing that looks like wack a mole bassically go up to press x and start hitting the figures that come up you must hit 42
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STRENGTH IN NUMBERS Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.
From v1209 | Jan 24th 2010
Good team work is key to this achievement.I suggest pick a map that has the gas cans close together. I got it on The Hotel in Dark carnival
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CRASS MENAGERIE Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
From andyg179 | Jan 10th 2010
i have this achievement its so easy its the first one i ever got
From thedestroyer | Jan 7th 2010
you need to kill a ceda hazmat suit guy a mudman riot infected and a con
From poleio | Dec 24th 2009
Actually superbird your wrong the uncommon inffected are the cdea agents in the hazmat suits in campaings one and 5 the mudmen that are in swamp fever the clowns that are in darkcarnival and the construction worker zombies that are in the flood level
From superbird5005 | Dec 13th 2009
Just simply kill a Jockey, Boomer, Tank, Witch, Spitter, Hunter, Smoker, and a Charger.
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DEAD IN THE WATER Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
From poleio | Dec 26th 2009
This can be easy or hard you have to play the swamp fever levels 1 and 2 over and over agian bassicall just stay in the water as you progress through the level
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DISMEMBERMENT PLAN Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
From terror5446 | Jan 13th 2010
or in the dark carnival campain in the last mission and shot it at were they show up and get it that simple
From poleio | Dec 24th 2009
Easy have bomber vile and gernade launcher throw it in a open space wait for a bunch of zombies to show up and you should get it
From v1209 | Jan 24th 2010
This achievement takes time but is not hard at all.Just making things clear you have to put the gas can in your self not your teammate.
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GAS SHORTAGE Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
From Gh0stinU | Aug 5th 2010
this might be pretty easy to do on the dead center campaign, 1st level. when the enemy team begins walking on the ledge outside the building, spawn and charge when they're all walking on the ledge
From maddeath | Jun 11th 2010
this one can be tough if you have AIs so i recommend you turn it to expert and kill them off then turn it to easy and grab a melee wep, adrenaline, and a machine gun and stick to the left side of the road killing all the zombies in front of you and ignoring the ones behind you, unless they start to attack and slow you down just RB and push them away or if you got a melee wep kill them with that, and keep going when you hear the tank use your adrenaline and run past him
From v1209 | Mar 29th 2010
for this i suggest you stay to the right then when the bridge starts to curve go left
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CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.
From terror5446 | Jan 13th 2010
do as the above but also play the campain online but best with friends so u have people to play with
From poleio | Dec 26th 2009
This acheivment is easier then it sounds basicaly you can go throught any camaping perforably dead center since its the shortest you can also use pipe bombs molvtovs and blomber biles also if you get incapped dont shoot your pistol you will lose the acheivment if you do
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GUARDIN' GNOME Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.
From poleio | Dec 27th 2009
You can get the gnome on the second level of the dark carnival its relies on the shooting range best with a machine gun shoot every target exept the peanut dude get 750 points and hes yours you must carry him with you to the heli in the finale and you must be holding him or you wont get it
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SHOCK JOCK Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
From andyg179 | Jan 10th 2010
you know the thing thats in the health spot its lighting and if you see a dead player use it on them so they can come back alive
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SOB STORY Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
From terror5446 | Jan 13th 2010
have ur flashlights off the whole of mission 2 and play with friends that have the achievement so i would be i litle more easy
From andyg179 | Jan 10th 2010
don't go next to the witch or you'll startle her and don;t put your lights on her or shoot her you can kill her with the chainsaw very fast but is isent for this so yeah
From Gh0stinU | Aug 5th 2010
from what i remember,im not too sure, but follow the white cars until you get to the bridge. walk along that bridge, it'll get bombed, then just fall down the broken part and you should get this acheivement. like those two said, use strictly melee weapons
From terror5446 | Jan 13th 2010
use a sword or a machete and bash them always so dont swing ur melee weapon
From poleio | Dec 26th 2009
In the campaing the parish on the third level the cemetary after you climb up the lader from the sewer you should be in a place with a bunch of cars you bassically can not hit any car that is flashin go around all of them you can touch cars that arent flashin watch out of tanks jockeys and smokers they can all make you lose the acheivment best to use a melle weapon or pistols once you made it to the saferoom you should get it
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WING AND A PRAYER Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.
From poleio | Feb 12th 2010
I found this acheivment glitched cause i always wen thhrought the whole thing without getting hit and didnt get it heres how u do bassically play with some freinds u stay in the saferoom while they activate the door
From terror5446 | Jan 13th 2010
play with only one friend and use a melee weapon and stand back to back
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STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE Survive all campaigns on Expert.