10 Practice Bloody PracticeWon an AI Stage Battle - any difficulty
10 Serpent SamaritanFreed 40 Bound Serpents
10 Silence, groundwalker!Gained 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode
10 VictörWon a ranked multiplayer match
15 Beast MasterRode every animal in the world
15 Chicks n' Booze n' StuffCompleted
15 Coolest Thing EverJumped over a Hextadon in the Deuce
15 Death From AboveKilled 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death
15 DollpocalypseHit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team
15 EuthanasiaHit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team
15 Fistfull of FogCompleted
15 French Kiss InstructorCompleted
15 Got a Car and a DateCompleted
15 No More TearsCompleted
15 PainkillerKilled 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher
15 Ran to the HillsCompleted
15 RingleaderTrapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team
15 Serpent SpankerFreed 80 Bound Serpents
15 Six Degrees of SchaferPlayed with or against another player who has this Achievement
15 Start a RevolutionCompleted
15 Thick as a Baby's ArmCompleted
20 Armchair GeneralWon a Stage Battle by yourself against the AI without attacking
20 FlowerslaveSummoned all Motor Forges
20 Iron FistWon an AI Stage Battle - Brutal difficulty
20 Master of the BloodDouble Teamed with every Tainted Coil unit
20 Master of the FlameDouble Teamed with every Ironheade unit
20 Master of the TearDouble Teamed with every Drowning Doom unit
20 Now You Must Tell the TaleView all Legends
20 OverkillCompleted all hunting secondary missions
20 ProtectorCompleted 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions
20 Quill TosserKilled a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins
20 Some Demon Flesh on your BumperSlayed 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode
20 Squeal Like a ChickenCompleted all racing secondary missions
20 SubjügatorWon 10 ranked multiplayer matches
20 TouristViewed all vistas
20 VirtuosoLearned all guitar solos
20 Voices From BeyondUnlocked all songs in the Mouth of Metal
25 GroupieCompleted Campaign mode on Easy
25 LegendCompleted Campaign mode on Brutal
25 Loyal CustomerPurchased all upgrades in the Motor Forge
25 RoadieCompleted Campaign mode on Normal
25 Serpent SaviorFreed all 120 Bound Serpents
30 FavoredAcquired 3,000 Fire Tributes
30 I've never touched an axe beforePersonally smote 300 enemies - any mode
30 SelloutSpent 250,000 fans - any mode
5 One Hit WonderPurchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge
50 Boar BatherRode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and live to tell the tale.
50 CönquererWon 50 ranked multiplayer matches
50 Metal GodAchieved 100% completion on the stats screen